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ceej @ceej.online · Feb 12

haha that’s so crazy (pulling out a giant feather quill and adding your name to a book labeled COLLABORATORS)

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Fronkensteen Xisorhands @xisor.bsky.social · 2d

Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness

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oli @olil.bsky.social · 3d

Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage

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molly ✨ @brat.fm · 2d

I know writers who use subtext, and they're all COWARDS

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · Aug 3

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

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Judah Grunstein @judah-grunstein.bsky.social · 3d

What kind of self-respecting thieves drop the crown? I'm downgrading this from a heist to a caper.

Christian Thiels @christianthiels.bsky.social · 3d

"Thieves wielding power tools raided the Louvre in broad daylight Sunday, taking just seven minutes to grab some of France's priceless crown jewels, but dropping a gem-encrusted crown as they fled, officials and sources said."
@en.afp.com v @france24.com
www.france24.com/en/live-news...

Thieves steal French crown jewels from Louvre in daytime raid

Thieves wielding power tools raided the Louvre in broad daylight Sunday, taking just seven minutes to grab some of France's priceless crown jewels, but dropping a gem-encrusted crown as they fled, off...

www.france24.com

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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 3d

Films: We need to hack a keycard, obtained by seducing one of the guards. We then need to drop in from the skylight after jumping from a plane, and dodge all of the lasers and traps, carefully switching the jewels for fakes that weigh the same to avoid tripping the alarm.

Real life:

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 9d

Seen an ambulance pulling up to the hospital..i hope the doctors are ok

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Fronkensteen Xisorhands @xisor.bsky.social · 9d

Post you from a different era.

(Not too different this, only ~10 years ago.)

Three long (vertical) photos of me (heavy set whit man) stood holding a pint on a street outside of a pub. Grey trousers, grey top, (too) small blue blazer. Short brown hair, short ginger beard, very thin glasses on. In the third photo, I'm doing one of those "Yes!" fist-pump things. What can be seen of the pub name sign across the top of the three photos makes it look like a title saying "ARMS ARMS ARMS", in big gold letters on warm green.

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Dan McPainInTheKnees @danmckee.bsky.social · 11d

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Fronkensteen Xisorhands @xisor.bsky.social · 13d

Auchtertool & Kirkcaldy were always a treat.

Then way over on the other side of yonder Glenrothes, Auchtermuchty.

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 14d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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Fronkensteen Xisorhands @xisor.bsky.social · 13d

Always a cheery opportunity to dig this out.

(And, of course, to see sign of home!)

Screen cap of a tweet by sorrel/@allonsy_hiddles, showing a sign indicating the turn-off for the A909, to "Burntisland
Cowdenbeath" in half a mile.

Caption reads: "Isn't that that guy who plays Sherlock?"

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Fronkensteen Xisorhands @xisor.bsky.social · 14d

"One last thing.

When we engage, it's going to be hot so don't feel shy asking for help.

Let's show these heretic bastards Cadia doesn't just stand - it flies."

#amReading
#TheFallOfCadia

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Fronkensteen Xisorhands @xisor.bsky.social · 17d

I've been farting about with Frostgrave/Oathmark/Stargrave kitbashes for a year or so now, they're tremendous fun!

Gameplay seems cool too, but haven't managed to get any in yet.

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 18d

These 'Sausage Inspectors' look remarkably similar to the 'Bacon Inspectors' that turned up yesterday.

Tortie and tuxedo kitties looking hopeful.

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Himbo Beefcake, PhD 🔞💪 @jendrawscomics.bsky.social · 19d

Lol I took damage getting hit by this one

Inkgrid | Edel-Art @inkgrid.bsky.social · 19d

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 28d

The night was cold and dark.

“Listen to the wind howling in the trees,” said Frog. “What a fine time for a ghost story.”

Frog and Toad craddle warm cups of tea in their hands, as they sit in cozy chairs in front of the fire.

From "Shivers"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*

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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 21d

My mum dug out some old photographs.

This is the 28mm scale Warhammer 40k Gargant my brother and I made out of paper mache and kitchen refuse circa 1990.

You may not like it, but this is what ork performance looks like.

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Rob McCallum @robmccallum.bsky.social · 21d

Biotech CEO Victor Frankenstein defends creation of his abomination against God saying “I can’t do what i do without body parts. For each individual part used the “body part opt out” will be an option”

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ian.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 23d

definitely a 🧵 of interest

🐸 Jes Steele @piratito.com · 24d

I've been down the most fascinating rabbit hole this evening. A charity here in the UK called Heritage Crafts are giving bursaries for people wanting to learn endangered crafts. Just some of the crafts on the list:

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Fronkensteen Xisorhands @xisor.bsky.social · 24d

Genuinely thrilled to hear this.

Came late to it too, and it is a delight that there's other folk getting to enjoy it for the first time!

Fronkensteen Xisorhands @xisor.bsky.social · 24d

What's your sign?

A slightly fancy, vibrantly blue door (#24) into a mildly dilapidated pink-beige building, with yellow writing up top that reads "Nice Rugby Club".

Photo taken in Nice, France.

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Gadsaboke @gadzaboke.bsky.social · 26d

I have no idea what my problem is.

Twin Peaks "Sometimes I think I should just ghet on my Dais and go" but its Vect.

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Fronkensteen Xisorhands @xisor.bsky.social · 25d

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
ONLY THE FAITHFUL!

#HallowedKnights #AgeOfSigmar

E.S. Wynn (Ellie_Valkyrie) @ellievalkyrie.bsky.social · 26d

Found a new piece of wargaming terrain, lol. It's the perfect size! Should I give it a grimdark makeover or leave it as is?
#Warhammer #paintedminiatures #28mmwargaming

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Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 28d

It's getting like you can't trust stuff written on murderer's bullets any more.

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