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Former twitterer, spartan football, often into fandoms. Until PWHL Detroit exists, go Boston Fleet
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Added the Magnum P.I. Music
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Fix your hearts or die.
March 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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i believe people when they say linux has gotten better in the last few years. what i'm skeptical of is that linux Guys have improved. i will not use an OS where i'm at high risk of someone calling me stupid for not liking some aspect of the experience. i must be allowed to hate the computer
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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@joeheller.bsky.social
Happy 100th Birthday
Dick Van Dyke
🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
@ youtube fix your goddamn darkened video issue
December 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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imagine trying to convince me that I should "get used" to AI bc it's "here to stay." honey mitch mcconnell has been my senator since before i was born, do you think i don't know how to lock in and hate for the long haul
December 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Also, you’re gonna get some packages at that door. Plural. Every day. They’re not yours, so don’t ask. Just do whatever it is that brings YOU joy and let them packages be between your woman, the delivery man, and God.
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Patti LaBelle and her son Zuri Kye Edwards have wiped out more than $667,000 in unpaid school lunch debt, helping thousands of children across the United States. LaBelle called the act “a victory greater than any Grammy,” emphasizing that no child should ever have to learn on an empty stomach.
December 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Im about ready for a general strike
December 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Dickens should have just killed scrooge. I am believing less and less that those people can be redeemed
December 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Omg the point is that scrooge was a MISER AND SHOULD HAVE PAID MORE, NOT THAT BOB HAD TOO MANY KIDS FOR HIS PAYCHECK!!!! AAAAAAAH!!!
December 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Instacart got caught running real-time price experiments on shoppers — same groceries, different prices.

Workers know this game well: Instacart’s algorithm does the same thing to their pay.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/b...
Same Product, Same Store, but on Instacart, Prices Might Differ
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If your loud ass 5 year old has a snow day, CANCEL THE DEPOSITION
December 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Usf marching band has an Opportuunity here
USF QB Byron Brown opts out, start reportedly going to Gaston Moore...

<CUE THE MUSIC!>
December 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Is this going to turn into one of those things where we can’t joke about bc it’s that bad bc it’s looking like that
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Woke up feeling the sleaziest Coach
December 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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girl, are you the MSU Surplus Store?

because I’m checking out your military-grade dump truck
Looking for a little extra power in the snow? The 1965 Army truck is now just $3,000!
msusurplusstore.com/products/5-t...
December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
With cause is crazy
December 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I want a snow day too
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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We shoulda kept calling them Weirdos.
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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YOUR STUDENTS ARE NOT YOUR CUSTOMERS.

Get the fuck out of education if that's the way you're talking about them.
Yes we all agree that this is the reason colleges are in trouble
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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THE MERCHANT
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM