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Trump's Davos speech was the act of a madman and that is the only sensible manner in which it should have been covered iandunt.substack.com/p/breaking-t...
January 23, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Trump's Davos speech was the act of a madman and that is the only sensible manner in which it should have been covered iandunt.substack.com/p/breaking-t...
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folks, this is some really weird shit. the president is not well.
January 20, 2026 at 7:01 PM
folks, this is some really weird shit. the president is not well.
In the world of Alan Turing, if it walked like a duck, and quacked like a duck then we should assume it’s a duck.
In this age of AI, if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck then …. Well let’s not jump to any conclusions here…
In this age of AI, if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck then …. Well let’s not jump to any conclusions here…
January 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
In the world of Alan Turing, if it walked like a duck, and quacked like a duck then we should assume it’s a duck.
In this age of AI, if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck then …. Well let’s not jump to any conclusions here…
In this age of AI, if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck then …. Well let’s not jump to any conclusions here…
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Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
“Vest, pants and socks on toes
Socks on toes,
Vest, pants and socks on toes.
If I could dress myself this way each day,
I’d stand more chance of getting laid.
Getting laid”
Socks on toes,
Vest, pants and socks on toes.
If I could dress myself this way each day,
I’d stand more chance of getting laid.
Getting laid”
January 1, 2026 at 1:34 PM
“Vest, pants and socks on toes
Socks on toes,
Vest, pants and socks on toes.
If I could dress myself this way each day,
I’d stand more chance of getting laid.
Getting laid”
Socks on toes,
Vest, pants and socks on toes.
If I could dress myself this way each day,
I’d stand more chance of getting laid.
Getting laid”
I was walking down a supermarket aisle when I met a little old lady trying to reach the top shelf. I offered to help, and she gratefully accepted. So I bent down cupped my hands and said “ok - up you go”
She called me an arse.
(I did get what she was after though)
She called me an arse.
(I did get what she was after though)
Please quote this with stories of your minor interactions with non-celebrities, e.g. “I once accidentally bumped into a man in the Wellingborough branch of Holland & Barrett”
December 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I was walking down a supermarket aisle when I met a little old lady trying to reach the top shelf. I offered to help, and she gratefully accepted. So I bent down cupped my hands and said “ok - up you go”
She called me an arse.
(I did get what she was after though)
She called me an arse.
(I did get what she was after though)
Glove down, glove down! I repeat - glove down!
December 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Glove down, glove down! I repeat - glove down!
Hallelujah
Its said that Epstein spoke of Trump,
In a justice department Data dump,
But you don’t really care for paedophilia.
It goes like this; he pled the fifth and the minors were all left off the witness list,
It’s a cold stone case of paedophilia,
Paedophilia, paedophilia….paedo….etc
Its said that Epstein spoke of Trump,
In a justice department Data dump,
But you don’t really care for paedophilia.
It goes like this; he pled the fifth and the minors were all left off the witness list,
It’s a cold stone case of paedophilia,
Paedophilia, paedophilia….paedo….etc
December 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Hallelujah
Its said that Epstein spoke of Trump,
In a justice department Data dump,
But you don’t really care for paedophilia.
It goes like this; he pled the fifth and the minors were all left off the witness list,
It’s a cold stone case of paedophilia,
Paedophilia, paedophilia….paedo….etc
Its said that Epstein spoke of Trump,
In a justice department Data dump,
But you don’t really care for paedophilia.
It goes like this; he pled the fifth and the minors were all left off the witness list,
It’s a cold stone case of paedophilia,
Paedophilia, paedophilia….paedo….etc
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Finally, an audience with the undisputed master of existence, Andy Zaltzman. Listen now, and then listen again straight after: podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/w...
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Finally, an audience with the undisputed master of existence, Andy Zaltzman. Listen now, and then listen again straight after: podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/w...
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This is excellent.
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This is excellent.
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Interesting, innit.
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Interesting, innit.
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Another treat heating my mailbox this morning - another great original from the great original @400footghost.bsky.social !
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Another treat heating my mailbox this morning - another great original from the great original @400footghost.bsky.social !
I hate him.
Accidentally just sneezed on my toast. I can't believe it, snot butter.
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I hate him.
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I’ve written to Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage urging them to condemn Donald Trump’s attack on the BBC.
The BBC belongs to Britain, not Trump. We must defend it together.
The BBC belongs to Britain, not Trump. We must defend it together.
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I’ve written to Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage urging them to condemn Donald Trump’s attack on the BBC.
The BBC belongs to Britain, not Trump. We must defend it together.
The BBC belongs to Britain, not Trump. We must defend it together.
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If you care about the BBC, stand up and defend it: this could be the beginning of the end | Polly Toynbee
If you care about the BBC, stand up and defend it: this could be the beginning of the end | Polly Toynbee
Replacing the TV licence with a means-tested alternative may help disarm the right of one of its most effective weapons, says Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If you care about the BBC, stand up and defend it: this could be the beginning of the end | Polly Toynbee
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The BBC isn't perfect, but it belongs to Britain not Trump.
Political leaders across the UK must unite in defending its independence from the White House.
Political leaders across the UK must unite in defending its independence from the White House.
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The BBC isn't perfect, but it belongs to Britain not Trump.
Political leaders across the UK must unite in defending its independence from the White House.
Political leaders across the UK must unite in defending its independence from the White House.
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If you've ever needed a reason to rally behind the BBC then this is it.
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If you've ever needed a reason to rally behind the BBC then this is it.
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I don't often call for resignations. But Sir Robbie Gibb's role in the BBC boardroom coup makes his continued role there untenable. He must resign or be removed
‘Gibb’s supporters say he is trying to save the BBC from itself; he was also heard last year to say that if he didn’t get his way, he would “blow the place up”.’
“a group of politically-appointed directors has forced the hand of Samir Shah,the chair, and the departure of the two most senior people in the organisation. Their resignations should be called out for what they are: political interference..”1/
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I don't often call for resignations. But Sir Robbie Gibb's role in the BBC boardroom coup makes his continued role there untenable. He must resign or be removed
There once was a noncey princeling,
Who wanted to wear a crown,
But all of the press, and his brother no less said “oi - get out of town”
Who wanted to wear a crown,
But all of the press, and his brother no less said “oi - get out of town”
November 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
There once was a noncey princeling,
Who wanted to wear a crown,
But all of the press, and his brother no less said “oi - get out of town”
Who wanted to wear a crown,
But all of the press, and his brother no less said “oi - get out of town”
Monday’s Musk stinks of power and money,
But Elon knows he’s not that funny.
Tuesday’s musk has earned a Trillion,
Through his shareholders - fools by the million.
Wednesday’s Musk can launch a rocket,
But all in cause of filling his pocket.
But Elon knows he’s not that funny.
Tuesday’s musk has earned a Trillion,
Through his shareholders - fools by the million.
Wednesday’s Musk can launch a rocket,
But all in cause of filling his pocket.
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Monday’s Musk stinks of power and money,
But Elon knows he’s not that funny.
Tuesday’s musk has earned a Trillion,
Through his shareholders - fools by the million.
Wednesday’s Musk can launch a rocket,
But all in cause of filling his pocket.
But Elon knows he’s not that funny.
Tuesday’s musk has earned a Trillion,
Through his shareholders - fools by the million.
Wednesday’s Musk can launch a rocket,
But all in cause of filling his pocket.
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Saw someone with the same teeth as me at the coincidentist.
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Saw someone with the same teeth as me at the coincidentist.
“Alan Carr; what a loser. I’m the greatest celebrity traitor there ever was - just look at my resume’ he pretends to murder people, I do it for real. Alan Carr - fake news!”
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“Alan Carr; what a loser. I’m the greatest celebrity traitor there ever was - just look at my resume’ he pretends to murder people, I do it for real. Alan Carr - fake news!”