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Kyle 🕊️
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It me.
He/Him | Bi/Pan
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Keir Starmer was the model for centrists and popularists who insisted that moving right on issues, especially immigration, is how you win at politics.

Wonder if there will ever be any self-reflection here! Ah well nevertheless
December 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Too many of us are asking the wrong question about the Trump-Epstein saga. We keep asking if there is a smoking gun. Instead, we should be asking why so many people in power have done nothing about where smoke has been pouring from for years.
December 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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for those who may be unfamiliar, this type of shirt is supposed to be worn with dress studs and some type of waist covering, such as a cummerbund or formal waistcoat (which is cut lower than a business vest). this way, your dress studs show but the bottom button does not.
December 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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🧵 Our mutual aid hub has been a HUGE draw for our immense volunteer base, many of whom have never wanted to be involved politics before now.

This model isn’t just about the immediate impacts: It’s about showing our values, building a community, and reaching voters — without selling our soul!
Turning campaigns into mutual aid hubs isn’t good for campaigns or mutual aid! Your campaign manager should be entirely too busy to schlep around 5600 tampons!
December 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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You’re average Republican: Try that in a small town!

The small town:
December 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
And Jason Todd, who did NOT die
December 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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and kevin mcallister, who did NOT die
December 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I hope every one of you has a blessed and merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Caput apri defero
Reddens laudes Domino!
December 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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It is crazy that large swaths of news media still argue that Democrats are thr ones with an online constituency problem when its exceedingly clear that several ppl in this admin, but Vance in particular, is only interested in playing to a very narrow slice of extremists who exist primarily online.
Behold the Vice President of the United States “refusing to take sides.“
December 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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One explanation for Bari killing the story is that she did so as a public act of fealty to the administration. But another is that, as an inexperienced journalist, she doesn’t understand that a refusal to go on the record is a kind of comment in and of itself
December 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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making some hot dr. miser with ice slizer
December 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Reading @metallicaisrad.bsky.social's new book about Guitar Hero and Rock Band and apparently the games "doubled the world's need for drumsticks"
December 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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it's extremely strange to me that there was like, a six-ish year period where acceptance of trans people happened extremely rapidly and access to care expanded and now it's being pulled back even faster
December 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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The ragebaiting anger tourists are complaining over on Twitter that people are blocking them too much and reducing their reach. Amazing.
December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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The death cult running America cares about the lives of trans as much as it cares about the lives of the rest of us -- not at all.
I’m at HHS headquarters where RFK Jr. is announcing new restrictions on gender-affirming care for minors by spouting pseudoscience and political misinformation that goes against every major medical association.
December 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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The creation of a penis costs $150,000 each. It costs $400,000 if you want to add testicles
December 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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(Whisper.) "Are vaccines bourgeois?"
December 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Hey. You’re funny. I like you. We should be friends and never hang out but send memes
November 25, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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*Brings a first aid kit to a knife fight
December 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM