Sean Hawkins
@yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social
Originated the role of Vic Flange in CARRY ON ABROAD.
He/him. Canadian.
He/him. Canadian.
READ ALL ABOUT IT reboot where Duneedon has been elected President of the US.
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
READ ALL ABOUT IT reboot where Duneedon has been elected President of the US.
Not a movie, but I’d force the cast of WAITING FOR GUFFMAN to actually mount a production of “Red, White and Blaine” on Broadway, with all the deleted songs included. I would also order hologram technology to be upgraded so they wouldn’t need to recast Fred Willard.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Not a movie, but I’d force the cast of WAITING FOR GUFFMAN to actually mount a production of “Red, White and Blaine” on Broadway, with all the deleted songs included. I would also order hologram technology to be upgraded so they wouldn’t need to recast Fred Willard.
The AMERICAN MOVIE reference at the end? Chef’s kiss.
It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
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tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The AMERICAN MOVIE reference at the end? Chef’s kiss.
Unfortunately this means we're going to get another round of interviews with David Zucker talking about how nobody understands comedy except him.
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
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The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
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November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Unfortunately this means we're going to get another round of interviews with David Zucker talking about how nobody understands comedy except him.
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We don't see what the big deal is about the poem.
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
We don't see what the big deal is about the poem.
Sassafras chicken in D. Make it extra lumpy, boys.
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Sassafras chicken in D. Make it extra lumpy, boys.
“Next week, will MTG be able to put aside her differences with Jaleel White and Octomom to organize the Go-Kart championship?”
In another era, Marjorie Taylor Greene would’ve been the villain on a terrible season of The Surreal Life.
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
“Next week, will MTG be able to put aside her differences with Jaleel White and Octomom to organize the Go-Kart championship?”
TOTAL RECALL was originally planned to star Richard Dreyfuss under the direction of David Cronenberg.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
TOTAL RECALL was originally planned to star Richard Dreyfuss under the direction of David Cronenberg.
A little girl's puppy must have died.
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
A little girl's puppy must have died.
Nancy Mace in I ACCUSE MY PARENTS (2025).
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Nancy Mace in I ACCUSE MY PARENTS (2025).
"Enough Condos Already" to be read with the same cadence as, "Oy, with the poodles already!"
Well, for the second, Mike Colle is doing his very level best to fight to preserve our city's heritage parking lots
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"Enough Condos Already" to be read with the same cadence as, "Oy, with the poodles already!"
There's a "makeup for Mr Piscopo" credit in the closing credits of BEING EDDIE, and I can't decide who was more disappointed when they watched the finished product on Netflix this week.
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
There's a "makeup for Mr Piscopo" credit in the closing credits of BEING EDDIE, and I can't decide who was more disappointed when they watched the finished product on Netflix this week.
Everyone acts like the David Spade Hollywood Minute joke was what kept Eddie Murphy away from SNL for all those years because nobody wants to talk about that it was the "Eddie Murphy: Good Samaritan" sketch that pissed him off because it was so much meaner. #snl
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November 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Everyone acts like the David Spade Hollywood Minute joke was what kept Eddie Murphy away from SNL for all those years because nobody wants to talk about that it was the "Eddie Murphy: Good Samaritan" sketch that pissed him off because it was so much meaner. #snl
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
"As the councillor from Scarborough, I am legallyrequired to point out that this, like everything else in existence, is unfair to the people of Scarborough."
"The rage-baiting is really nauseating," says Councillor Parthi Kandavel. "The idea or the implication that we're against kids getting ice cream or seniors getting a cappuccino, it's troubling. That insinuation that some of us are knuckle-dragging suburbanites ... it doesn't reflect the complexity."
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
"As the councillor from Scarborough, I am legallyrequired to point out that this, like everything else in existence, is unfair to the people of Scarborough."
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First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great
Cannot even comprehend the mind that doesn’t find the idea of the “AI actress” completely repellant not to mention stupid
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great
WUTHERING HEIGHTS prediction: It's gonna be really horny and the ending's gonna suck.
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
WUTHERING HEIGHTS prediction: It's gonna be really horny and the ending's gonna suck.
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Read the room, targeted ads.
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Read the room, targeted ads.
In a 90's kinda world, I'm glad I've got my girls (and 500 million dollars).
MacKenzie Scott Donates $80 Million To Reboot ‘Living Single’ https://theonion.com/mackenzie-scott-donates-80-million-to-reboot-living-single/
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
In a 90's kinda world, I'm glad I've got my girls (and 500 million dollars).
“How did Blofeld just show up in SPECTRE after he offered to buy James Bond a delicatessen and got dropped down an industrial chimney in FOR YOUR EYES ONLY?”
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
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Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
“How did Blofeld just show up in SPECTRE after he offered to buy James Bond a delicatessen and got dropped down an industrial chimney in FOR YOUR EYES ONLY?”
I was shopping for my wife Bonnie. I buy most of her clothes.
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I was shopping for my wife Bonnie. I buy most of her clothes.
Clearly Shohei Ohtani's interpreter is behind this.
Federal prosecutors allege Clase and Ortiz received thousands to throw specific pitches during MLB games in a scheme that began as early as 2023.
2 Cleveland Guardians Pitchers Indicted In Alleged Pitch-Rigging Betting Scheme
Federal prosecutors allege Clase and Ortiz received thousands to throw specific pitches during MLB games in a scheme that began as early as 2023.
www.forbes.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Clearly Shohei Ohtani's interpreter is behind this.
If Funko goes under there’s going to be entire walls of comic and video game stores up for grabs. What poorly made, soulless toys for weirdo adults will step up to fill the void?
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
If Funko goes under there’s going to be entire walls of comic and video game stores up for grabs. What poorly made, soulless toys for weirdo adults will step up to fill the void?
The new Wimpy Kid book gets a little freaky.
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The new Wimpy Kid book gets a little freaky.