Mark
@0haimark.bsky.social
The concept of telling a worker at Dunkin’ you want an iced black coffee and they ask if you want it hot or cold then ask if you want any cream or sweetener in it…
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
The concept of telling a worker at Dunkin’ you want an iced black coffee and they ask if you want it hot or cold then ask if you want any cream or sweetener in it…
Rhode Island is so unserious like why are we calling stuffed quahogs stuffies
October 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Rhode Island is so unserious like why are we calling stuffed quahogs stuffies
New S&C routines started today at my gym with the new month, and I did three sets of five pull-ups.
I couldn’t even ever do them when I powerlifted in high school. It felt like an out of body experience to look at my reflection and just do it.
I’m carrying that feel-good energy with me today. 😌
I couldn’t even ever do them when I powerlifted in high school. It felt like an out of body experience to look at my reflection and just do it.
I’m carrying that feel-good energy with me today. 😌
October 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
New S&C routines started today at my gym with the new month, and I did three sets of five pull-ups.
I couldn’t even ever do them when I powerlifted in high school. It felt like an out of body experience to look at my reflection and just do it.
I’m carrying that feel-good energy with me today. 😌
I couldn’t even ever do them when I powerlifted in high school. It felt like an out of body experience to look at my reflection and just do it.
I’m carrying that feel-good energy with me today. 😌
Just remembered when I was like 5, a lunch monitor asked me “what’s the magic word?” before helping me open something. I said “ABRACADABRA!!” with full confidence.
She just went, “No. It’s please.”
Like OK sorry for believing in whimsy, ma’am
She just went, “No. It’s please.”
Like OK sorry for believing in whimsy, ma’am
September 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Just remembered when I was like 5, a lunch monitor asked me “what’s the magic word?” before helping me open something. I said “ABRACADABRA!!” with full confidence.
She just went, “No. It’s please.”
Like OK sorry for believing in whimsy, ma’am
She just went, “No. It’s please.”
Like OK sorry for believing in whimsy, ma’am
Game of Thrones and Lord of the Rings have nothing on the world-building Pretty Little Liars has
September 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Game of Thrones and Lord of the Rings have nothing on the world-building Pretty Little Liars has
The best day of 2025 was when charli xcx changed her album covers back to their pre-bratified covers on Spotify
September 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The best day of 2025 was when charli xcx changed her album covers back to their pre-bratified covers on Spotify
The people who schedule a meeting that could’ve been an email and the people who post 20 Instagram stories instead of just making a post have the same energy.
June 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The people who schedule a meeting that could’ve been an email and the people who post 20 Instagram stories instead of just making a post have the same energy.
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Warm temps + Metro = A busy DMV!
🌸Peak Bloom
🪁Kite Festival
⚾️Washington Nationals
🏀Washington Wizards
⚽️DC United
Already 558K - our 5th highest ridership Saturday! Smithsonian already topped 111K trips, the most since at least 2012.
🌸Peak Bloom
🪁Kite Festival
⚾️Washington Nationals
🏀Washington Wizards
⚽️DC United
Already 558K - our 5th highest ridership Saturday! Smithsonian already topped 111K trips, the most since at least 2012.
March 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Warm temps + Metro = A busy DMV!
🌸Peak Bloom
🪁Kite Festival
⚾️Washington Nationals
🏀Washington Wizards
⚽️DC United
Already 558K - our 5th highest ridership Saturday! Smithsonian already topped 111K trips, the most since at least 2012.
🌸Peak Bloom
🪁Kite Festival
⚾️Washington Nationals
🏀Washington Wizards
⚽️DC United
Already 558K - our 5th highest ridership Saturday! Smithsonian already topped 111K trips, the most since at least 2012.
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‘TRAP’ isn’t unique.
Did You Know?…
1 in 3 Hollywood blockbusters has been at least partially financed by the Department of Defense.
In fact, each year the Pentagon helps make an average of 7 big-budget movies and 90+ smaller film and TV projects that sensationalize war and policing.
Did You Know?…
1 in 3 Hollywood blockbusters has been at least partially financed by the Department of Defense.
In fact, each year the Pentagon helps make an average of 7 big-budget movies and 90+ smaller film and TV projects that sensationalize war and policing.
March 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
‘TRAP’ isn’t unique.
Did You Know?…
1 in 3 Hollywood blockbusters has been at least partially financed by the Department of Defense.
In fact, each year the Pentagon helps make an average of 7 big-budget movies and 90+ smaller film and TV projects that sensationalize war and policing.
Did You Know?…
1 in 3 Hollywood blockbusters has been at least partially financed by the Department of Defense.
In fact, each year the Pentagon helps make an average of 7 big-budget movies and 90+ smaller film and TV projects that sensationalize war and policing.
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In this Ohio diner, they care more about eliminating DEI.
February 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
In this Ohio diner, they care more about eliminating DEI.
Thinking back to high school when a teacher once put on lo-fi music while kids studied to try and seem like he was with the times. The way this man deflated when someone asked him, “Why are you playing elevator music, bruh?”
January 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Thinking back to high school when a teacher once put on lo-fi music while kids studied to try and seem like he was with the times. The way this man deflated when someone asked him, “Why are you playing elevator music, bruh?”
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Has OpenAI considered cutting down on lattes and avocado toast?
January 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Has OpenAI considered cutting down on lattes and avocado toast?
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A very smart colleague just pointed out the grim truth that the U.S. leaving the WHO may ultimately be a win for the rest of the world. Why? Because without a vote, “the US can't block WHO actions like vaccine programs, disease surveillance, contraception, etc”. Man, that is daaaark, but accurate.
January 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
A very smart colleague just pointed out the grim truth that the U.S. leaving the WHO may ultimately be a win for the rest of the world. Why? Because without a vote, “the US can't block WHO actions like vaccine programs, disease surveillance, contraception, etc”. Man, that is daaaark, but accurate.
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
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I'm sorry, but don't use TikTok if it comes back.
This is propaganda so severe and in your face that it should not be tolerated in the slightest.
I know how much people like the app. But like Vine and Twitter, alternatives will come.
This is propaganda so severe and in your face that it should not be tolerated in the slightest.
I know how much people like the app. But like Vine and Twitter, alternatives will come.
I’m so pissed off and disgusted. The change was almost immediate
I’m convinced it was all so he could swoop in and look like the savior— but even if he does ‘save’ it, it won’t be the same platform anymore.
DO NOT FALL FOR THIS ABSOLUTE CROCK OF SHIT, THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SAVE US IS OUR RAGE.
I’m convinced it was all so he could swoop in and look like the savior— but even if he does ‘save’ it, it won’t be the same platform anymore.
DO NOT FALL FOR THIS ABSOLUTE CROCK OF SHIT, THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SAVE US IS OUR RAGE.
January 19, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I'm sorry, but don't use TikTok if it comes back.
This is propaganda so severe and in your face that it should not be tolerated in the slightest.
I know how much people like the app. But like Vine and Twitter, alternatives will come.
This is propaganda so severe and in your face that it should not be tolerated in the slightest.
I know how much people like the app. But like Vine and Twitter, alternatives will come.
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Whether it's Democrats promoting DEI or Republicans nominating cabinet members with multiple DUIs, both sides have adopted some controversial hiring practices.
January 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Whether it's Democrats promoting DEI or Republicans nominating cabinet members with multiple DUIs, both sides have adopted some controversial hiring practices.
This guy at the Metro telling someone on the phone his train is 2 minutes away when it’s really 3 minutes is so real.
January 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This guy at the Metro telling someone on the phone his train is 2 minutes away when it’s really 3 minutes is so real.
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About this time last year, a family friend made me aware of this app. You can connect it to local library branches. I added listening to audio books to my reading in 2024. In 2023, I read or listened to 29 books. Thanks to Libby, in 2024, I passed my goal of 65 three days ago.
December 29, 2024 at 3:51 PM
About this time last year, a family friend made me aware of this app. You can connect it to local library branches. I added listening to audio books to my reading in 2024. In 2023, I read or listened to 29 books. Thanks to Libby, in 2024, I passed my goal of 65 three days ago.
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Ayyyy, who else up wearing they gay apparel???
December 16, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Ayyyy, who else up wearing they gay apparel???
Happiness is seeing your grown cousins on Snapchat having a blast with the mini Nerf guns you brought to the Thanksgiving white elephant gift exchange.
December 7, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Happiness is seeing your grown cousins on Snapchat having a blast with the mini Nerf guns you brought to the Thanksgiving white elephant gift exchange.
At my airport gate and my luggage AirTag says my suitcase was “left behind.” Mini heart attack ensues. Split second later realize it’s “left behind” because it’s already checked on the plane. Without me.
December 2, 2024 at 9:52 PM
At my airport gate and my luggage AirTag says my suitcase was “left behind.” Mini heart attack ensues. Split second later realize it’s “left behind” because it’s already checked on the plane. Without me.