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Wolfling 🐺
@lostwolfling.bsky.social
Creative. Writer. Streamer.
Film (& wider storytelling) lover.
earnest shitposter. they/she.
Once host of Be Seeing You: A John Wick Podcast.
Y'all Means All.
https://linktr.ee/lostwolfling
Biz📧 [email protected]
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"Bigelow guides us from cocky Johnny Utah in a miserably rainy FBI training exercise to joining him as he sees Bodhi, drenched by the ocean, for the first time. On his surfboard, the water is not oppressive or limiting. Bodhi – like the wave he’s riding – is expansive, a force of nature, & free."
"While Point Break's spiritual successor, The Fast and the Furious, replaced character development w/ revving engines, Point Break is Romeo & Juliet on waves. In the age of IP slop, Point Break is a reminder of what’s sorely missing from the modern action machine – intimacy & connection."
#film
Modern Action Movies Have Lost Their Soul, and Hollywood Can Find It in Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves' 'Point Break'
Despite all the skydiving and gunplay, 'Point Break' relies on a blossoming, almost-romantic relationship between its two leads to power its story.
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pizza delivery is now one-hundred dollars - uncooked - yet the ninja turtles are silent
January 16, 2026 at 9:48 PM
there was a year of my life where space jam and squirrels held equal glory in my heart. And then it all went wrong.
January 16, 2026 at 9:46 PM
thinking of her*

*ireland
January 16, 2026 at 9:06 PM
i want to forget the world and write upsettingly horny jackieshauna fan fiction
January 16, 2026 at 8:22 PM
January 16, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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I'm stuck at $70/150 of my weekly goal to remain base level safe 🏠🫒 with nothing coming in for three days. I know so much is going on, but if you'd buy me lunch irl & value me existing, pls give, pls share. 🐺
hello, it me, king of unemployment & suffering. It takes $150/wk for me to break even on food + shelter. I lost my writing gig in Sept & AI is making things so bleak. My ko-fi has YEARS worth of writing for monthly AND one off supporters. My venmo is MirandaBrave. Pls share!
ko-fi.com/lostwolfling
January 16, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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Here's a thread of my writing from 2025. I'd love to cover video games, film, and television somewhere regularly or just here and there. If you or your editor friends need a writer, hit me up. I much prefer having work to the ko-fi beggar life.
🧵✍🏼🐺 A writing thread for 2025.

First, my dive into Pulse (or Kairo) and how it echoes the online isolation, doomerism, and Dead Internet we're experiencing now.
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This Legendary, Chilling J-Horror Eerily Predicted Everything That's Wrong With Today's Internet (and With Us)
The ghost is literally in the machine.
collider.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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Feel like every picture of the MOVE bombing is in black and white on purpose to make you think it took place sooooo long ago and not 1985
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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The HTC Universal from 2005 ran Windows Mobile and accessed the 3G network, a rare connection at the time
January 16, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I'm stuck at $70/150 of my weekly goal to remain base level safe 🏠🫒 with nothing coming in for three days. I know so much is going on, but if you'd buy me lunch irl & value me existing, pls give, pls share. 🐺
hello, it me, king of unemployment & suffering. It takes $150/wk for me to break even on food + shelter. I lost my writing gig in Sept & AI is making things so bleak. My ko-fi has YEARS worth of writing for monthly AND one off supporters. My venmo is MirandaBrave. Pls share!
ko-fi.com/lostwolfling
January 16, 2026 at 4:44 PM
things about cyberpunk 2077 written by people who admittedly don't like cyberpunk 2077 always drop in pmdd season, as if this is a realm tailored to be my personal hell
January 16, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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Exactly like we’ve been seeing in Gaza
Holy shit.

Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.”

www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Live Updates: Newly Released Records Detail Chaos During Fatal ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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new for supporters, one-off or monthly
'i can't do it, but the kudzu could'
"I think of the way the kudzu and clover were moving to swallow her up when I took her skull. And I dream about becoming that beautiful too."
#southerngothic #writing #appalachia

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July 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Once again I am desperately homesick, failing to find remote jobs that might get me back home, and breaking my own heart scrolling through the Carolinas conservation pages I follow & YEARNING
October 17, 2023 at 3:48 PM
I'm dying
The kind of homesick where you scroll through a nature foundation's profile & cry. I wish I could be back in the Appalachian Valley. When you grow up in the woods, they know you. I miss them.
January 16, 2026 at 2:37 PM
a beautiful caesar salad to call one's own
January 16, 2026 at 11:50 AM
People in Disney Channel original movies behave like freaks.
January 16, 2026 at 9:20 AM
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DON DRAPER: People say you can “munch” pussy. I don’t agree. You “munch” on a snack. Pussy’s the whole meal
January 16, 2026 at 8:10 AM
My knowledge of Irish and Irish American history and my general love of being a bitch to losers is going to have a field day when that demographic starts crying about it.
January 16, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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GOP: We are sending armed perverts to assault families. Even babies. We are in open warfare against all things good.

Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?
January 15, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Maybe Emerald Fennell will make the best Wuthering Heights & I'll say "no, see, it's brilliant for our first image of Cathy she dressed for her gig at the biergarten." "Switching the race/ethnicity of Linton & Heathcliff was so smart!" Maybe those red flags are actually burgundy & I'm a big dummy.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
If I see a mutual do this, I will blow them up with my mind.
Also new in v1.114 today: cashtags! Like hashtags, but for stocks.

Tag your posts with #$AAPL, #$NVDA, whatever, then tap to see everyone else's equally unqualified analysis!
January 15, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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"There's this house with a beautiful pear tree, but bugs are eating it alive. It made me sad." #film #NoOtherChoice
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
You love to see it. #NoOtherChoice
January 15, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I'm $80 from my weekly goal! I need to hit this halfway point before I can risk buying groceries. Even small amounts add up! Sharing helps a lot. Even if you can't help, someone who sees this might be able to. Appreciate y'all!
hello, it me, king of unemployment & suffering. It takes $150/wk for me to break even on food + shelter. I lost my writing gig in Sept & AI is making things so bleak. My ko-fi has YEARS worth of writing for monthly AND one off supporters. My venmo is MirandaBrave. Pls share!
ko-fi.com/lostwolfling
January 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM