Ceolsey ☮️🌊🌸
@agirlnamekelsey.bsky.social
Here for the snacks.
Pinned
Dude, thats a hitler.
Canada, you have until friday night to invade us. After that, the pizza is free.
January 6, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Canada, you have until friday night to invade us. After that, the pizza is free.
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Brazil - Bolsonaro leads coup, arrested the next day, tried, convicted, imprisoned
South Korea - Yoon Suk Yeol leads coup, impeached 10 days later, arrested a month after that, currently on trial for insurrection
United States - Trump leads coup, gets away with it, seizes power
South Korea - Yoon Suk Yeol leads coup, impeached 10 days later, arrested a month after that, currently on trial for insurrection
United States - Trump leads coup, gets away with it, seizes power
January 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Brazil - Bolsonaro leads coup, arrested the next day, tried, convicted, imprisoned
South Korea - Yoon Suk Yeol leads coup, impeached 10 days later, arrested a month after that, currently on trial for insurrection
United States - Trump leads coup, gets away with it, seizes power
South Korea - Yoon Suk Yeol leads coup, impeached 10 days later, arrested a month after that, currently on trial for insurrection
United States - Trump leads coup, gets away with it, seizes power
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This message hits hard.
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This message hits hard.
A Lord of the rings cover band called Steely Baggins.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Smashing Lumpkin 🐴
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
December 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A Lord of the rings cover band called Steely Baggins.
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So now we're stealing Venezuelan oil.
This is so embarrassing
This is so embarrassing
December 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
So now we're stealing Venezuelan oil.
This is so embarrassing
This is so embarrassing
Watching The Substance for the second time and i just realized something...
This is basically the art version of a little Red Dwarf episode called Bodyswap (Season 3 Episode 4)
Dont believe me? Watch it for yourself.
This is basically the art version of a little Red Dwarf episode called Bodyswap (Season 3 Episode 4)
Dont believe me? Watch it for yourself.
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Watching The Substance for the second time and i just realized something...
This is basically the art version of a little Red Dwarf episode called Bodyswap (Season 3 Episode 4)
Dont believe me? Watch it for yourself.
This is basically the art version of a little Red Dwarf episode called Bodyswap (Season 3 Episode 4)
Dont believe me? Watch it for yourself.
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What will it take for regular people to understand that if they refuse to stand up against fascism they will not be spared? Fascism is a serial killer with no restrictions on who it targets.
October 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
What will it take for regular people to understand that if they refuse to stand up against fascism they will not be spared? Fascism is a serial killer with no restrictions on who it targets.
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Release the jobs report. And while you’re at it, release the Epstein files.
October 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Release the jobs report. And while you’re at it, release the Epstein files.
Hegseth is pissed he wasn't allowed to use XTC'S 'Generals & Majors' as his walk out music.
September 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Hegseth is pissed he wasn't allowed to use XTC'S 'Generals & Majors' as his walk out music.
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I know things are bad right now but this just gives me an excuse to post Family Guy FCC song
September 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I know things are bad right now but this just gives me an excuse to post Family Guy FCC song
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Colbert-Kimmel 2028: You can’t shut us up
September 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Colbert-Kimmel 2028: You can’t shut us up
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Pro tip to Laura Loomer who deleted this: The Internet is written in indelible ink.
September 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Pro tip to Laura Loomer who deleted this: The Internet is written in indelible ink.
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(Jerry Lewis voice): GROYPERS
September 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
(Jerry Lewis voice): GROYPERS
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Anyway, don’t be a shit while alive so people don’t celebrate your death.
Also if someone shitty dies, you don’t have to pretend they weren’t shitty.
Also gun control laws do keep bad things from happening funnily enough!
Also don’t post people dying on social media
Also if someone shitty dies, you don’t have to pretend they weren’t shitty.
Also gun control laws do keep bad things from happening funnily enough!
Also don’t post people dying on social media
September 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Anyway, don’t be a shit while alive so people don’t celebrate your death.
Also if someone shitty dies, you don’t have to pretend they weren’t shitty.
Also gun control laws do keep bad things from happening funnily enough!
Also don’t post people dying on social media
Also if someone shitty dies, you don’t have to pretend they weren’t shitty.
Also gun control laws do keep bad things from happening funnily enough!
Also don’t post people dying on social media
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For everyone saying political violence has no place in this country…
Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year.
And America shrugged and moved on.
Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year.
And America shrugged and moved on.
September 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
For everyone saying political violence has no place in this country…
Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year.
And America shrugged and moved on.
Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year.
And America shrugged and moved on.
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I threw the sandwich
but I did not kill the deputy
but I did not kill the deputy
August 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I threw the sandwich
but I did not kill the deputy
but I did not kill the deputy
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get a library card get a library card get a library card get a library card get a LIBRARY CARD
August 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
get a library card get a library card get a library card get a library card get a LIBRARY CARD
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I am grateful for simple things. Just put clean sheets on the bed and I am done for the day. Hope you have a good night folks. See you tomorrow.
August 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I am grateful for simple things. Just put clean sheets on the bed and I am done for the day. Hope you have a good night folks. See you tomorrow.
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Read the BANNED BOOKS first....
August 20, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Read the BANNED BOOKS first....
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August
August 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August
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Pretty soon all economic and jobs data released by the federal government will be handwritten with a black Sharpie
August 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Pretty soon all economic and jobs data released by the federal government will be handwritten with a black Sharpie