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afternoonboi.bsky.social
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@afternoonboi.bsky.social
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Using a hooked implement to pull my brains out through my nose in bite-sized portions.
(He/Him)
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garrot.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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claasgefroi.bsky.social
"Es ist der grundlegende Unterschied zwischen totalitären und allen anderen tyrannischen Herrschaftsformen, daß Terror nicht nur und nicht einmal primär zur Einschüchterung und Liquidierung von Gegnern benutzt wird, sondern ein permanentes Herrschaftsinstrument ist, mit dem absolut gehorsame 1/2
December 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen is pointing at you and saying "I'll PROVE to you that Santa ISN'T REAL," with a smug/mischievous expression. Panel 2: Shen has written a letter and is holding an envelope to put it in. The letter says "Dear Santa, for this christmas all I want is an ASSKICKING." Shen says "Heh." looking at it. Panel 3: Shen is sleeping peacefully in his house with the door closed behind him. He's got a generic landscape painting hanging on the wall. Panel 4: The door behind him pops open, with Saint Nick himself now standing in the doorway in a wide stance, and a few snowflakes flying in. Shen's eyes likewise pop open.
December 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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fakehistoryhunter.net
Whatever next!!
December 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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ssephyr.bsky.social
an attempt at a zaahen redesign
#zaahen #leagueoflegends
December 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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mahendra.bsky.social
Try your luck with the duck.
#FiresignTheatre
Dope-smoking medieval weirdos pay homage to Our Lady of the Canards. Done for the Firesign Theatre's Magic Mushroom Plays. Get it here: https://firesigntheatre.com/store/firesign-theatre-the-firesign-theatre-live-at-the-magic-mushroom-paperback-book-dvd-rom-disc
December 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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sardonicus.eu
'Dennis and Phillip Troman with their pet Jackdaw seen here at bath time'
Bela Zola , 1952
two young kids in a bath, one has a birb on his head. If I say its a crow someone will go 'well actually...' earning themselves a block. Its a bird and I'll leave it at that, if any of you want to add context remove me from any postings as I don't care.
December 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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comicnerdsam.bsky.social
The dissonance in 2000s comics is so funny. You have writers trying to be Good and make their female characters have actual drama and development and then in walks John McMasturbator to draw them only as jerk off material
December 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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elivalley.bsky.social
"My daughter opposes genocide and also sexual abuse. Where did I go wrong?"
"The Free Press" tweet: Jewish parents are “shocked,” “confused,” and “upset” by their children’s radical politics. They wondered if they should have parented differently. Did their children get enough Jewish education? Were they brainwashed by their elite private schools? Where did they go wrong? “Maybe I failed in the sense that the kids didn’t go to Israel enough,” a 63-year-old physician in Greenpoint, Brooklyn, told me. He said his daughter, a civil rights attorney, holds anti-Zionist views and refused to vote for former New York governor Andrew Cuomo due to his alleged sexual harassment. “It would’ve been better if they went more, just to see the lies they’re being told.” Read the full piece by @Olivia_Reingold here: With pic of some person and the text "The Jewish Parents Who Raised Mamdani Voters by Olivia Reingold"
December 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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rbb24.de
Er war Regisseur, Autor und setzte sich für queere Rechte ein - Rosa von Praunheim ist im Alter von 83 Jahren in Berlin gestorben. Das bestätigte eine Person aus dem engsten Freundeskreis dem rbb. Erst vor wenigen Tagen hatte von Praunheim seinen Lebensgefährten geheiratet. rbburl.de/vonpraunheimtot
Der Filmemacher Rosa von Praunheim steht vor dunklem, farbig beleuchtetem Hintergrund und blickt in die Kamera. Er trägt einen auffälligen, bunt gemusterten Mantel und einen hohen Zylinderhut mit gleichem Muster. In der linken Hand hält er eine orangefarbene Helikonienblüte. Über dem Bild steht in weißen Großbuchstaben: „Berliner Filmemacher – Rosa von Praunheim ist tot“. Das Logo von rbb24 ist unten links eingeblendet. Bildquelle unten rechts: „Bild: IMAGO / Future Image“.
December 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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mothcub.bsky.social
A fellow of infinite jest btw
A girl looks down at a skull on the ground. Text reads: "alas, poor Yorick... I knew his ass".
December 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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kyndall-221b.bsky.social
Sherlock Holmes peeps! I am researching for a presentation on the Phenomenon and Lasting Impact of BBC's Sherlock. I would be grateful if you could fill out my short(ish), anonymous survey on the topic. Please re-post and share!
form.jotform.com/253446990581...
#sherlock #sherlockholmes
December 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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alabasterffxiv.bsky.social
i have many many oomfs who can assemble for this one
kyndall-221b.bsky.social Kyndall (aka CumberCurlyGirl) @kyndall-221b.bsky.social · 14d
Sherlock Holmes peeps! I am researching for a presentation on the Phenomenon and Lasting Impact of BBC's Sherlock. I would be grateful if you could fill out my short(ish), anonymous survey on the topic. Please re-post and share!
form.jotform.com/253446990581...
#sherlock #sherlockholmes
December 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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thefeychild.bsky.social
🍄🍄 The myconid seductress 🍄🍄
#dicefunk
December 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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acabylonbee.bsky.social
this is like the big bad wolf tweeting that the brick house should be abolished so that sovereignty can be returned to individual piggies
tweet from elon "the eu should be abolished and sovereignty returned to individual countries, so that governments can better represent their people"
December 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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jjvincent.bsky.social
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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rysiutokwiat.bsky.social
My fire genasi monk girl rubin
#dnd
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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popeofchilitown.bsky.social
I will never vote for this man in a general election. If you vote for him in a primary whatever happens is on you.
December 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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gruselzirkus.bsky.social
. the chariot .
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Very inspired by @gorangligovic.bsky.social emerald green mercenaries #artsky #illustration #tarot
The Chariot tarot card. The driver is fully clad in green armour and holding a glaive, almost resembling an iron maiden. A burning city engulfed in green flame is behind her. Two sphynxes are sitting in front being held on a leash.
February 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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shaunvids.bsky.social
racists roll their eyes at this, they're not happy with any message short of 'send them all back' & they don't trust labour trying to pander to them. people who aren't racist recognise this as divisive patronising nonsense. labour's approval rating is 12% and i'm surprised it is that high
jonkingh.bsky.social Jonathan Kingham @jonkingh.bsky.social · 21d
This is so disgusting.
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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sardonicus.eu
Enjoy The Bible in Filthy English The vigorous, expressive language of The Bible in Filthy English has titillated many. "I can forget l'm reading and just groove alongside the characters," one reader writes. "Gutenberg would be proud of this one," writes another. "This is exactly what we need to convert the Engineers!' writes the Rev. Mr. G. READ: What Jesus really said to the money-changers! LEARN: Why Adam and Eve were really expelled from the Garden of Eden! DISCOVER: What Delialah really cut off that destroyed Samon's strength! FIND OUT: What Noah really did on his ark! Complete and full-colour glossy pictures in graphic detail!
December 3, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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claasgefroi.bsky.social
Was Francesco S. Garita sagt:
Der Weg des Faschismus führt nicht aus dem Nichts in die Mitte. Er geht durch das konservative Vorzimmer, über jene, die glauben, man könne mit der extremen Rechten taktisch spielen und bleibe dabei sauber. Auch wenn die Aktion überspitzt wirkt, sie hat ihre Berechtigung. Sie zwingt die CDU, sich an den eigenen ermordeten Mann zu erinnern, während Teile der Partei mit AfD Flirts und bürgerlichen Koalitionsfantasien liebäugeln. Und bevor mir jemand mit geschmacklos kommt: Geschmacklos ist, dass die Partei jahrelang zu wenig gegen rechtsextreme Tendenzen in den eigenen Reihen und in der politischen Mitte unternommen hat und immer wieder Bereitschaft zeigt, den Schulterschluss mit der AfD zu suchen. Genau das wirft das Mahnmal der CDU vor, ihre politische Verantwortungslosigkeit und ihr Versagen im Kampf gegen Rechts. Dieses Denkmal ist ein Spiegel, der zeigt, wie porös die viel beschworene Brandmauer nach rechts geworden ist. Danke an alle, die nicht müde werden, an Walter Lübcke zu erinnern.
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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benfleuter.bsky.social
Cyborg Girl
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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yigitcakar.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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ravenlynclemens.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM