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woofrickenhoo

@woofrickenhoo.bsky.social

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Cute planet, might destroy later. Embracing my galactic grumpiness. Blah, blah, stay off my spaceship 🛸

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woofrickenhoo @woofrickenhoo.bsky.social · Jul 30

Age verification?

*slides out a Blockbuster card from behind your ear with a wink and a grin*

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woofrickenhoo @woofrickenhoo.bsky.social · 1h

That’d be my goal as a techbro…be the 4th shittiest app so people move to mine to get away from the others but then are so worn down they won’t move away 😁

woofrickenhoo @woofrickenhoo.bsky.social · 1h

I went straight to Libby and reserved that version 👏👍

woofrickenhoo @woofrickenhoo.bsky.social · 2h

I ignore all the drama, so who’s up for nominating me for the Nobel Peace Prize?

woofrickenhoo @woofrickenhoo.bsky.social · 19h

I know the polling size was less than 3,000 people but the number that would vote for Reform is just sooooooo disappointing 😒

woofrickenhoo @woofrickenhoo.bsky.social · 19h

Get them into permanent therapy, stat

woofrickenhoo @woofrickenhoo.bsky.social · 19h

“The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

Napoleon Dynamite’s girlfriend from Oklahoma

woofrickenhoo @woofrickenhoo.bsky.social · 20h

Maybe if more people use AI to release all the bad and illegal things this regime does then they’ll kill all the AI projects. A win-win, perhaps?

woofrickenhoo @woofrickenhoo.bsky.social · 21h

It’s like elected officials both then and some now have a huge case of “Surely they aren’t serious. Surely they won’t do the thing.” with every crazy thing being done. Like just because you would never do a thing doesn’t mean others wouldn’t do the thing. Like lie about 2026 midterm election results

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Knowing when to stop is the least used talent.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2d

*doing shots of Mountain Dew

Still punk as fuck.

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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 1d

Michael Myers and Laurie Strode with cat ears.

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woofrickenhoo @woofrickenhoo.bsky.social · 1d

All the various fears seem more related to words than to what the they actually mean. Get rid of the words and just ask people what they want and many of them will fall under the words they are terrified of because of all the fear mongering propaganda 🤷‍♀️

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2d

#WarRavagedPortland

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woofrickenhoo @woofrickenhoo.bsky.social · 2d

Friday the 13th Donut: A Baker’s Dozen

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d

i know what you did last quarter

m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 2d

the texas chain email massacre

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An Irredeemable Heretic outlawed by donOld drumpft @furfaced1.bsky.social · 3d

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woofrickenhoo @woofrickenhoo.bsky.social · 2d

🎶 If you’re happy and you know it, tell everyone else how it’s done 👏 👏

woofrickenhoo @woofrickenhoo.bsky.social · 2d

Forget AI. How do we implant lie detector shock chips into all the political people? Just curious…

woofrickenhoo @woofrickenhoo.bsky.social · 2d

Good news! You never feel like an adult.

a man in a red shirt with a florida state logo on it

Alt: a man in a red shirt and text that says being an adult be like we don’t really know what we’re doing

media.tenor.com

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LotsToSay @lotstosay.bsky.social · 2d

Tiananmen Square, 1989: iconic photo of a brave man standing alone in front of a tank.

USA, 2025: 🐸

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woofrickenhoo @woofrickenhoo.bsky.social · 2d

Wouldn’t be surprised if the shadow government of billionaires is subsidizing paychecks for those working to meet their agendas.

woofrickenhoo @woofrickenhoo.bsky.social · 2d

Agreed! There is a group that dresses as clowns, and other costumes are good too, but I’d pay to see a sea of inflatable frogs showing them what a joke we think they are 🐸

woofrickenhoo @woofrickenhoo.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you my doggos for needing walks everyday so I had to leave the house multiple times a day vs wallowing in self pity in the dar…ah shit too serious, I mean thank you tacos and mt dew and chocolate…I had an army of support

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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 2d

Everyone who worked on TOXIC AVENGER are the true superheroes of 2025 cinema. A fun as hell movie that actually helped people. Beautiful stuff.

FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 2d

THE TOXIC AVENGER's fundraising theatrical run wiped the floor with medical debt, with Cineverse, Undue Medical Debt and Toxie fans helping to raise $15 million for an amazing cause.

THE TOXIC AVENGER Surpasses Fundraising Goal And Wipes Up $15 Million In Medical Debt

THE TOXIC AVENGER's fundraising theatrical run wiped the floor with medical debt, with Cineverse, Undue Medical Debt and Toxie fans helping to raise $15 million for an amazing cause.

dlvr.it

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woofrickenhoo @woofrickenhoo.bsky.social · 2d

I once worked as a school photographer for those fun yearly pictures everyone groans to take. The preschool and kindergarten kids were my fav though. Super sweet and unconsciously funny. Working with them always made my day 📸

woofrickenhoo @woofrickenhoo.bsky.social · 2d

Stay out of debt, it’s a huge source of stress. Take care of your health, it really changes at 40+ and not for the better but is much better if you take care of yourself. Dump toxic people. You truly don’t need them & it doesn’t matter if they’re relatives, this is your one life, choose your family.