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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
Gettin hitched, yall
December 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Gettin hitched, yall
Unless CMC scores like 4 TDs second half my fantasy season is toast, but I’ll probably watch it anyway because watching a grandpa play football like a grandpa is pretty entertaining, turns out. Why is the ball so heavy?! Give him a lighter ball, damn it! He’s shot-putting it out there!
December 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Unless CMC scores like 4 TDs second half my fantasy season is toast, but I’ll probably watch it anyway because watching a grandpa play football like a grandpa is pretty entertaining, turns out. Why is the ball so heavy?! Give him a lighter ball, damn it! He’s shot-putting it out there!
“Actually we already DID our long list, and your premiums are already lower! You all have more than enough money, and your futures are secure! Also you are sexier and more beautiful than you remember! Hey, don’t look in that mirror! Don’t look behind that curtain! This light is not made of gas!”
Mike Johnson: “We have a long list of things that we know will reduce premiums, increase access & quality of care — the Democrats have zero ideas, zero concepts & zero legislative plans on anything they’ll propose other than just subsidizing the broken system—”
“Long list” = “Concepts of a plan”
“Long list” = “Concepts of a plan”
December 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“Actually we already DID our long list, and your premiums are already lower! You all have more than enough money, and your futures are secure! Also you are sexier and more beautiful than you remember! Hey, don’t look in that mirror! Don’t look behind that curtain! This light is not made of gas!”
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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Whenever I hear the term “data centers,” I hear an archaeologist saying it: “This was one of their data centers.”
December 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Whenever I hear the term “data centers,” I hear an archaeologist saying it: “This was one of their data centers.”
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Good morning BS. A beautiful spot on the Maas River. Have a nice day.
#photography #fotografie
#nature #zonsondergang
#natuur #sunset
#Canonphotography
#blueskyphotography
#photography #fotografie
#nature #zonsondergang
#natuur #sunset
#Canonphotography
#blueskyphotography
December 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Good morning BS. A beautiful spot on the Maas River. Have a nice day.
#photography #fotografie
#nature #zonsondergang
#natuur #sunset
#Canonphotography
#blueskyphotography
#photography #fotografie
#nature #zonsondergang
#natuur #sunset
#Canonphotography
#blueskyphotography
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Lego Candy "Kane" Chest Burster
"What's The Matter? The Frosting Ain't That Bad"
#lego #legomoc #legobuild #moc #legochristmas #legoholiday #legogingerbread #legoalien #legoxenomorph #alien #xenomorph
"What's The Matter? The Frosting Ain't That Bad"
#lego #legomoc #legobuild #moc #legochristmas #legoholiday #legogingerbread #legoalien #legoxenomorph #alien #xenomorph
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Lego Candy "Kane" Chest Burster
"What's The Matter? The Frosting Ain't That Bad"
#lego #legomoc #legobuild #moc #legochristmas #legoholiday #legogingerbread #legoalien #legoxenomorph #alien #xenomorph
"What's The Matter? The Frosting Ain't That Bad"
#lego #legomoc #legobuild #moc #legochristmas #legoholiday #legogingerbread #legoalien #legoxenomorph #alien #xenomorph
Surrender
Surrender
I really didn’t think he would try a war. But it turns out dismantling democracy takes some time.
aaronmfortkamp.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Surrender
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
The robots will never truly understand us
Amazon, please stop asking me if books I bought month ago met my expectations. I still have unread books I bought in 2012. Be real.
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The robots will never truly understand us
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This is too much.
A 6-year-old boy is missing after ICE arrested him and his dad in NYC last week and shipped them off to separate facilities. www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/02/i... @thecity.nyc @gwynnefitz.bsky.social
ICE Arrested and Separated Chinese Father From 6-Year-Old Son, Advocates Say
The father and son were detained at an ICE check-in on Nov. 26, advocates say. The son’s location is currently unknown, while the father is being held at an upstate ICE facility.
www.thecity.nyc
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This is too much.
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The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
Just to level set
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
Just to level set
10-1 Stephen Miller wrote the bulk of this post for him
There is seriously something wrong with this man.
Also, he is devoid of any joy. He is bitter and rotten to the core. This post proves it.
Basically a shit for brains.
Also, he is devoid of any joy. He is bitter and rotten to the core. This post proves it.
Basically a shit for brains.
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
10-1 Stephen Miller wrote the bulk of this post for him
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Honestly 45 would’ve stayed retired if he could’ve stayed out of jail.
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Honestly 45 would’ve stayed retired if he could’ve stayed out of jail.
In his defense, someone very smart told him nobody knows how mirrors work
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
In his defense, someone very smart told him nobody knows how mirrors work
Are Republicans all cool with being just… openly racist now?
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Are Republicans all cool with being just… openly racist now?
If you’ve never heard this, prepare for your sexual awakening.
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If you’ve never heard this, prepare for your sexual awakening.
Tell you what, if I had an editor I’d be appreciating the fuck out of em today
By the way, it's National Editor Appreciation Day.
Nobody ever reads a great article and thinks, "Dang, that was some tight editing." But editing is a big part of how it got to be great.
So writers, if you've ever worked with a good editor, shout 'em out.
Nobody ever reads a great article and thinks, "Dang, that was some tight editing." But editing is a big part of how it got to be great.
So writers, if you've ever worked with a good editor, shout 'em out.
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Tell you what, if I had an editor I’d be appreciating the fuck out of em today
*sighs heavily*
*shuffles off to go get a science degree*
*shuffles off to go get a science degree*
I really wish more scientists & artists were on here. When I go to in-person gatherings it’s really clear what a small sliver of us are here.
And I get it, how many social media collapses do you have to weather before you just give up?
But organizing would be so much easier if we were all here 😭
And I get it, how many social media collapses do you have to weather before you just give up?
But organizing would be so much easier if we were all here 😭
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
*sighs heavily*
*shuffles off to go get a science degree*
*shuffles off to go get a science degree*
In a joint announcement, the Fellowship of the Ring has partnered with the Coast Guard and declared an about-face on their recent policy of tolerance for the White Hand of Saruman
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
In a joint announcement, the Fellowship of the Ring has partnered with the Coast Guard and declared an about-face on their recent policy of tolerance for the White Hand of Saruman
I love being able to participate in social activism by doing exactly what I’m already doing anyway
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I love being able to participate in social activism by doing exactly what I’m already doing anyway
A quick parsing:
“If he says he hasn’t been on the plane or in the house, then that gives you a valuable PR and political currency.”
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If he lies, your access to the truth could help you.
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He was on the plane. He was at the house.
Read more at: www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
“If he says he hasn’t been on the plane or in the house, then that gives you a valuable PR and political currency.”
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If he lies, your access to the truth could help you.
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He was on the plane. He was at the house.
Read more at: www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
New Epstein emails claim Trump ‘spent hours’ with victim
The emails raise questions about President Trump’s knowledge and involvement with Jeffrey Epstein.
www.miamiherald.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
A quick parsing:
“If he says he hasn’t been on the plane or in the house, then that gives you a valuable PR and political currency.”
=
If he lies, your access to the truth could help you.
=
He was on the plane. He was at the house.
Read more at: www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
“If he says he hasn’t been on the plane or in the house, then that gives you a valuable PR and political currency.”
=
If he lies, your access to the truth could help you.
=
He was on the plane. He was at the house.
Read more at: www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...