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westy
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· Dec 14
Me, cowering beneath blankets. A chill in the air. My words making my breath visible:
“I saw John Cena the whole time.”
“I saw John Cena the whole time.”
Ripping off Helmet has never been more profitable.
February 11, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Ripping off Helmet has never been more profitable.
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If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine
January 31, 2026 at 2:09 AM
If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine
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Shot for shot remake of One Battle After Another. Every character is a played by a Muppet except Benecio Del Toro.
January 22, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Shot for shot remake of One Battle After Another. Every character is a played by a Muppet except Benecio Del Toro.
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rule of threes do your thing
January 13, 2026 at 4:49 PM
rule of threes do your thing
Most of the Muppets are gloves.
January 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Most of the Muppets are gloves.
What do you think that Hot Ones guy’s poops are like?
December 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
What do you think that Hot Ones guy’s poops are like?
I can’t wait for the new year to get here so I can abandon all this unfounded optimism about the new year.
December 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I can’t wait for the new year to get here so I can abandon all this unfounded optimism about the new year.
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2025 recapped
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
2025 recapped
On a show with innumerable perfect jokes, this may be the most perfectest.
December 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
On a show with innumerable perfect jokes, this may be the most perfectest.
Who put all these dang shoes up there to begin with?
December 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Who put all these dang shoes up there to begin with?
Me, cowering beneath blankets. A chill in the air. My words making my breath visible:
“I saw John Cena the whole time.”
“I saw John Cena the whole time.”
December 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Me, cowering beneath blankets. A chill in the air. My words making my breath visible:
“I saw John Cena the whole time.”
“I saw John Cena the whole time.”
Girls’ volleyball tournament. 15 courts with simultaneous games in one enormous gymnasium. There is never not a whistle.
December 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Girls’ volleyball tournament. 15 courts with simultaneous games in one enormous gymnasium. There is never not a whistle.
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
I have been acquired by Netflix. I am contractually unable to express my feelings in this matter. Please respect my privacy or lack thereof during this transitional phase. We, at Jason, look forward to bringing you all sorts of synergistic content in the coming quarter.
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I have been acquired by Netflix. I am contractually unable to express my feelings in this matter. Please respect my privacy or lack thereof during this transitional phase. We, at Jason, look forward to bringing you all sorts of synergistic content in the coming quarter.
Who’s surprised that this ghoul has an all white kitchen. Nobody? No?
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Who’s surprised that this ghoul has an all white kitchen. Nobody? No?
You mean to tell me Dean Koontz been out here looking like this?
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
You mean to tell me Dean Koontz been out here looking like this?
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oreoboros
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32 years ago today, TRAMAPOLINE! TRABAPOLINE! “Bart's Inner Child” premiered November 11, 1993.
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
32 years ago today, TRAMAPOLINE! TRABAPOLINE! “Bart's Inner Child” premiered November 11, 1993.
Tell your friends you love them. Make it fucking weird.
FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
November 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Tell your friends you love them. Make it fucking weird.
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ladies and gentlemen...we got him