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jjvincent.bsky.social
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/
Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer Kids Say They’re Okay Without Tale From Director Of ‘The Fly’
December 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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deviwestside.bsky.social
Love is basically letting someone camp inside your soul and hoping they don’t light anything on fire
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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octopuscaveman.bsky.social
It’s a shame people don’t read porno magazines anymore. When my grandpa died he left us a stack of gay porno mags and a lot of unanswered questions. That’s called a legacy.
July 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Picture of a vintage romantic book cover, a man and woman sit closely together on the ground, the woman is leaning in intrigue as the man holds a book open between his fingers Lead in copy and title read: Would you... SLAM BOOKS SHUT ON MY PENIS? By Susamn Borchette Back cover synopsis for Would You Slam Books Shut On My Penis Literary Obsession! After making a fortune in artificial image generation, Bob moved into his first home and became very lonely - so he bought a bunch of books and made a girlfriend out of them. One night they tried to make love, but his book girlfriend fell apart and all the books fell on his penis and crushed his penis and he liked it. That was the first sexual experience in his life and now the only way he can feel anything is by having books crush his penis. Kathy just wanted to meet a guy who reads. 'Here's one way we can make love,' Bob pitched after sharing his perverted lore, 'you're sitting here reading a book when suddenly you read a word that you really do not like and so you shout, 'no more reading!' And you slam the book closed really hard on my penis fifteen times in a row.' Kathy could see herself doing that, but why did he build a girlfriend out of books again? 'Alternatively,' he continued, 'I could already have my penis inside a book - as if it were your bookmark - and you sit down to read, but then you remember that you actually hate reading and so you slam the book closed really hard on my penis and start punching the cover.' Bob has something wrong with him and that only made crushing his penis with books more enticing. When Kathy meets Bob's book ex-girlfriend at a bar they concoct a plot to kill him. Another book brimming with heat-activated passion that will cause cancer one day by PAPERBACK PARADISE The World's Number One Penis Crushing Book Seller PRINTED IN SPITE OF GOD
April 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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April 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Joy as an act of resistance ✊
February 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Shrinkflation? My Hotel Room Doesn’t Have a Cuck Chair
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Shrinkflation? My Hotel Room Doesn’t Have a Cuck Chair - The Hard Times
I am sick and tired of these corporations shamelessly screwing over the working class. Whether it be groceries, household goods, and even the hospitality industry, everywhere you look we’re getting le...
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February 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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From the toptalent community on Reddit: Michelle Pfeiffer decapitating 3 mannequins in a row with a Bullwhip, first try 🤯
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January 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering
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January 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked
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Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked -The Onion
December 5, 2024 at 9:50 PM