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#FuckYolandaSaldivar

a masterclass in absurdity, with a splash of social satire and a pinch of existential dread. unexpectedly delightful and a little chaotic🥰 always with a typo (stutter)🤷🏾‍♀️
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listen…the way they would get sick of arresting me!!!

bet that comment section is ROCKING😭
January 3, 2026 at 6:40 AM
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And individualism.
We gave up so much community in the name of monetization and/or clout. 😞
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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From therapy to running and conversing with strangers, we asked experts what the basics are of starting anything new
How to start … anything: expert tips for trying something new
www.theguardian.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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Sharing space with other Black women, the vulnerability of the conversations, the vulnerability of showing up in need of care, the vulnerability of your appointment time sometimes being the only time someone does something for you - I saw so much magic in the salon as a kid/young woman.
I don’t necessarily miss being in the hair salon all day but I miss the sisterhood of being in a hair salon all day if that makes sense.

That was one of the few times as a kid you could listen to adult business. And then as you became an adult, the advice would be delightful.

I miss those days.
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 AM
about damn time!!
January 3, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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More of this please.
Watch how his tone changes after he sees this.

I bet he won’t call that black woman out her name no more.
January 3, 2026 at 4:35 AM
“I’ve put parental controls on CBS”

YES!!! do not allow CBS to “FOX news” yours. take control of that TV.
WHAT A FALL FROM GRACE!!!!

Edward R Murrow, Walter Cronkite, Dan Rather, Mike Wallace, Harry Reasoner Katie Couric, Connie Chung numerous others… I’ve put parental controls on CBS, my TV won’t air it nor will I see their advertisers.
January 3, 2026 at 4:31 AM
supersize me pt3
He not seeing 2027 🍔🍟🍕🌮🌯
January 3, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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“New Year, New Me”
a group of men are standing in a wrestling ring wearing shirts that say nwo life .
ALT: a group of men are standing in a wrestling ring wearing shirts that say nwo life .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 10:49 PM
and her ‘close circle‘ was filled with nothing but Black men🫩
Y’all remember when niggas was going crazy and getting out in blast for being thirst buckets for that bobble headed, AI-face head ass yt lady?! Lmao 😭😭

You know what I’m talking about! I wish I could find a picture!
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 AM
some of these quotes are HORRIFYING.
Have you ever been like "This is the worst thing I have ever watched. You have to watch it!!"?
January 3, 2026 at 4:04 AM
an indoor rainforest.
if you could have one absolutely ridiculous thing in your house, money is no issue, what would you add?
January 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Folks watched Rodney King get his shit CRACKED on live TV and saw the cops walk…

This was the first “win” black people got in the legal system on this scale.
Our old heads was wild, cuz why yall know he did it and was still happy he got away wit it?? 😭😭😭😭😭
January 3, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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Look, I will never get mad at a news outlet that decides to put its content behind a paywall, but you have to understand that some people simply aren't going to pay. They will click over and then click away and go about their business.
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 2:59 AM
wonder if we are ever gonna get ava’s ghostface story with redman… #abbott
January 3, 2026 at 2:59 AM
offset and his loose dick. stefon and his loose dick.
January 3, 2026 at 2:39 AM
SAME!!!! needed this reminder.
i need to wash my make up brushes tonight
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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Photographing the iridescent gorget of a male Anna’s #hummingbird, requires #GoodLight, with a low angle sun straight behind the photographer, and the bird should have raised it gorget feathers. I prefer a light overcast for the best colors. @robcrank68.bsky.social #BirdOfTheDay #birds #nature
January 2, 2026 at 11:33 AM
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is there a simple way to blur faces from a cell phone video?
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
lmaooooo
If 2025 was a tow truck…
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 AM
HATE ashley the teacher’s aid. she was so annoying and so unfunny. glad they wrote her off. also her face is too big.
January 3, 2026 at 1:11 AM
melissa telling her sister, “your roots are growing in” at one point was go time for white women.
January 3, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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Bluesky is the social media retirement home for some of us. I know it is for me. This my last app.
January 3, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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When you’re off, 2 weeks go by in 5 minutes. When you’re at work, 2 weeks take 5 months.
January 3, 2026 at 12:06 AM