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Adam Kessler
@adamkessler.bsky.social
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COYS, Deacs, DC sports, #dadlife, Buffalo, and (unfortunately) sometimes politics
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kleinman.bsky.social
Happy Friday to you guys
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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“I wonder how the World Cup draw going?” he thinks to himself. BBC Sport:
BBC Sport: “This has been a disaster for live text commentators who are hungry and were planning to order a pizza once the draw was over.”
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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The real lesson from today’s game is best said by the great Gordon Bombay #COYS #NEWTOT
Gordon Bombay World Cup Inspirational Speech
YouTube video by Kevin Lammi
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December 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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bmhughes.bsky.social
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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I love this idiot
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Leave milkshakes alone they aren’t involved in this!
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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scalzi.com
Wizened Millennials sneering at Gen Alpha: I told you the old ways are best

(Gen X, petting its moldering set of the 1983 World Book Encyclopedia: Soon. Soon.)
us.theconversation.com The Conversation U.S. @us.theconversation.com · 16d
Relying on ChatGPT to teach you about a topic leaves you with shallower knowledge than Googling and reading about it, according to new research that compared what more than 10,000 people knew after using one method or the other.

Shared by @gizmodo.com: buff.ly/yAAHtHq
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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keptsimple.bsky.social
both are important stories tbh
zackbornstein.bsky.social Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 22d
CNN: Trump in Epstein files
NBC: Trump in Epstein files
ABC: Trump in Epstein files
FOX:
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
adamkessler.bsky.social
If every single chicken in America were abducted by aliens overnight, but Canada was kind enough to give us a truck full of chickens to help the repopulation efforts, I can’t imagine it taking more than like 8 weeks to be back to where we started. Am I crazy for thinking that?
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24d
Peter Navarro: "We had an enormous egg and chicken crisis when we came in because of the great chicken slaughter by the Biden regime ... we're doing all sorts of great stuff to address the cattle and beef price crisis, but there's gonna be lags."
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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iain.coys.social
The only GPT I care about is

Getting
Plenty of joy from watching
Tottenham Hotspur Football Club
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I would rather send my physical birth certificate, driver’s license, and social security card to the Nigerian prince from the “Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd:…” emails of yesteryear. I feel like my data would actually be MORE secure.
November 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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rmac.bsky.social
when I think I do a good skeet
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Thank you for letting us have some fun today, @tottenhamhotspur.com!
November 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Is Frankball meant to be played with just 10 men? Pls invite me on your podcast to discuss! #COYS #TOTCPH
November 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Oh my god Micky 😳
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Lord I don’t ask for much, but please let my Spurs score a few more goals today and get to have a little fun out there. They deserve it and so do we 🙏🐓⚽️ #TOTCPH
November 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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cartilagefree.bsky.social
Current mood
Brennan staring weirdly through venitian blinds
November 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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No exaggeration or hyperbole: we didn’t think it was physically possible for a man his size to move like this,not even a decade ago.
awfulannouncing.bsky.social Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · Oct 23
Ryan Ruocco and Jay Bilas are convinced that Victor Wembanyama must be an alien.

Absolutely absurd stuff from Wemby in the Spurs-Mavericks game on ESPN. 🏀👽🎙️ #NBA
October 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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solomonmissouri.bsky.social
“I was a fool then but I’m not now”

GROWTH
whatahellofawaytodad.com Technical appreciator @whatahellofawaytodad.com · Oct 21
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough. VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing. https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/
October 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Has anyone seen Unai and Dracula in the same place?
October 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
zeldawilliams 20m From Create Mode •• Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, , just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross. And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.
October 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Well I, for one, am SHOCKED
October 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM