@adumbgreyham.bsky.social
Just here to read some things that are funny and distracting
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Here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.
January 18, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.
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In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.
Well, #corriedale has been terrible so far, but at least Steve thinking he saw Vikram, and Becky's bad coat have brightened it up
January 5, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Well, #corriedale has been terrible so far, but at least Steve thinking he saw Vikram, and Becky's bad coat have brightened it up
Didn't Phelan already kill one of the people in that car crash? #corriedale
January 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Didn't Phelan already kill one of the people in that car crash? #corriedale
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Garden Centre Customer Service Desk.
Assistant: “Good morning madam, how can I help?”
Mariah Carey: “I’d like to return this yew please. I have a gift receipt”
Assistant: “Good morning madam, how can I help?”
Mariah Carey: “I’d like to return this yew please. I have a gift receipt”
December 30, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Garden Centre Customer Service Desk.
Assistant: “Good morning madam, how can I help?”
Mariah Carey: “I’d like to return this yew please. I have a gift receipt”
Assistant: “Good morning madam, how can I help?”
Mariah Carey: “I’d like to return this yew please. I have a gift receipt”
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Word of the day, should you be feeling a little huffish, is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a love of solitude and the desire to be away from other people.
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Word of the day, should you be feeling a little huffish, is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a love of solitude and the desire to be away from other people.
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New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
September 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
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Shot to the heart, and you're to blame,
You give l'ouef a bad name
You give l'ouef a bad name
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Shot to the heart, and you're to blame,
You give l'ouef a bad name
You give l'ouef a bad name
Jesus Crust
a touching tribute to our saviour, the lord jesus crust
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Jesus Crust
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Says everything about the British monarchy that they only strip Andrew of his titles and admit Virginia Guiffre was telling the truth when the poor woman is dead. Britain's most rotten institution, always was, always will be.
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Says everything about the British monarchy that they only strip Andrew of his titles and admit Virginia Guiffre was telling the truth when the poor woman is dead. Britain's most rotten institution, always was, always will be.
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Subtle 🤣
October 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Subtle 🤣
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Phoning someone is so selfish. You're basically saying, drop absolutely everything you're doing right now to talk to me.
October 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Phoning someone is so selfish. You're basically saying, drop absolutely everything you're doing right now to talk to me.
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A staycation is spending your holiday in your own home and visiting places. A vacation is staying away from home even if it is in the same country. I will die on this hill.
October 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
A staycation is spending your holiday in your own home and visiting places. A vacation is staying away from home even if it is in the same country. I will die on this hill.
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Covid was a wasted opportunity. During lockdown the climate of earth drastically improved, outdated work practices were uprooted & people had time for their own lives. It's a shame none of that continued.
October 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Covid was a wasted opportunity. During lockdown the climate of earth drastically improved, outdated work practices were uprooted & people had time for their own lives. It's a shame none of that continued.
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Single file queues in pubs should be made illegal.
October 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Single file queues in pubs should be made illegal.
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I think he means Brexit was worth it even though it made OTHER people poorer. Twat.
September 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I think he means Brexit was worth it even though it made OTHER people poorer. Twat.
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Anyone who complains about working from home because they don't get enough human interaction should get a hobby rather than making the rest of us suffer for their lack of social life. Go do morris dancing or something.
September 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Anyone who complains about working from home because they don't get enough human interaction should get a hobby rather than making the rest of us suffer for their lack of social life. Go do morris dancing or something.
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Not far right, just the silent majority of ordinary people, who happen to enjoy getting pissed and attacking the police.
September 14, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Not far right, just the silent majority of ordinary people, who happen to enjoy getting pissed and attacking the police.
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"I said they are just ordinary people with legitimate concerns, peacefully protesting. What did I say Roy?"
"You said they're a bunch of far right racist twats"
"You said they're a bunch of far right racist twats"
September 14, 2025 at 7:47 AM
"I said they are just ordinary people with legitimate concerns, peacefully protesting. What did I say Roy?"
"You said they're a bunch of far right racist twats"
"You said they're a bunch of far right racist twats"
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Without a well resourced and skilled Civil Service the country would descend into anarchy within a fortnight, sure it can always do things better but this myth that politicians pedal that you can massively cut it and still get everything done is just a lie.
September 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Without a well resourced and skilled Civil Service the country would descend into anarchy within a fortnight, sure it can always do things better but this myth that politicians pedal that you can massively cut it and still get everything done is just a lie.
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Susan is claiming to have excelled at Eirini Rising. #WhatsSusanDoing #ClaimingToHaveExcelledAtEiriniRising #YesItsReallyBeenExcellentlyManagedRightFromTheStart #NoProblemsAtAll #WellDoneToadForKeepingAStraightFace #Neighbours
September 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Susan is claiming to have excelled at Eirini Rising. #WhatsSusanDoing #ClaimingToHaveExcelledAtEiriniRising #YesItsReallyBeenExcellentlyManagedRightFromTheStart #NoProblemsAtAll #WellDoneToadForKeepingAStraightFace #Neighbours