zero dark thotty
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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A little girl in Portland, OR after being tear gassed by ICE. what the actual fuck.
February 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
A little girl in Portland, OR after being tear gassed by ICE. what the actual fuck.
waited for the Anaconda checks to clear 👍
Tenacious D will return: Jack Black and Kyle Gass ‘hashed it out’ after Trump joke controversy
Tenacious D will return: Jack Black and Kyle Gass ‘hashed it out’ after Trump joke controversy
The band went on hiatus after outrage over onstage joke in 2024, but Gass confirms the band will return, saying ‘It was hard. It is like a marriage’
www.theguardian.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:58 AM
waited for the Anaconda checks to clear 👍
it's my upstairs neighbor's "running around time "
December 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
it's my upstairs neighbor's "running around time "
amen brother!
December 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
amen brother!
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[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
Save state
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Save state
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Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
acquired some relics today ✨️🧿⚔️🌭
September 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
acquired some relics today ✨️🧿⚔️🌭
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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Modern magic card: Creatures you control have Tug (3) and Retaliate until end of turn. Create a 2/2 White Bursar Creature Token. Bursar Tokens you control have Drip (discard a card). Scry 4.
Old magic card: Sacrifice Goblin Stepchildren: Bury Target Wall. You lose the game during your next upkeep.
Old magic card: Sacrifice Goblin Stepchildren: Bury Target Wall. You lose the game during your next upkeep.
August 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Modern magic card: Creatures you control have Tug (3) and Retaliate until end of turn. Create a 2/2 White Bursar Creature Token. Bursar Tokens you control have Drip (discard a card). Scry 4.
Old magic card: Sacrifice Goblin Stepchildren: Bury Target Wall. You lose the game during your next upkeep.
Old magic card: Sacrifice Goblin Stepchildren: Bury Target Wall. You lose the game during your next upkeep.
simply in awe of the bazinga cybertruck
August 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
simply in awe of the bazinga cybertruck
on god it's Larry Sanders
Take away all the GOAT candidates: The Wire, Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, and Lost.
What’s the best show outside of that group?
What’s the best show outside of that group?
August 1, 2025 at 8:22 AM
on god it's Larry Sanders
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This is a seismic revelation for Mega Man lore
July 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This is a seismic revelation for Mega Man lore
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Certain episodes of Columbo were released theatrically in Italy, a collection of posters.
July 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Certain episodes of Columbo were released theatrically in Italy, a collection of posters.
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we ship everywhere! booksmith.com xoxo
June 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
we ship everywhere! booksmith.com xoxo
My new song is out now on all streaming services: open.spotify.com/track/2o2840...
La Extranjera
Crystal Mirage · La Extranjera · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
June 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My new song is out now on all streaming services: open.spotify.com/track/2o2840...
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"I think a certain amount of anger has been a fuel of mine, if you want - but also some sort of sadness, and plain mischief, of course." ~ English singer and songwriter, Siouxsie Sioux
Once again, Happy Birthday to the magnificent creature that is Siouxsie Sioux. 🧁🥂🌹♊🍷🎂
Once again, Happy Birthday to the magnificent creature that is Siouxsie Sioux. 🧁🥂🌹♊🍷🎂
May 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
"I think a certain amount of anger has been a fuel of mine, if you want - but also some sort of sadness, and plain mischief, of course." ~ English singer and songwriter, Siouxsie Sioux
Once again, Happy Birthday to the magnificent creature that is Siouxsie Sioux. 🧁🥂🌹♊🍷🎂
Once again, Happy Birthday to the magnificent creature that is Siouxsie Sioux. 🧁🥂🌹♊🍷🎂
A24 is the perfect company to produce an elden ring movie because 90% of their output is incomprehensible nonsense
May 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A24 is the perfect company to produce an elden ring movie because 90% of their output is incomprehensible nonsense
it's bandcamp friday! support talented independent musicians (or me!)
Crystal Mirage
the tightrope is high
crystalmirage.bandcamp.com
May 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
it's bandcamp friday! support talented independent musicians (or me!)
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A highlight from the (excellent) new Ben Affleck Criterion Closet vid.
April 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
A highlight from the (excellent) new Ben Affleck Criterion Closet vid.
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the secret garden
April 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
the secret garden