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Former twitterer, spartan football, often into fandoms. Until PWHL Detroit exists, go Boston Fleet
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Added the Magnum P.I. Music
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Added the Magnum P.I. Music
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Fix your hearts or die.
March 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Fix your hearts or die.
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i believe people when they say linux has gotten better in the last few years. what i'm skeptical of is that linux Guys have improved. i will not use an OS where i'm at high risk of someone calling me stupid for not liking some aspect of the experience. i must be allowed to hate the computer
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i believe people when they say linux has gotten better in the last few years. what i'm skeptical of is that linux Guys have improved. i will not use an OS where i'm at high risk of someone calling me stupid for not liking some aspect of the experience. i must be allowed to hate the computer
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December 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
@ youtube fix your goddamn darkened video issue
December 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
@ youtube fix your goddamn darkened video issue
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imagine trying to convince me that I should "get used" to AI bc it's "here to stay." honey mitch mcconnell has been my senator since before i was born, do you think i don't know how to lock in and hate for the long haul
December 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
imagine trying to convince me that I should "get used" to AI bc it's "here to stay." honey mitch mcconnell has been my senator since before i was born, do you think i don't know how to lock in and hate for the long haul
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Also, you’re gonna get some packages at that door. Plural. Every day. They’re not yours, so don’t ask. Just do whatever it is that brings YOU joy and let them packages be between your woman, the delivery man, and God.
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Also, you’re gonna get some packages at that door. Plural. Every day. They’re not yours, so don’t ask. Just do whatever it is that brings YOU joy and let them packages be between your woman, the delivery man, and God.
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Patti LaBelle and her son Zuri Kye Edwards have wiped out more than $667,000 in unpaid school lunch debt, helping thousands of children across the United States. LaBelle called the act “a victory greater than any Grammy,” emphasizing that no child should ever have to learn on an empty stomach.
December 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Patti LaBelle and her son Zuri Kye Edwards have wiped out more than $667,000 in unpaid school lunch debt, helping thousands of children across the United States. LaBelle called the act “a victory greater than any Grammy,” emphasizing that no child should ever have to learn on an empty stomach.
Im about ready for a general strike
December 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Im about ready for a general strike
Dickens should have just killed scrooge. I am believing less and less that those people can be redeemed
December 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Dickens should have just killed scrooge. I am believing less and less that those people can be redeemed
Omg the point is that scrooge was a MISER AND SHOULD HAVE PAID MORE, NOT THAT BOB HAD TOO MANY KIDS FOR HIS PAYCHECK!!!! AAAAAAAH!!!
December 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Omg the point is that scrooge was a MISER AND SHOULD HAVE PAID MORE, NOT THAT BOB HAD TOO MANY KIDS FOR HIS PAYCHECK!!!! AAAAAAAH!!!
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Instacart got caught running real-time price experiments on shoppers — same groceries, different prices.
Workers know this game well: Instacart’s algorithm does the same thing to their pay.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/b...
Workers know this game well: Instacart’s algorithm does the same thing to their pay.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/b...
Same Product, Same Store, but on Instacart, Prices Might Differ
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Instacart got caught running real-time price experiments on shoppers — same groceries, different prices.
Workers know this game well: Instacart’s algorithm does the same thing to their pay.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/b...
Workers know this game well: Instacart’s algorithm does the same thing to their pay.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/b...
If your loud ass 5 year old has a snow day, CANCEL THE DEPOSITION
December 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
If your loud ass 5 year old has a snow day, CANCEL THE DEPOSITION
Usf marching band has an Opportuunity here
USF QB Byron Brown opts out, start reportedly going to Gaston Moore...
<CUE THE MUSIC!>
<CUE THE MUSIC!>
![[Verse 1: Caleb]
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston!
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
[Chorus: Caleb]
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly
(Perfect, a pure paragon)
[Bridge: Caleb]
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on
[Chorus: Caleb & Jonathan]
Who plays darts like Gaston?
Who breaks hearts like Gaston?
Who’s much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
[Interlude: Jonathan & Caleb]
I needed encouragement
Thank you, LeFou
Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you
Too much?
...Yep
[Chorus: Caleb]
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston
[Verse 2: Jonathan & Caleb]
When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver
And beasts of the field say a prayer
First, I carefully aim for the liver
Then I shoot from behind
Is that fair?
I don't care
[Chorus: Caleb & Jonathan]
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston
I'm especially good at expectorating!
*Spits*
Ten points for Gaston!
[Verse 3: Jonathan]
When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
[Chorus: Caleb & Jonathan]
Who has brains like Gaston?
Entertains like Gaston?
Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?
I use antlers in all of my decorating
[Verse 4: Jonathan & Caleb]
Say it again
Who's a man among men?
Who's the super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town
Who's got all of it down
[Outro:…](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dxoa7yyqix3jxvavojvrujno/bafkreifql5n3k76pncno3betfbpr66s75rlvmuurdghxxvt46clof4dkp4@jpeg)
December 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Usf marching band has an Opportuunity here
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Is this going to turn into one of those things where we can’t joke about bc it’s that bad bc it’s looking like that
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Is this going to turn into one of those things where we can’t joke about bc it’s that bad bc it’s looking like that
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Woke up feeling the sleaziest Coach
December 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Woke up feeling the sleaziest Coach
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girl, are you the MSU Surplus Store?
because I’m checking out your military-grade dump truck
because I’m checking out your military-grade dump truck
Looking for a little extra power in the snow? The 1965 Army truck is now just $3,000!
msusurplusstore.com/products/5-t...
msusurplusstore.com/products/5-t...
December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
girl, are you the MSU Surplus Store?
because I’m checking out your military-grade dump truck
because I’m checking out your military-grade dump truck
With cause is crazy
December 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
With cause is crazy
I want a snow day too
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I want a snow day too
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We shoulda kept calling them Weirdos.
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
We shoulda kept calling them Weirdos.
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
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YOUR STUDENTS ARE NOT YOUR CUSTOMERS.
Get the fuck out of education if that's the way you're talking about them.
Get the fuck out of education if that's the way you're talking about them.
Yes we all agree that this is the reason colleges are in trouble
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
YOUR STUDENTS ARE NOT YOUR CUSTOMERS.
Get the fuck out of education if that's the way you're talking about them.
Get the fuck out of education if that's the way you're talking about them.
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