Orcs love Winterfell
@winterfellorcs.bsky.social
We are a collection of orcs, watching Game of Thrones on Sauron’s high-def palantir.
If you have a label from the @bskyttrpg.bsky.social account, we orcs are likely to duel you. It’s for fun.
If you have a label from the @bskyttrpg.bsky.social account, we orcs are likely to duel you. It’s for fun.
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And he’s openly gay. Goodbye Platner, hello Jordan Wood.
Folks, Jordan Wood is running for the U.S. Senate in Maine in 2026.
He’s a Democrat. He’s 36 years old. He’s a progressive.
His campaign emphasizes anti-corruption, standing up against corporations and wealth, and pro-democracy reform.
Check him out…
@jordanwood.bsky.social
He’s a Democrat. He’s 36 years old. He’s a progressive.
His campaign emphasizes anti-corruption, standing up against corporations and wealth, and pro-democracy reform.
Check him out…
@jordanwood.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
And he’s openly gay. Goodbye Platner, hello Jordan Wood.
Actually, those are orcs.
Alt text: A group of Ferengi, from the episode “Ths Magnificent Ferengi”
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Actually, those are orcs.
Actually, that is an orc.
October 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Actually, that is an orc.
Happy NO KINGS weekend! Especially no kings in Gondor, Arnor, Lindon, or Rohan!
October 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Happy NO KINGS weekend! Especially no kings in Gondor, Arnor, Lindon, or Rohan!
Angry Vote Man
SCOOP — Pennsylvania prosecutors were alerted to possible voting irregularities by one of MAGA's leading voices against voter fraud. A long paper trail shows Jack Posobiec has been living in Maryland but voting using his parents' PA address for years.
From @jsweetli.bsky.social, @slate.com + me:
From @jsweetli.bsky.social, @slate.com + me:
MAGA’s “Voter Fraud” Watchdog Votes in a Swing State. He Doesn’t Live There.
A long paper trail shows that Jack Posobiec casts a ballot in one state and lives in another.
slate.com
October 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Angry Vote Man
Now is the time of the orcs.
October 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Now is the time of the orcs.
Actually, that is an orc.
A mouse or other small rodent thing in a tree hole
August 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Actually, that is an orc.
Actually, that is an orc.
Portrait of a dog FORCED AGAINST HER WILL to have a bath just because she rolled around outside in some random poop WHICH IS TOTALLY HER RIGHT BY THE WAY this aggression will not stand she will have justice in this life or the next
August 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Actually, that is an orc.
Actually, that is an orc.
On the one hand, fostering a big goofball while our dog is in heat has been an absolute trial on my sleep, mental health,etc, and I'm getting very little done on my hobbies/data interests/writing. On the other hand: he a good boy, he so goofy, he sweet good boy
August 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Actually, that is an orc.
Actually, that is an orc.
A super orc
A super orc
If the producers of Superman ever need a dog to star in a live-action version of the next sequel, Linus wants them to know he’s available.
July 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Actually, that is an orc.
A super orc
A super orc
Osgiliath, baby!
July 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Osgiliath, baby!
Happy Melkor’s Day to those who celebrate (mostly, orcs)
June 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Happy Melkor’s Day to those who celebrate (mostly, orcs)
We orcs are canonically anti-monarchists (at least in relation to Gondor, Arnor, and Rohan) so happy No Kings Day to those who celebrate
June 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
We orcs are canonically anti-monarchists (at least in relation to Gondor, Arnor, and Rohan) so happy No Kings Day to those who celebrate
We orcs don't exactly know what this is about, but it seems like good advice to share.
MY WARRIORS! THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF GOING AROUND TELLING PEOPLE TO KNEEL IN FRONT OF COPS AT PROTESTS AND TO POUR MILK IN YOUR EYES FOR TEAR GAS. PLEASE DO NOT DO EITHER OF THOSE THINGS. PLEASE DO NOT SPREAD MESSAGES TELLING PEOPLE TO DO THOSE THINGS.
June 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
We orcs don't exactly know what this is about, but it seems like good advice to share.
@dr3adlady.bsky.social Dead Dread Lady, we orcs aren't qualified to comment on the politics and incomprehensible conflicts of your world, but we found out that you wedding is coming up, and we were moved to wish you all the best. The person you will be teaming up with to tackle life's challenges -
June 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
@dr3adlady.bsky.social Dead Dread Lady, we orcs aren't qualified to comment on the politics and incomprehensible conflicts of your world, but we found out that you wedding is coming up, and we were moved to wish you all the best. The person you will be teaming up with to tackle life's challenges -
Actually, that is an orc.
My asshole neighbour told me that my dog is "out of control" and "should be put down"
Here is evidence of those accusations as filmed by me 5 minutes later.
Here is evidence of those accusations as filmed by me 5 minutes later.
June 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Actually, that is an orc.
Actually, that is an orc.
Today on #WorldOceansDay, let's honor 'Planet Ocean'. Oceans not only allow us to survive, but they allow species - including wolves - to survive as well. British Columbia's coastal island wolves live a unique existence along the intertidal zone. Swimming and scavenging along the remote beaches.
June 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Actually, that is an orc.
Actually, that is an orc.
June 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Actually, that is an orc.
Actually, that is an orc.
June 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Actually, that is an orc.
Mayhaps a cat? I just like their contentment, living the dream of curling up on something comfy. Just stroking them and having them around you is so relaxing! Anyway, happy birthday to you, and may my tribute please you!
a close up of a cat laying on a bed with a blanket that says ' i love you ' on it
ALT: a close up of a cat laying on a bed with a blanket that says ' i love you ' on it
media.tenor.com
May 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Actually, that is an orc.
what do you look for when you log on to bluesky?
May 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Actually, that is an orc.
We orcs saw that new show Murdergolem on Apple TV (via Sauron's palantir) and we liked it.
No spoilers, but we found the lead character's avoidance of eye contact.
Eye contact is how Sauron gets ya!
No spoilers, but we found the lead character's avoidance of eye contact.
Eye contact is how Sauron gets ya!
May 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
We orcs saw that new show Murdergolem on Apple TV (via Sauron's palantir) and we liked it.
No spoilers, but we found the lead character's avoidance of eye contact.
Eye contact is how Sauron gets ya!
No spoilers, but we found the lead character's avoidance of eye contact.
Eye contact is how Sauron gets ya!
Black Tofu
May 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Black Tofu