Eris Adderly ⧬ Octavia Hyde
@adderlyhyde.bsky.social
Dark Romance all day. Tentacles all night. 🔞
Author. Weirdo. Neurochaotic.
She/they 🩷💛💙
Author. Weirdo. Neurochaotic.
She/they 🩷💛💙
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Do you ever worry that if you stop performing optimally the people you love will hate you forever or are you a weird little freak with normal self esteem
July 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Do you ever worry that if you stop performing optimally the people you love will hate you forever or are you a weird little freak with normal self esteem
Reposted by Eris Adderly ⧬ Octavia Hyde
Trans artists, cover designers, editors, sensitivity readers, et al:
Drop a link/info below so people can commission you.
Cis authors, TTRPGers, et al:
Show your solidarity the way it counts: hire someone from this thread to work on your next book or character art.
Drop a link/info below so people can commission you.
Cis authors, TTRPGers, et al:
Show your solidarity the way it counts: hire someone from this thread to work on your next book or character art.
January 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Trans artists, cover designers, editors, sensitivity readers, et al:
Drop a link/info below so people can commission you.
Cis authors, TTRPGers, et al:
Show your solidarity the way it counts: hire someone from this thread to work on your next book or character art.
Drop a link/info below so people can commission you.
Cis authors, TTRPGers, et al:
Show your solidarity the way it counts: hire someone from this thread to work on your next book or character art.
Signing into your google account on a new device:
2 verification code texts
8 notifications on your phone
26 emails across 3 accounts
Your cats look anxious, like there's an earthquake coming.
The power flickers out.
What have you done.
☢️🚨WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.🚨☢️
2 verification code texts
8 notifications on your phone
26 emails across 3 accounts
Your cats look anxious, like there's an earthquake coming.
The power flickers out.
What have you done.
☢️🚨WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.🚨☢️
January 4, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Signing into your google account on a new device:
2 verification code texts
8 notifications on your phone
26 emails across 3 accounts
Your cats look anxious, like there's an earthquake coming.
The power flickers out.
What have you done.
☢️🚨WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.🚨☢️
2 verification code texts
8 notifications on your phone
26 emails across 3 accounts
Your cats look anxious, like there's an earthquake coming.
The power flickers out.
What have you done.
☢️🚨WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.🚨☢️
FREE book for all you dirty birdies who got a lump of coal this year. ~You know what you did~ 😈
🔥virgin priest
🔥ambitious demon
🔥the *wrong way* to use a confessional
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FREE on Amazon • Dec 25-29, 2024
🔥virgin priest
🔥ambitious demon
🔥the *wrong way* to use a confessional
books2read.com/flame2smoke
FREE on Amazon • Dec 25-29, 2024
December 27, 2024 at 9:15 PM
FREE book for all you dirty birdies who got a lump of coal this year. ~You know what you did~ 😈
🔥virgin priest
🔥ambitious demon
🔥the *wrong way* to use a confessional
books2read.com/flame2smoke
FREE on Amazon • Dec 25-29, 2024
🔥virgin priest
🔥ambitious demon
🔥the *wrong way* to use a confessional
books2read.com/flame2smoke
FREE on Amazon • Dec 25-29, 2024
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Links to all deals + excerpts & content guides here: books.bookfunnel.com/adderlydeals...
Pirates, immortals, demons … I've got your filthy reading needs covered. 😈
Through Dec 2, get all these ebooks at 40-80% off in the Amazon US/UK stores. Including a freebie!
Links to all deals + excerpts & content guides here: books.bookfunnel.com/adderlydeals...
November 30, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Six Smutty Stories—One Big Sale!
Pirates, immortals, demons … I've got your filthy reading needs covered. 😈
Through Dec 2, get all these ebooks at 40-80% off in the Amazon US/UK stores. Including a freebie!
Links to all deals + excerpts & content guides here: books.bookfunnel.com/adderlydeals...
Pirates, immortals, demons … I've got your filthy reading needs covered. 😈
Through Dec 2, get all these ebooks at 40-80% off in the Amazon US/UK stores. Including a freebie!
Links to all deals + excerpts & content guides here: books.bookfunnel.com/adderlydeals...
I'm sad the plural of 'mongoose' is not 'mongeese.'
