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@wendellwrites.bsky.social
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wendellwrites.bsky.social
i am sad because we did not do anything in the sukkah and that is why i went to the synagogue tonight.
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clairewillett.bsky.social
I googled “patron saint of frogs” for a bit and then immediately abandoned the bit because I would so much rather actually talk about St. Ulphia the 8th century hermit who cursed her local frogs for keeping her up at night and making her sleep through church
Her hermitage was located in a marshy wetland, inhabited by frogs whose loud croaking kept her up all night. One day, she was so tired that she slept through when Domitius knocked at her door, and he, thinking she had already gone on ahead, left without her. Legend states that Ulphia placed the frogs in the area around her under interdict as a result of their loud croaking, which kept her awake at nights.
A 19th century hagiographer noted that the frogs in the area around the oratory of Saint Ulphia were, indeed, very quiet. However, if these frogs were taken elsewhere, they became boisterous once again.
At the end of her life, she formed and directed a community of religious women at Amiens.
In iconography, she is depicted as a young nun seated in prayer on a rock with a frog in the pool near her.
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emilylorange.bsky.social
This is an act of kindness but you need to understand that if this is you, telling people about it a week after the fact is likely to put those people right back into danger, and yourself.

You may never be able to safely tell anyone. For decades, if ever.
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ianboudreau.com
ICE in Portland is coming off like Gargamel getting repeatedly rolled by the Smurfs
wendellwrites.bsky.social
i would be doomed no matter what, i really like tomato on my lox and bagel.
erinbiba.bsky.social
Ok there were two right answers:

S-Tier guaranteed NYC electoral win: Plain or everything bagel with lox, cream cheese, onions, and capers.

Runner up but also accepted: Bacon, egg, and cheese on an everything or plain bagel. (must list bacon, egg, and cheese in the correct order)
danhicks.bsky.social
So what was the right answer?
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djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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wendellwrites.bsky.social
occult appropriation is so hard to battle because it's "historical."
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sheydgarden.bsky.social
finally saw Nosferatu (2024) last night & my absolute favorite thing about it was the props, specifically the occult papers & books which did EVERYTHING i've been asking for from horror movies for so long - period-accurate styling of the paper, ink & drawing/writing, AND zero Hebrew 🙏⚰️🖤
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darthbluesky.bsky.social
that johnson is more terrified of seating a duly elected democrat who could force an epstein vote than having the entire government shut down really makes me wonder about that epstein vote tbh
wendellwrites.bsky.social
i was just talking to a project manager at the co-working space about how we don't use ai, and generally it's because it's faster not to and gets better results.
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tbbw1.bsky.social
"When you strike The Frog with pepper balls, it [splits into a swarm of frogs or calls up all the other frogs in the land]."

There's some debate over the text. 🤣🐺
The Portland frog standing defiant against tyranny.
wendellwrites.bsky.social
i went when i was a teen and had a great time. have fun!
wendellwrites.bsky.social
i realized while stimming that maybe i shouldn't be enthusiastically singing shalom aleichem while antagonizing my cat.
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neolithicsheep.bsky.social
What middle and upper class cis het white people need to understand is that they only have as many rights as the most vulnerable do. You have only the rights trans people and immigrants do.
ryanmarino.bsky.social
Do you really have any rights if they are openly saying they will just make up reasons to detain you?
thematthill.bsky.social
Wow. Greg Bovino admits on camera that his agents can detain people if you look scared, change your demeanor, or grip a steering wheel too tight.

As his unmasked agents walk around with large guns to scare you, they may arrest you just for that — even if you're a U.S. citizen.
wendellwrites.bsky.social
i would give you a hug if i was there and you wanted one. you make the world easier to bear..
wendellwrites.bsky.social
i have considered buying salmon roe so i can make these at home.
wendellwrites.bsky.social
that's okay the best bagels i've had were in new orleans, it would be all over before the campaign even started 😂😂😂
wendellwrites.bsky.social
i have no idea how it would be with frozen roe!
wendellwrites.bsky.social
dill cream cheese, salmon roe, avocado, radish
wendellwrites.bsky.social
when you talk to people who aren't chronically online about this, the correct messaging is, "this is so weird. can you believe someone in power keeps spouting off nonsense like this? it's past time to get some level headed people in the room."
peark.es
I couldn't believe this but it's true, Thiel can't decide whether the antichrist is Greta or Big Yud. Positively reeling.
(Washington Post) -- Tech billionaire Peter Thiel recently warned that Swedish activist Greta Thunberg and critics of technology or artificial intelligence are "legionnaires of the Antichrist" in private lectures on Christianity that connected government oversight of Silicon Valley to an apocalyptic future, according to recordings reviewed by The Washington Post.
In the four, roughly two-hour lectures, which began last month and culminated Monday at the Commonwealth Club in San Francisco, Thiel laid out his religious views to a sold-out audience told to keep the contents "off-the-record," according to an event listing. He argued that those who propose limits on technology development not only hinder business but threaten to usher in the destruction of the United States and an era of global totalitarian rule, according to the recordings.
"In the 17th, 18th century, the Antichrist would have been a Dr. Strangelove, a scientist who did all this sort of evil crazy science," Thiel said in his Sept. 15 opening talk, according to the recordings. "In the 21st century, the Antichrist is a Luddite who wants to stop all science. It's someone like Greta or Eliezer," he said, referring to Thunberg and Eliezer Yudkowsky, a prominent critic of the tech industry's approach to AI.
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restingdinoface.bsky.social
If you've been curious about When the Earth Was Green, you can read a sample over at Smithsonian. It's about an unlucky bug caught in goop and how oozing trees helped make the fossil record.
How a Fragile Insect Living 100 Million Years Ago Becomes a Fossil
A bug, a dinosaur and a tree intersect, creating the perfect conditions for resin to capture a moment in time
www.smithsonianmag.com