zach of the north pole
@zachofthenorth.bsky.social
porcelain / ivory / steel, chin / tits / shoe, and unfortunately the toronto maple leafs. he/him. canadian.
my pro wrestling madness is on full display at @hitmanshades.bsky.social
Fix your heart or die.
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my pro wrestling madness is on full display at @hitmanshades.bsky.social
Fix your heart or die.
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Carney isn't just failing Canada, he's failing the world. If we don't stand for democracy and a rules-based international order, why would any other country come to Canada's defence when we need it?
January 6, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Carney isn't just failing Canada, he's failing the world. If we don't stand for democracy and a rules-based international order, why would any other country come to Canada's defence when we need it?
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See, I'm not alone, Dad.
Scientists have found the best evidence yet for long-predicted “failed galaxies”
Do All Galaxies Need Stars? Astronomers Discover a New Class of Astronomical Object
Scientists have found the best evidence yet for long-predicted “failed galaxies”
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January 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
See, I'm not alone, Dad.
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$0/150 this week to break even on shelter + food! All support is great, but increasing monthly ko-fi support could make a huge difference! I'm a queer disabled writer committed to doing genuine analysis > clickbait. If you want to help a small creative in spite of it all, pls consider me.
hi, hello, happy new year! I'm a freelance writer who lost my gig in September & has experienced long stretches of unemployment every time AI or algorithms shift. It takes about $150/wk for me to break even. Without mutual aid, I'm toast. Please toss any coins ya can + share. Venmo is MirandaBrave.
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January 5, 2026 at 1:16 PM
$0/150 this week to break even on shelter + food! All support is great, but increasing monthly ko-fi support could make a huge difference! I'm a queer disabled writer committed to doing genuine analysis > clickbait. If you want to help a small creative in spite of it all, pls consider me.
Stranger things finale spoiler that isn’t totally a spoiler:
When *The Song* started playing, I was so. upset.
Literally the Stranger Things stunt casting of music. And it didn’t even fit the scene! And they cut it up way too weirdly! And also fuck you, stranger things for using it, a little bit
When *The Song* started playing, I was so. upset.
Literally the Stranger Things stunt casting of music. And it didn’t even fit the scene! And they cut it up way too weirdly! And also fuck you, stranger things for using it, a little bit
January 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Stranger things finale spoiler that isn’t totally a spoiler:
When *The Song* started playing, I was so. upset.
Literally the Stranger Things stunt casting of music. And it didn’t even fit the scene! And they cut it up way too weirdly! And also fuck you, stranger things for using it, a little bit
When *The Song* started playing, I was so. upset.
Literally the Stranger Things stunt casting of music. And it didn’t even fit the scene! And they cut it up way too weirdly! And also fuck you, stranger things for using it, a little bit
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The rise of deepfakes and AI CSAM prove public and private sectors don’t actually care about abuse, but still punish sex workers, queer people, and women under that guise. Credit cards companies and law enforcement punish consensual sex and sexuality, but ignore and therefore encourage abuse
January 6, 2026 at 1:52 PM
The rise of deepfakes and AI CSAM prove public and private sectors don’t actually care about abuse, but still punish sex workers, queer people, and women under that guise. Credit cards companies and law enforcement punish consensual sex and sexuality, but ignore and therefore encourage abuse
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Sydney Sweeney Top 10 Juggiest Moments of All Time
January 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Sydney Sweeney Top 10 Juggiest Moments of All Time
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Why are Canadian conservatives praising a paedophile?
January 5, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Why are Canadian conservatives praising a paedophile?
Starting off 2026 the right way (playing “Will I get written up for playing this song at my desk?”)
January 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Starting off 2026 the right way (playing “Will I get written up for playing this song at my desk?”)
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back at work and my true calling: verifying my identity
January 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
back at work and my true calling: verifying my identity
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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hi, hello, happy new year! I'm a freelance writer who lost my gig in September & has experienced long stretches of unemployment every time AI or algorithms shift. It takes about $150/wk for me to break even. Without mutual aid, I'm toast. Please toss any coins ya can + share. Venmo is MirandaBrave.
Support Miranda Adama
Support Miranda Adama
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January 2, 2026 at 9:30 PM
hi, hello, happy new year! I'm a freelance writer who lost my gig in September & has experienced long stretches of unemployment every time AI or algorithms shift. It takes about $150/wk for me to break even. Without mutual aid, I'm toast. Please toss any coins ya can + share. Venmo is MirandaBrave.
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Last Christmas, my child was in a residential treatment facility for a little-known neurological eating disorder called ARFID, so we missed @allelitewrestling.com's Christmas show at the Hammerstein Ballroom. This Christmas they're healthy, so we went. I wrote about all this for @defector.com.
This Is Awesome | Defector
The Hammerstein Ballroom is a beautiful place to watch wrestling. The ring is surrounded on three sides by multiple tiers of scalloped balconies, blue with gold trim, a prestige-TV color palette. From...
defector.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Last Christmas, my child was in a residential treatment facility for a little-known neurological eating disorder called ARFID, so we missed @allelitewrestling.com's Christmas show at the Hammerstein Ballroom. This Christmas they're healthy, so we went. I wrote about all this for @defector.com.
At no time in human history has the term “kickoff meeting” ever preceded an hour of your life worth living
January 2, 2026 at 7:10 PM
At no time in human history has the term “kickoff meeting” ever preceded an hour of your life worth living
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HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ROMANTIC ABOUT PROFESSIONAL GODS BE DAMNED WRESTLING 🤼♀️🤼♂️
All Elite Wrestling in 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣
A beautiful video by Mark Johnston (@luchatographer) on Twitter.
What a year! Sports Illustrated Professional Wrestling Promotion of the Year. 🤝
A beautiful video by Mark Johnston (@luchatographer) on Twitter.
What a year! Sports Illustrated Professional Wrestling Promotion of the Year. 🤝
January 2, 2026 at 1:23 PM
HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ROMANTIC ABOUT PROFESSIONAL GODS BE DAMNED WRESTLING 🤼♀️🤼♂️
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
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bout that time, eh chaps?
January 1, 2026 at 12:01 AM
bout that time, eh chaps?
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His name is Robert Paulson and he would do ANYTHING for love
December 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
His name is Robert Paulson and he would do ANYTHING for love
If Tom Wilson really is on the Canadian Olympic men’s hockey team, I’m cheering for Sweden.
December 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If Tom Wilson really is on the Canadian Olympic men’s hockey team, I’m cheering for Sweden.
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April O'Neil's boyfriend kissing her after she gets back from the sewers
December 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
April O'Neil's boyfriend kissing her after she gets back from the sewers
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good news: mad dave the “anti-woke” bus driver says he now realises he was wrong to drive at sixty miles an hour through playgrounds. as a liberal, i accept his apology and accept that he can definitely be trusted to drive busses normally from now on, although he has some rules about who can get on
December 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
good news: mad dave the “anti-woke” bus driver says he now realises he was wrong to drive at sixty miles an hour through playgrounds. as a liberal, i accept his apology and accept that he can definitely be trusted to drive busses normally from now on, although he has some rules about who can get on
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Benoit Blanc mysteries imply the existence of Benoit Noir mysteries
December 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Benoit Blanc mysteries imply the existence of Benoit Noir mysteries
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
What if I did this tomorrow with Eyes Wide Shut. WHAT THEN
Due to overwhelming demand*, it is now time for the second first annual Drunk Die Hard Christmas
*nobody asked for this.
*nobody asked for this.
December 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
What if I did this tomorrow with Eyes Wide Shut. WHAT THEN