I know why it isn't, but I still think we're missing out on an opportunity here.
I know why it isn't, but I still think we're missing out on an opportunity here.
November 30, 2024 at 6:07 PM
I'm sad the plural of 'mongoose' is not 'mongeese.'
I know why it isn't, but I still think we're missing out on an opportunity here.
I know why it isn't, but I still think we're missing out on an opportunity here.
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Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.
November 26, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.
Emerging scholarly research suggests the Elizabethans were more flexible than previously assumed.
August 24, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Emerging scholarly research suggests the Elizabethans were more flexible than previously assumed.
𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗦-𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗦 𝗔𝗨𝗗𝗜𝗢𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝗜𝗦 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘!
William James Marshall is ready to repeat every single one of those HR violations right into your headphones. 😈 Get some:
Amazon, Apple Books, Audible:
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🔥AND: Ebook on SALE thru May 5! Amazon US & UK stores
William James Marshall is ready to repeat every single one of those HR violations right into your headphones. 😈 Get some:
Amazon, Apple Books, Audible:
books2read.com/bass-ackwards
🔥AND: Ebook on SALE thru May 5! Amazon US & UK stores
May 4, 2024 at 8:08 PM
𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗦-𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗦 𝗔𝗨𝗗𝗜𝗢𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝗜𝗦 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘!
William James Marshall is ready to repeat every single one of those HR violations right into your headphones. 😈 Get some:
Amazon, Apple Books, Audible:
books2read.com/bass-ackwards
🔥AND: Ebook on SALE thru May 5! Amazon US & UK stores
William James Marshall is ready to repeat every single one of those HR violations right into your headphones. 😈 Get some:
Amazon, Apple Books, Audible:
books2read.com/bass-ackwards
🔥AND: Ebook on SALE thru May 5! Amazon US & UK stores
Me: drinks 3 oz. of water; pees 59 times over a 4 hour period
My husband: drinks 55 gallon drum of water; might pee tomorrow—jury's still out
My husband: drinks 55 gallon drum of water; might pee tomorrow—jury's still out
February 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Me: drinks 3 oz. of water; pees 59 times over a 4 hour period
My husband: drinks 55 gallon drum of water; might pee tomorrow—jury's still out
My husband: drinks 55 gallon drum of water; might pee tomorrow—jury's still out
Found a way to fill up all those unused notebooks lying around: just start writing down all the impulsive "good ideas" I have all day long that I either get distracted from doing or talk myself out of to avoid rabbit holes. 😅🙄
#ADHDLife
#ADHDLife
February 9, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Found a way to fill up all those unused notebooks lying around: just start writing down all the impulsive "good ideas" I have all day long that I either get distracted from doing or talk myself out of to avoid rabbit holes. 😅🙄
#ADHDLife
#ADHDLife
“I agree with people having the right to own a business if it’s not illegal or amoral … But when you’re harming a group of people, there needs to be some type of remedy.”
They're *this* close to getting it. 😏
time.com/6590155/bitc...
They're *this* close to getting it. 😏
time.com/6590155/bitc...
A Texas Town's Misery Underscores the Impact of Bitcoin Mines
Residents of Granbury, Texas are complaining of health issues and windows rattling from the constant hum of a Bitcoin mining facility.
time.com
February 7, 2024 at 6:19 PM
“I agree with people having the right to own a business if it’s not illegal or amoral … But when you’re harming a group of people, there needs to be some type of remedy.”
They're *this* close to getting it. 😏
time.com/6590155/bitc...
They're *this* close to getting it. 😏
time.com/6590155/bitc...
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when someone notices your copy of 'gay t-rex law firm: executive boner'
February 6, 2024 at 3:36 PM
when someone notices your copy of 'gay t-rex law firm: executive boner'
Oracle: One day, you will be the most renowned copper merchant in all the world!
Ea Nāṣir: 🤩✨
[later, on his deathbed, shaking fist]: Damn you, discount oracle!
[4000 years later, showing up at a séance]: SONOFA—ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME?!
#EaNasir #HistoricalMemes
Ea Nāṣir: 🤩✨
[later, on his deathbed, shaking fist]: Damn you, discount oracle!
[4000 years later, showing up at a séance]: SONOFA—ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME?!
#EaNasir #HistoricalMemes
December 10, 2023 at 11:35 PM
Oracle: One day, you will be the most renowned copper merchant in all the world!
Ea Nāṣir: 🤩✨
[later, on his deathbed, shaking fist]: Damn you, discount oracle!
[4000 years later, showing up at a séance]: SONOFA—ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME?!
#EaNasir #HistoricalMemes
Ea Nāṣir: 🤩✨
[later, on his deathbed, shaking fist]: Damn you, discount oracle!
[4000 years later, showing up at a séance]: SONOFA—ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME?!
#EaNasir #HistoricalMemes
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ME: [realizing I was about to say something really weird that would make everyone I know in person uncomfortable] Well, I just thought of a post idea
November 19, 2023 at 1:45 AM
ME: [realizing I was about to say something really weird that would make everyone I know in person uncomfortable] Well, I just thought of a post idea
Reposted by Eris Adderly ⧬ Octavia Hyde
i'm sorry to say this but if you send me a tiktok of a person telling a story into the camera for 3 minutes i'm not fucking watching it. just in general ever. people need to start typing things up again because i can read so much faster than you can talk and i'm not wasting my precious time on this
November 11, 2023 at 6:49 AM
i'm sorry to say this but if you send me a tiktok of a person telling a story into the camera for 3 minutes i'm not fucking watching it. just in general ever. people need to start typing things up again because i can read so much faster than you can talk and i'm not wasting my precious time on this
Yessssssss I can see the little cells flying past behind my eyelids!
I get sad when there's no one around who'll appreciate this glory and I can't share my satisfaction with anyone else.
I get sad when there's no one around who'll appreciate this glory and I can't share my satisfaction with anyone else.
that satisfying feeling where you get an Excel formula right and click and drag it down for 1000+ data points and everything fills in automatically and it makes your graph at the same time and fills in the tables on the other pages with the right data 🧪🌾
November 19, 2023 at 2:57 AM
Yessssssss I can see the little cells flying past behind my eyelids!
I get sad when there's no one around who'll appreciate this glory and I can't share my satisfaction with anyone else.
I get sad when there's no one around who'll appreciate this glory and I can't share my satisfaction with anyone else.
Writers out here doing #NaNoWriMo … I've passed 50K words a month 1 time in 10 yrs: this Spring tryna meet a deadline.
I did nothing but write for 12+ hrs/day, F'd up my back sitting too long, & nearly wrecked my marriage.
IDK how y'all are managing this pace. I assume time travel.
#author
I did nothing but write for 12+ hrs/day, F'd up my back sitting too long, & nearly wrecked my marriage.
IDK how y'all are managing this pace. I assume time travel.
#author
November 18, 2023 at 6:36 PM
Writers out here doing #NaNoWriMo … I've passed 50K words a month 1 time in 10 yrs: this Spring tryna meet a deadline.
I did nothing but write for 12+ hrs/day, F'd up my back sitting too long, & nearly wrecked my marriage.
IDK how y'all are managing this pace. I assume time travel.
#author
I did nothing but write for 12+ hrs/day, F'd up my back sitting too long, & nearly wrecked my marriage.
IDK how y'all are managing this pace. I assume time travel.
#author
Did we learn nothing from the 90s?
I live in the sticks and don't get out much, so my occasional visits to metro areas with actual shopping are always full of entertainment.
I knew bodysuits had tried to come back a couple years ago, but I hadn't realized we'd allowed them to stay. 🤦♀️
I live in the sticks and don't get out much, so my occasional visits to metro areas with actual shopping are always full of entertainment.
I knew bodysuits had tried to come back a couple years ago, but I hadn't realized we'd allowed them to stay. 🤦♀️
November 18, 2023 at 6:14 PM
Did we learn nothing from the 90s?
I live in the sticks and don't get out much, so my occasional visits to metro areas with actual shopping are always full of entertainment.
I knew bodysuits had tried to come back a couple years ago, but I hadn't realized we'd allowed them to stay. 🤦♀️
I live in the sticks and don't get out much, so my occasional visits to metro areas with actual shopping are always full of entertainment.
I knew bodysuits had tried to come back a couple years ago, but I hadn't realized we'd allowed them to stay. 🤦♀️