Yoga, allegedly
@yoganerd.bsky.social
𝒻𝒾𝓉 𝒸𝒽ℯ𝒸𝓀 𝒻ℴ𝓇 𝓂𝓎 𝓃𝒶𝓅𝒶𝓁𝓂 ℯ𝓇𝒶 💅
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People sometimes say things like “If I were the richest person in the world, I would cure cancer / solve world hunger / give everyone a home / etc.”
Beloved, the fact that you would do such things means you will never be one of the richest people in the world.
Beloved, the fact that you would do such things means you will never be one of the richest people in the world.
February 16, 2026 at 7:48 PM
People sometimes say things like “If I were the richest person in the world, I would cure cancer / solve world hunger / give everyone a home / etc.”
Beloved, the fact that you would do such things means you will never be one of the richest people in the world.
Beloved, the fact that you would do such things means you will never be one of the richest people in the world.
tfw ur algorithm clocks you. hard.
February 15, 2026 at 2:15 PM
tfw ur algorithm clocks you. hard.
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The RFK number seems like a massive failure of the media to explain what RFK is doing to our public health system and how catastrophic it will be
Net favorability of how Americans view
Trump: -18
Hegseth: -15
Vance: -14
Rubio: -10
RFK Jr: -4
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...
Trump: -18
Hegseth: -15
Vance: -14
Rubio: -10
RFK Jr: -4
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...
How Americans view key members of the Trump administration
A 58% majority say they have an unfavorable view of President Donald Trump, and 40% have a favorable view.
www.pewresearch.org
February 15, 2026 at 1:22 PM
The RFK number seems like a massive failure of the media to explain what RFK is doing to our public health system and how catastrophic it will be
i'm so sorry you guys i had a heavy training day yesterday and i missed the men's and now bunty is on call all weekend so i don't know when ill catch up!! 😭😭😭😭
February 14, 2026 at 4:38 PM
i'm so sorry you guys i had a heavy training day yesterday and i missed the men's and now bunty is on call all weekend so i don't know when ill catch up!! 😭😭😭😭
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This is the only AI I want to hear about
February 14, 2026 at 2:51 AM
This is the only AI I want to hear about
i've gone back to training multiple consecutive days which i used to do like all the time but recently i've been lucky to get 2 days in a row
today was day 4 of 2hrs ice time/day and omg im so OLD
today was day 4 of 2hrs ice time/day and omg im so OLD
February 14, 2026 at 12:16 AM
i've gone back to training multiple consecutive days which i used to do like all the time but recently i've been lucky to get 2 days in a row
today was day 4 of 2hrs ice time/day and omg im so OLD
today was day 4 of 2hrs ice time/day and omg im so OLD
ok i'm going to see some of my coaches (the one who is an ISU judge and another who's on the ISU technical panel) will explain the scoring for everyone
February 12, 2026 at 1:39 PM
ok i'm going to see some of my coaches (the one who is an ISU judge and another who's on the ISU technical panel) will explain the scoring for everyone
it's really odd to me that we have equated "being good at sports" with "moral goodness"
it's inconceivable to many many people that there are lots of bad people who are nevertheless good at sports
"sports" and "being a good person" are mostly different categories of human endeavor
it's inconceivable to many many people that there are lots of bad people who are nevertheless good at sports
"sports" and "being a good person" are mostly different categories of human endeavor
February 12, 2026 at 5:22 AM
it's really odd to me that we have equated "being good at sports" with "moral goodness"
it's inconceivable to many many people that there are lots of bad people who are nevertheless good at sports
"sports" and "being a good person" are mostly different categories of human endeavor
it's inconceivable to many many people that there are lots of bad people who are nevertheless good at sports
"sports" and "being a good person" are mostly different categories of human endeavor
Dr Oz 😔
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Dr Oz 😔
watching the english dub tonight in his honor 😞
February 12, 2026 at 12:09 AM
watching the english dub tonight in his honor 😞
guys i'm sorry this is an extremely boring sport
anyway i got to go to a party where we watched figure skating and one of my coaches showed up to do live commentary for us and it was honestly so much fun 10/10
figure skating >>>>>>>> american football 😎
anyway i got to go to a party where we watched figure skating and one of my coaches showed up to do live commentary for us and it was honestly so much fun 10/10
figure skating >>>>>>>> american football 😎
February 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
guys i'm sorry this is an extremely boring sport
anyway i got to go to a party where we watched figure skating and one of my coaches showed up to do live commentary for us and it was honestly so much fun 10/10
figure skating >>>>>>>> american football 😎
anyway i got to go to a party where we watched figure skating and one of my coaches showed up to do live commentary for us and it was honestly so much fun 10/10
figure skating >>>>>>>> american football 😎
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very funny saga on local reddit of a tiny dog somebody found in the marsh that looks like a teddy bear but won't stop trying to fuck everything. please if you're missing an extraordinarily horny dog contact the foster he's ruining their lives
February 8, 2026 at 3:41 AM
very funny saga on local reddit of a tiny dog somebody found in the marsh that looks like a teddy bear but won't stop trying to fuck everything. please if you're missing an extraordinarily horny dog contact the foster he's ruining their lives
lol this dumbass magdalen zionist bitch why does she even exist
Shit like this is what I'm talking about. Just the latest example of someone who doesn't know anything about the blockades, understand their purpose, or see their success. I've seen ICE turn around and not enter a neighborhood. I saw it with my own two eyes, on the ground in Minneapolis.
