Mel G.
@a4rdvark.bsky.social
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Just another she/they pining for the fjords.
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a4rdvark.bsky.social
"the only true wisdom is in knowing you are cringe."

~ Socrates, probably
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adamcsharp.bsky.social
As today is World Octopus Day I’ll again mention that a Spanish equivalent to “like a fish out of water” is como un pulpo en un garaje. It means “like an octopus in a garage.”
a4rdvark.bsky.social
Sorry various journalists and other folk people doing their best to speak truth to power, but I need to do some unfollowing if I'm going to be on these platforms at all. I don't know how much more cortisol I can handle.
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spavel.bsky.social
Flying cars are the perfect example of a point solution: trying to solve a systemic problem (traffic) with an individual product (fly over the traffic).

But traffic is not a technology problem; it's a social problem. Remote work, congestion fees, and dense transit-connected housing solve it better.
aelkus.bsky.social
which then begs the question of why you want flying cars instead of whatever mass transportation equivalent you imagine
a4rdvark.bsky.social
Accepting recommendations for scifi novels about dismantling the torment nexus
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ass.golf
Starting to think that pareidolia monkeys making a pareidolia machine was maybe not a great idea
a4rdvark.bsky.social
Can't speak for anyone else, but I feel seen by this piece. It's a relief to see things I have struggled with reflected and be able to have a chuckle at them.

I also have a friend with ocd I plan to share this with later.
a4rdvark.bsky.social
Haha oh no, that sounds mortifying. Thank goodness for people having a sense of humour
a4rdvark.bsky.social
Noooooo. Hopefully it didn't read like a mic drop
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tommysiegel.bsky.social
(I submitted the whole pamphlet to the New Yorker too, but I think it was all a little too specific lol)
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alannamode.bsky.social
Give folks their flowers

No, I mean right now. Go tell someone you loved their work right now. They're on social media just say it, it has never been easier

"They know how much people love--" no they don't go say it right now to a composer or artist or game dev or writer or anyone AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
a4rdvark.bsky.social
Why do some tasks have to take longer than I feel like doing them for.

This is clearly a design oversight and I will be submitting a support ticket forthwith.
a4rdvark.bsky.social
ugh right? It sucks so bad.

but you've already proven a jillion times over that you're brave
a4rdvark.bsky.social
Miss Kitty was a fabulous and buxom part of my childhood but I still cant understand why she has red hair. It seems so weirdly tacked on to her character design.
a4rdvark.bsky.social
I hate that term.

Kinda seems like if voluntary services are struggling to get funds and support while these sites are not, then it's not about providing care at all.
a4rdvark.bsky.social
Hey. Can we try to not share screenshots of terrible people's post from other social platforms?

I'm here because I dont want them in my feed.

If you just HAVE to draw more attention to their bad ideas, pls at least include tags so my filters have a chance to catch it.
a4rdvark.bsky.social
I have spent much of my adult life agonizing over the balance 1,2, and 4 in order to safely meet 3. People who can manage team time well and supportively as their central skill set are amazing and worth their weight in rhodium.
erikrobson.net
1. Work expands to fill the time.
2. Every task has a minimum time.
3. Creatives need room to explore and play.
4. Creatives need deadlines.
a4rdvark.bsky.social
I think I'll just not... try to find out what that is supposed to be and enjoy making up my own meanings.

Maybe a community acrobatics troup that forms human pyramids at festivals to raise money for civil liberty cases.

Or some kind of giant slingshot that launches facists into lower earth orbit.
a4rdvark.bsky.social
If a centaur wore pants, where would the waistband sit?
a4rdvark.bsky.social
Although I am increasingly realizing that maybe I was a little too cavalier with the ground hot peppers.
a4rdvark.bsky.social
It is a crispy fall day and I am eating a warm and spicy soup. This is Correct.