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Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez

@wilagames.bsky.social

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Hey it's me! You should check out my games over at https://wila-games.itch.io/. For the most part they are free. That one song from Star Trek 4 is actually my favorite song.

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Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 9h

I was a roller derby announcer for a couple of years. My announcer name was F-Bomb.

Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 23h

Mad respect for Rita Repulsa.

Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 1d

This is gonna sound very stupid but I am a person with face blindness and I kinda feel the guy from Peacemaker with "bird blindness" is good representation.

Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 1d

I'm gonna write a erotic novel about a secret government agency that helps South Asian women cheat on their husbands. It's gonna be called "The Bureau of Indian Affairs"

Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 1d

Sounds like a pretty good book!

Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 1d

Squirt people squirt people.

Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 3d

I didn't know it was possible to make a Sagittaire look good!

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Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 3d

Dang nobody told me that Chiang Kai-Shek was kinda hot

Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 7d

Dracula defined a man as "a miserable pile of secrets" so I think a good workable definition for a woman is "definitely not a miserable pile of secrets."

Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 7d

Getting ready to paint some MACs for MAC Attack.

4 primes robot miniatures. They look like old sci-fi robots.

Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 7d

This is incredible news.

Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 7d

Does New York City ever show up in Beyblades and are the twin towers visible because I have a fan theory.

Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 10d

Did they replace all the books with realistic book shaped cakes?

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Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 11d

Thank God Roger Coreman did not produce Godzilla vs Megaguirus.

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Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 14d

This is the coolest thing I've seen in a while. Thanks for bringing this to my attention!

Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 14d

You ever write a draft and then go.... Certain interpretations of this are WAY WAY too horny for my carefully crafted online persona?

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Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 14d

I'm 10 years sober today. That does mean I'm morally superior to all you 9-year-sober phonies.

Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 15d

I used to do that math (and get the same result) with the "how many drinks per week" question before I quit drinking.

Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 15d

Guys I have a plan.

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Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 15d

Sodium saves the highest blood pressure for its mightiest warriors.

Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 15d

Me: So what you're saying is that my heart is too strong for this world?

Doctor: I'm saying you have high blood pressure.

Me: So within these veins my blood pumps with the power stronger than the mightiest warriors?

Doctor: You need to reduce your sodium intake.

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Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 16d

What kind of horror doesn't have any of those things? Those things are like essential for horror. On a side note I'm holding a Lego building contest but I don't allow any blue Legos, red Legos, green Legos, Legos with movable parts, yellow Legos or gay Legos.

Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 16d

Me too. I don't "need" another mech miniature game, but I sure want this one to be good.

Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 16d

I love the minis they're releasing but I have no interest in the card game at all.

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Wilagames: Crabriel Gar-cia Carpez @wilagames.bsky.social · 16d

If you've never read about Starfleet battles lore it's bonkers. Hexes are supposed to be huge and combat happens at warp speed. Phasers are said to be FTL weapons.