February 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
lol this dumbass magdalen zionist bitch why does she even exist
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um wut
I bet if the FBI wasn't run by morons Savannah Guthrie wouldn't be forced to go on TV and tell some two bit kidnappers she'll pay millions of dollars in bitcoin for her mother's safe return
February 8, 2026 at 1:15 AM
um wut
it's actually impressive that a human could make something i hate more than AI music so kudos for that
Now that being a pedophile is openly accepted on the right, MAGA rappers are switching to pop punk
February 8, 2026 at 1:10 AM
it's actually impressive that a human could make something i hate more than AI music so kudos for that
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photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭
ok so i'll post all my ice dance (and occasionally stuff about the other jumpy jumpy type of figure skating) here
so first up is team rhythm dance and i forgot how fucking annoying the NBC broadcast is bc omfg chick and bates are SO BORRRINNGGGGG get them off my screen
so first up is team rhythm dance and i forgot how fucking annoying the NBC broadcast is bc omfg chick and bates are SO BORRRINNGGGGG get them off my screen
i'm not going to ice dance post too much i promise but this is what you need to know about the front runners
fuck 🇫🇷
skatingaccountability.notion.site
fuck 🇫🇷
skatingaccountability.notion.site
The Case Against Fournier Beaudry/Cizeron (What You Should Know Before Watching the Olympics) | Notion
La traduction française est ici.
skatingaccountability.notion.site
February 7, 2026 at 5:19 PM
ok so i'll post all my ice dance (and occasionally stuff about the other jumpy jumpy type of figure skating) here
so first up is team rhythm dance and i forgot how fucking annoying the NBC broadcast is bc omfg chick and bates are SO BORRRINNGGGGG get them off my screen
so first up is team rhythm dance and i forgot how fucking annoying the NBC broadcast is bc omfg chick and bates are SO BORRRINNGGGGG get them off my screen
PSA: right now is the "team event" which means even if you miss a broadcast, you'll get another chance when they skate for individual medals
i need an alert just for when ice skating is on
February 7, 2026 at 5:07 PM
PSA: right now is the "team event" which means even if you miss a broadcast, you'll get another chance when they skate for individual medals
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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i'm not going to ice dance post too much i promise but this is what you need to know about the front runners
fuck 🇫🇷
skatingaccountability.notion.site
fuck 🇫🇷
skatingaccountability.notion.site
The Case Against Fournier Beaudry/Cizeron (What You Should Know Before Watching the Olympics) | Notion
La traduction française est ici.
skatingaccountability.notion.site
February 7, 2026 at 11:19 AM
i'm not going to ice dance post too much i promise but this is what you need to know about the front runners
fuck 🇫🇷
skatingaccountability.notion.site
fuck 🇫🇷
skatingaccountability.notion.site
i'm not going to ice dance post too much i promise but this is what you need to know about the front runners
fuck 🇫🇷
skatingaccountability.notion.site
fuck 🇫🇷
skatingaccountability.notion.site
The Case Against Fournier Beaudry/Cizeron (What You Should Know Before Watching the Olympics) | Notion
La traduction française est ici.
skatingaccountability.notion.site
February 7, 2026 at 11:19 AM
i'm not going to ice dance post too much i promise but this is what you need to know about the front runners
fuck 🇫🇷
skatingaccountability.notion.site
fuck 🇫🇷
skatingaccountability.notion.site
god i miss my fucking dog, man
February 6, 2026 at 2:26 AM
god i miss my fucking dog, man
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I love writing alt text, it’s like the special features of a dvd. the director’s cut of the image I’m posting. it’s where I hide little easter eggs for my true fans
February 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I love writing alt text, it’s like the special features of a dvd. the director’s cut of the image I’m posting. it’s where I hide little easter eggs for my true fans
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URGENT! We've negotiated that if ICE commits a crime, they should tell us afterwards if they have time to do so.
This is how we win. If you're in a position to support, we need you now more than ever. Please consider chipping in today to restore dignity to our secret police activities.
This is how we win. If you're in a position to support, we need you now more than ever. Please consider chipping in today to restore dignity to our secret police activities.
February 5, 2026 at 1:58 AM
URGENT! We've negotiated that if ICE commits a crime, they should tell us afterwards if they have time to do so.
This is how we win. If you're in a position to support, we need you now more than ever. Please consider chipping in today to restore dignity to our secret police activities.
This is how we win. If you're in a position to support, we need you now more than ever. Please consider chipping in today to restore dignity to our secret police activities.