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zach of the north (crtc compliant)
@zachofthenorth.bsky.social
porcelain / ivory / steel, chin / tits / shoe, and unfortunately the toronto maple leafs. he/him. canadian.

my pro wrestling madness is on full display at @hitmanshades.bsky.social

Fix your heart or die.

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November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
November 10, 2024 at 1:12 PM
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why are you all looking at me
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Hi Bluesky 👋

Small life update: I’m at the centre of a multimillion dollar lawsuit in Alberta launched by a failed candidate for Jason Kenney’s UCP

It may be the longest and most expensive media trial in Canadian history

I’m ready to go public about it and I want to share more details with you 🧵
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I’ve recently rediscovered that movies exist; they really are quite novel!
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I have watched the video of rfk jr running out of the room during an emergency seventeen times already
November 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Don't SUE Ross, Drake 🚫
November 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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america is in a time of great transition
Dick is gone, Bush remains.
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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So does JD Vance have to fuck Lynne Cheney now, too?
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Pro wrestling
November 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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I and 14 of my brilliant, hardworking colleagues were laid off today. This includes almost half of my very small team. We were told it was because of funding issues, and because I work in indigenous advocacy funded by the govt, I know it was due to austerity policies put in place by Mark Carney.
November 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Embarrassing country
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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"Torment Nexus" is often used to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with baseball games, like the one we’re all living inside of right now
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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So close. Centimetres.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Biting my fingernails down to the second knuckle
October 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I am once again about to throw up
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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In peak 2025 form, all the ads on City TV in Canada are about how how the Blue Jays are Canada’s team, and how we need to strip mine an area called “the ring of fire” in northern Ontario
November 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
King shit, truly
Ernie Clement sliding so that he can frame the picture one day
November 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Mark Carney is absolutely going to call and personally apologize to Trump if the Blue Jays win the World Series
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
BO

KNOWS

BASEBALL
November 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Motherf
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This World Series has literally had everything. I am going to throw up.
November 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
WINONA FOREVER
happy birthday Winona Ryder
October 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM