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abarthloser.bsky.social
Ash (it's phonetic!)
@abarthloser.bsky.social
650 followers 250 following 2.1K posts
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A collection of mnemonic devices masquerading as a person
Cats, cars, cricket, baseball, NY sports, crochet, general geekery, and ADD nonsense

https://achandcrafts.etsy.com
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abarthloser.bsky.social
@tarec.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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hellabarnes.bsky.social
those who leave snow on their car roofs are without honor
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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abarthloser.bsky.social
When the older cousin you've long suspected is undiagnosed neuro-spicy says he loves trains
a close up of a man with long hair and a beard .
Alt: Robert Redford with long hair and a beard looks over his shoulder as the camera pans in. He smiles and nods his head
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
abarthloser.bsky.social
When the older cousin you've long suspected is undiagnosed neuro-spicy says he loves trains
a close up of a man with long hair and a beard .
Alt: Robert Redford with long hair and a beard looks over his shoulder as the camera pans in. He smiles and nods his head
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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nataliebsketching.bsky.social
Support us dry dry humans
A two-panel comic drawing. The first panel says “why use water-hungry AI…”, accompanied by an abstract drawing of a dark cloud extending fingers into Earth or water. The second panel says “when you can support dehydrated artists?”. The image is of a skull next to a paintbrush and a palette. The skull says “we’re very low impact”.
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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ohoat.bsky.social
lotsa grille badges restocked ❤️
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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francesmeh.reviews
hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
abarthloser.bsky.social
@profanity.accountant I am curious
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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abarthloser.bsky.social
When you see this post an image from your gallery to describe your mental state
A black and white image featuring an illustration of a cat with its ears back and mouth wide open. Text around it reads: Why is the cat screaming? 1. Why wouldn't the cat scream 2. If you were smart, you'd be doing the same thing
November 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
abarthloser.bsky.social
When you see this post an image from your gallery to describe your mental state
A black and white image featuring an illustration of a cat with its ears back and mouth wide open. Text around it reads: Why is the cat screaming? 1. Why wouldn't the cat scream 2. If you were smart, you'd be doing the same thing
November 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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abarthloser.bsky.social
I haven't done any art in over a month. Had to abandon my GYWO goals. Learning a new job as a department of one during a hectic transition has left me completely drained.
But tonight I managed to pick up my crochet hook and do three rows. It's nice to make again
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
abarthloser.bsky.social
I haven't done any art in over a month. Had to abandon my GYWO goals. Learning a new job as a department of one during a hectic transition has left me completely drained.
But tonight I managed to pick up my crochet hook and do three rows. It's nice to make again
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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pikaole.bsky.social
Happy possum
Here are several happy Virginia opossums (Didelphis virginiana). Some are carrying babies on their backs. Fallen leaves surround them. The atmosphere is cozy and warm.
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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abarthloser.bsky.social
I've got ramen socks*!

*I dropped my cup ramen and it splashed onto my vented sneakers
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
abarthloser.bsky.social
I've got ramen socks*!

*I dropped my cup ramen and it splashed onto my vented sneakers
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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abarthloser.bsky.social
Chicken dinner came out bland? Problematic sage gap
sarahquaint.bsky.social sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social · 22d
Keep losing your body piercing jewelry?
Problematic gauge gap.
saavikford.bsky.social 🎄Saavik ‘Put Up More Lights’ Ford ⛄️ @saavikford.bsky.social · 22d
Forgot exactly where in the book you found the details you’ve cited?
Problematic page gap.
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
abarthloser.bsky.social
Chicken dinner came out bland? Problematic sage gap
sarahquaint.bsky.social sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social · 22d
Keep losing your body piercing jewelry?
Problematic gauge gap.
saavikford.bsky.social 🎄Saavik ‘Put Up More Lights’ Ford ⛄️ @saavikford.bsky.social · 22d
Forgot exactly where in the book you found the details you’ve cited?
Problematic page gap.
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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abarthloser.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
A picture of two U-Haul trucks and a trailer, but instead of the U-Haul logo everything says "UHHHHHHHHHH"
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
abarthloser.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
A picture of two U-Haul trucks and a trailer, but instead of the U-Haul logo everything says "UHHHHHHHHHH"
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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matthewdowsmith.bsky.social
One of the cruelest tricks society played on creative people was planting the idea that being proud of your work is somehow unseemly and egotistical.

You made a thing! You like it! You SHOULD be proud of it. Brag all you want!
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
abarthloser.bsky.social
This is some garbage officiating
#Rangers #nyr #nhl
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
abarthloser.bsky.social
Look, I love New York, but our hot dog game is weak as hell. Should have gotten someone from Chicago in on this one
youtu.be/6Tb5HDBEv48?...
13 Chefs From 13 Countries Make Hot Dogs | Epicurious
YouTube video by Epicurious
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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fistfulofcrits.bsky.social
"Some people don't want to pay money for art"
Okay well I don't want to pay £60 a month for gas, I guess it's ok if I go hose it out of someone else's car, right?
RIGHT?
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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downwithdan.bsky.social
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
hello! freg!
8 panel comic P1: A title panel; borderless. We see a highly stylised --and decidedly grompy looking-- frog sitting atop a lily pad. The overly exuberant title above them reads "Hello! FREG!" P2: A close up on Freg, as their mouth opens slightly, a look of realisation on their face. The text reads: "Oh! Freg has something to say!" P3 & 4: Back to the POV form the first panel, as Freg gradually hinges open their jaw impossibly wide, almost 180 degrees. P4: We dolly back, as an absolute ream of text spews forth from the open mouth. "Jumping no longer elicits the feeling of sheer joy in me like it did, once upon a time. However, jump I MUST, because what else can I do? You ask my, why, then, would I continue to jump? Dear reader, you may as well ask me the same of breathing." "To not jump is to admit defeat. To give up entirely." P6: We switch to a dramatic low angle, with a fish lens effect, as Freg stares up at the sky, which is filled with cotton candy clouds. P7: Freg --saying "I must away"-- "jumps" off the pad. I say "jumps" because Freg looks like they are simply being dragged by a computer mouse into the air. P8: We end on a borderless panel, far back from the lily pad. The only sign Freg existed are a few ripples in the water around the pad.
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM