New lost media alert: I can’t remember where I put my keys

*Aqualung riff*

Apparently the real solution was just this lol

30 to 40 year old man screaming that drinking the super mario sunshine water would "fix him" as a group of 3 people pull him away

Kirby Air Riders is a fascinating litmus test re: whether or not you are insulted or delighted by Legacy Skill At Kart Racers being utterly pointless in a new video game

I will be honest, I did not realize the unreleased Viewpoint 2064 even had a final version. As a fan of the original game and its various incarnations though, I can't wait to sit down with this over the holiday weekend!

Sorry Family Guy death pose, you have a new competitor

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I wonder if it was painful for Jackie Chan to morph from being animated into a flesh creature really fast like this.

I think one of the aspects that Islamophobia and antisemitism have in common is this general assumption of a minority group being a highly organized and exceptionally duplicitous force that work in unison to enact a grand plot

okay i have to admit i laughed several times at this

There's this whole image of nazi eugenics as evil scientists doing science without checks, but in reality what "science" happened was usually incompetent and driven by cruelty, and so fucking much of eugenics was about rejecting modern medicine as an "unnatural" boon to those who would otherwise die

I'm currently selling my Ayara, First of Locthwain Commander deck on eBay to help cover expenses for the month - first bid is $375 and by my best estimate there are roughly $575 worth of cards here

www.ebay.com/itm/38926188...

I swear I spend more time configuring emulators on my Steam Deck than I spend actually playing them

Just because a character is beloved does not mean there is any guarantee a spinoff about them would be like, any good

It's so cool how everyone in power everywhere is stupid

#3157 A helpful tutorial

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There is an abolitionist answer to this but you're not gonna like it.

I'm selling my old Titania: Protector of Argoth Commander deck to help cover expenses for the month while I'm waiting to start my new job

Starting bid is $375 - there's at least $500 worth of cards here by my last calculation so if you're fast you could get a good deal

ebay.us/m/oDXUPD