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Thomas Earwing’s Arowana
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Scalded by negative reviews for their first "Hanukkah" movie ("Who Is the Secret Jew Among Us at Christmas?"), Hallmark responded by making a movie that is the MOST Jewish. Naturally, @davidjroth.bsky.social and I made @mauraquint.bsky.social, @ugarles.bsky.social and @andylevy.net watch it with us.
A magical matchmaker who looks like Lady Moff Tarkin brings together coastal deli dynasties with the help of Lisa Loeb and a doorman so two cloned Bubbes can fight over potatoes in an almost anthropologically Jewish Hallmark movie.
Amazon: bit.ly/480oiTH
Apple: bit.ly/43kg7ix
Spotify: bit.ly/498NkkM
141 - The Great Yiddish Bake Off
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November 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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X-MEN MUTANT APOCALYPSE
October 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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October 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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FINAL FIGHT
October 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Oxo good grips broadsword
October 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS THE TALISMAN OF FATE
October 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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September 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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ALIEN 3
September 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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VIRTUAL BART
September 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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whenever i gotta bring home stuff from the lab and its raining my butthole is so clenched sorcerer style
September 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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LE ROI LION
September 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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in 4th grade i designed a transformer named blowjob, i think it had a big fan or something
September 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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NINJA GAIDEN TRILOGY
September 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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THE DUEL TEST DRIVE II
September 19, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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THE LUCKY DIME CAPER STARRING DONALD DUCK
September 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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世界の車窓から
September 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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September 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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all platforms funded by VCs are fundamentally politically regressive by nature so really the answer is offline
Where to next?
September 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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September 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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(meeting someone’s baby) oh he probably smells my baby
September 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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It’s a cat silently judging you in the nighttime
August 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM