Emily
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Emily
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One of my most deeply held beliefs is Santa should not use "tech."
December 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Hey, I'm launching a Patreon! You may have heard that it's just a little bit hard to make a living as a writer these days, so if you like my culture writing, please consider subscribing 🖤

My first essay, live now and free to all, is on Elem Klimov's Come and See www.patreon.com/posts/143805...
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December 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Honestly,
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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“They know me here”
January 21, 2024 at 2:05 AM
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Love to see the Sedgwick County Zoo putting out a good explainer on why GenAI slop videos of animals are a problem & how to identify them! It’s succinct, easy to read, and doesn’t shame people for not knowing better. A+ useful link to share with family and friends.

scz.org/blog/the-rea...
The Reality of AI Animal Content – Sedgwick County Zoo
If you spend any time on social media, you’ve probably seen them – bears bouncing on trampolines, apes caught on doorbell cameras, or “rescued” wild animals acting in ways that seem too good to be…
scz.org
December 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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The Straw Hats board Shank's ship and find an eternal pose to Little Saint James
December 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If they don’t cast bald, eyebrow-less Steve-O as Patches in the Elden Ring movie I’m going to be so mad
December 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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It was unsafe to meddle with the corpses and ghosts of these creatures.
December 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
December 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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mas é óbvio que ele iria se arriscar pra ir tirar um cochilo no melhor lugar
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My building put a bunch of Wonder food hall menus on my floor, fuck that shit
December 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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"Old and true. And sturdy. One of the best [gaming] tools ever built. We've grown reliant on Imperial tech, and we've made ourselves vulnerable. There's a growing list of things we've known and forgotten, things they've pushed us to forget. Things like freedom."
December 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Thanks Bruce
December 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Our modern subscription hellhole is aggressively anti-ownership and the kids know it
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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zechs: with one act of violence i will bring about a peaceful age
treize: with this beautiful act of violence i will bring about a peaceful age
heero: as i shoulder the violence of the gundam i will bring about relena’s peaceful age
wu fei: i am going to join the hitler youth
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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love to be reminded that unlike most gundams which are about broad ideological conflict gundam wing is about factions clashing which all have the exact same ideology and the exact same plan and simply haven’t told each other
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Feel good movie of the year
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
My pumpkin bread turned out pretty damn good if I do say so myself
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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"Hey Faye, you want dinner?"
[Bruce loudly from the other room] "No *I* want dinner!"
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.

Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.

A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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I think about this one pretty much every afternoon
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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CEOs, legacy media reporters, Supreme Court justices: All Hail President Pedophile, our rightful sovereign, embodiment of the volk

Normal people: Nazis Fuck Off
In South Minneapolis, Minnesota, nearly two dozen neighbors confronted and surrounded ICE goons after rapid-response alerts were issued. The goons were questioning an East African man when the situation escalated, and they eventually left the area without making any arrests.
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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tis the season
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM