2WaterGuns
@2waterguns.bsky.social
Formerly "Mr. Zero" on Twitter. Occasional game development hobbyist. Frequent Sonic and Nintendo commentator. Eternal MissingNo. reference.
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enough stories portraying missingno as an eldritch horror. why not eldritch love.
#art #pokemon #missingno
#art #pokemon #missingno
December 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
enough stories portraying missingno as an eldritch horror. why not eldritch love.
#art #pokemon #missingno
#art #pokemon #missingno
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And Johnny, who did NOT hit her, it’s not true, it’s bullshit, he did not hit her, he did nahhhht. Oh hi, Mark.
December 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
And Johnny, who did NOT hit her, it’s not true, it’s bullshit, he did not hit her, he did nahhhht. Oh hi, Mark.
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
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her transition has gone so well
December 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
her transition has gone so well
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Like these people are murderers. Straight up. And should be called that. Not “complex figures with controversial views sure to raise eyebrows of academics and pundits alike” or whatever
They will have literally, knowingly, through their direct actions killed thousands of children and others.
They will have literally, knowingly, through their direct actions killed thousands of children and others.
December 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Like these people are murderers. Straight up. And should be called that. Not “complex figures with controversial views sure to raise eyebrows of academics and pundits alike” or whatever
They will have literally, knowingly, through their direct actions killed thousands of children and others.
They will have literally, knowingly, through their direct actions killed thousands of children and others.
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We just pushed an update to the backer beta of Petal 2 with computer opponents and I'm thinking about how we literally stopped referring to them as "the AI" for this reason. It's now the "vs. CPU"
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Since the term AI has been poisoned by generative world-burning stuff, we're going to have to go back to calling video game AI routines "the computer." I couldn't beat the final boss because the computer was being cheap, etc.
December 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
We just pushed an update to the backer beta of Petal 2 with computer opponents and I'm thinking about how we literally stopped referring to them as "the AI" for this reason. It's now the "vs. CPU"
bsky.app/profile/bran...
bsky.app/profile/bran...
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And now we're onto another World Premiere. I'm excited to share this first look from a legendary studio that it is an honor to have here tonight.
December 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
And now we're onto another World Premiere. I'm excited to share this first look from a legendary studio that it is an honor to have here tonight.
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2006 vs. 2025. If this doesn't paint a picture of the internet's enshittification...
December 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
2006 vs. 2025. If this doesn't paint a picture of the internet's enshittification...
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So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here.
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here.
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
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Name 100 Women
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Name 100 Women
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Both the "Continue" button and the "Try it now" button do *the same thing* in what is the clearest example of a dark pattern I've ever seen. Imagine someone is getting metrics about the "number of Google Docs users who are using AI" and all the numbers are total bullshit.
December 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Both the "Continue" button and the "Try it now" button do *the same thing* in what is the clearest example of a dark pattern I've ever seen. Imagine someone is getting metrics about the "number of Google Docs users who are using AI" and all the numbers are total bullshit.
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In Diddy Kong Racing DS, the message when connection is lost during Download Play is "LOST ALL CHILDREN". The cartridge is internally called a "parent" and the downloaded instances its "children". While this would make sense to the developers, it has the potential to confuse or scare players.
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
In Diddy Kong Racing DS, the message when connection is lost during Download Play is "LOST ALL CHILDREN". The cartridge is internally called a "parent" and the downloaded instances its "children". While this would make sense to the developers, it has the potential to confuse or scare players.
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WAIT the vid length increase means I can finally post the miitomo video
March 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
WAIT the vid length increase means I can finally post the miitomo video
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i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
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aw fuck dude not you again
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
aw fuck dude not you again
Gaza aid request. I know not that many people follow me, but maybe it'll get a few more eyeballs.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Gaza aid request. I know not that many people follow me, but maybe it'll get a few more eyeballs.
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Sonic the Hedgehog's love of chilidogs was possibly a fart joke. And it was backported from the Western cartoon / comic continuity to the game universe in the Japanese instruction manual for Sonic Advance 3.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Sonic the Hedgehog's love of chilidogs was possibly a fart joke. And it was backported from the Western cartoon / comic continuity to the game universe in the Japanese instruction manual for Sonic Advance 3.
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Ok I did the meme too
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Ok I did the meme too