Ford Prefect
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42. Mostly Harmless. Don't panic and carry a towel. (He/Him)
A little horny. A lot angry. Posts could go either way.
A little horny. A lot angry. Posts could go either way.
These fuckers … the absolute worst, dumbest human beings
HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
May 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
These fuckers … the absolute worst, dumbest human beings
There is absolutely no fucking evidence there is any problem with voting now! You’re disenfranchising people for no fucking reason, asswipe!
🧵 There are a lot of misleading claims out there about the SAVE Act. Let me set the record straight: I voted for the SAVE Act for the simple reason that American elections are for Americans. Requiring proof of citizenship to register to vote is common sense.
April 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
There is absolutely no fucking evidence there is any problem with voting now! You’re disenfranchising people for no fucking reason, asswipe!
I miss this show so much
April 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I miss this show so much
Why does having a cold always make me so horny?
March 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Why does having a cold always make me so horny?
It would be nice if we made use of that consciousness once in a while
Anyways we’re just an animal species on a floating rock in space that evolved to develop a consciousness
March 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
It would be nice if we made use of that consciousness once in a while
Absolutely fascinating thread. Almost made it worth being up before dawn lol
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Absolutely fascinating thread. Almost made it worth being up before dawn lol
We’re being led into the abyss by the absolute dumbest fuckers on the planet
Legitimately the stupidest man alive I cannot fucking STAND this shit
February 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
We’re being led into the abyss by the absolute dumbest fuckers on the planet
Why does Facebook think I want to be friends with women I went out with one time seven years ago?
February 15, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Why does Facebook think I want to be friends with women I went out with one time seven years ago?
Reposted by Ford Prefect
If you're asking what elected Dems can do, because honestly it is limited, they can do everything they can to let the American people know the threat we're facing.
This is the most worrisome thing; the normies who care about normal lawful government aren't hearing about how it's being torn down around them
I watched ABC World News Tonight and it felt like watching the news from an alternate universe. Mostly plane crashes and human interest bullshit. Maybe 30 seconds on USDA removing mentions of climate change from websites. Nothing on Musk taking over Treasury’s payments system. Nothing about the coup
February 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
If you're asking what elected Dems can do, because honestly it is limited, they can do everything they can to let the American people know the threat we're facing.
Finally decided on a design for my next tattoo
January 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Finally decided on a design for my next tattoo
In other news, PornHub announces plans to purchase MasterClass and Great Courses
January 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
In other news, PornHub announces plans to purchase MasterClass and Great Courses
The evidence is becoming insurmountable that we really are the stupidest country on earth.
"People enter an evacuation zone to take selfie photos and videos near burning homes at the Eaton Fire on January 7, 2025 in Pasadena, California."
January 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The evidence is becoming insurmountable that we really are the stupidest country on earth.
Occasionally something good happens too though
BREAKING: Jean-Marie Le Pen, an unabashed nationalist and founder of the French far-right National Front party, has died aged 96, French media said reut.rs/4j7TTGu
Former French far-right leader Jean-Marie Le Pen dies aged 96, media reports
Jean-Marie Le Pen, an unabashed nationalist and founder of the French far-right National Front (Front National) party, has died aged 96, French media said on Tuesday.
reut.rs
January 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Occasionally something good happens too though
Everything out of his mouth is just totally fucking insane
Trump: "We're going to be changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America."
(He's serious.)
(He's serious.)
January 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Everything out of his mouth is just totally fucking insane
My biggest autistic trait is getting irrationally irritated at posts about autism that have fuck all to do with autism. #yourpersonalityquirkisntautism
January 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
My biggest autistic trait is getting irrationally irritated at posts about autism that have fuck all to do with autism. #yourpersonalityquirkisntautism
This!
December 28, 2024 at 5:00 PM
This!
Have physicists ever figured out how a ten pound cat applies a hundred pounds of force when it’s standing on your chest?
December 28, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Have physicists ever figured out how a ten pound cat applies a hundred pounds of force when it’s standing on your chest?
Post a perfect album from the ‘90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
November 19, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Post a perfect album from the ‘90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
Thought it was Saturday when I first woke up. Then the horror started to creep in.
November 15, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Thought it was Saturday when I first woke up. Then the horror started to creep in.
There’s nothing like a woman with curves and an attitude
November 14, 2024 at 4:46 PM
There’s nothing like a woman with curves and an attitude
quote post with a picture of yourself and show these newbies who they’re dealing with
November 13, 2024 at 12:37 PM
quote post with a picture of yourself and show these newbies who they’re dealing with
Though my own style tends to dad jeans, t-shirts, and hoodies or flannels, I always find Derek’s writing fascinating.
I often get this sort of reply and strongly feel it misunderstands my view of aesthetics. I've clarified this before but will do so again in this thread. 🧵
November 11, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Though my own style tends to dad jeans, t-shirts, and hoodies or flannels, I always find Derek’s writing fascinating.
It’s been so long, I’d forgotten how nice it is to lie in bed and listen to the rain.
November 11, 2024 at 4:33 AM
It’s been so long, I’d forgotten how nice it is to lie in bed and listen to the rain.
Crazy crazy story. This is the Olympic gold medal in “fuck around and find out”
Johnny Somali, the nuisance streamer who travels the world committing the most culturally offensive felonies he can for views, is now in Korea. Mock-assaulting memorials to sex crime victims, Actual-harassing women, spraying rotten fish juice on subway strangers.
And he is absolutely screwed.
🧵
And he is absolutely screwed.
🧵
November 11, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Crazy crazy story. This is the Olympic gold medal in “fuck around and find out”
Cold, cloudy morning. Finally feels like November. Time for a fuzzy robe, hot coffee, and football. 🍂
November 10, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Cold, cloudy morning. Finally feels like November. Time for a fuzzy robe, hot coffee, and football. 🍂