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alain smithee
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Boulder-ish, Colorado. The part of it that's in Weld. Still mostly random quips. No refunds.
"we'll get 'em next time!"
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis

For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare

We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Semi-regular reminder that a sane country would have already impeached and removed. But then again a sane country wouldn’t have elected a maniac criminal twice in the first place.
September 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
With SCOTUS nullifying the 14th Amendment this morning, we can't keep fooling ourselves about the illegitimacy of this entire federal apparatus. Shut it down.
September 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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The Supreme Court just ruled this meme is constitutional.
September 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
@kylec.bsky.social Some quiet appreciation for helping out two stations whose hometowns aren't even part of 9NEWS' viewing area. Particularly happy to donate as a former partner of KSUT and knowing their work.

Also, #BringBackTheBeard
August 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"financial reasons" to cancel a top-rated show... or something wholly predictable
I get it, but the final say on throwing away CBS News' whole brand history is currently in her hands, not his. Ellison is offering $19 a share, PARA is currently trading at $11. (Also guessing Colbert will get tossed within days of that transaction closing, or most likely prior to it)
July 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Honestly it’s good to know that when a guy who spent decades hanging out with a famous pedophile and is accused of being a pedophile himself spends years hyping up the existence of pedophile files and doesn’t release them, people will only elect him president twice before they get suspicious.
July 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
What does history tell us about what a proto-tyrant will do when he has his back truly against the wall? Nothing bad, right?

Right?
it is my absolute pleasure to share that even the conservative reddit is starting to turn on him
July 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
It's as if all of the Trumpite "weaponization of government!!" fake talking points during the Biden administration were just to set the stage to undertake this kind of taxpayer-funded revanchist garbage
What a surprise that the Trump admin suddenly comes out with this right when MAGA is fuming about the Epstein fiasco. Quick - look over here!
July 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
With treasuries markets starting to price in the "big beautiful bill", don't fall for the inevitable 2008-recycled "nobody could see this crisis coming" line. A Liz Truss-like bond and currency crisis is entirely foreseeable right now.
July 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Trump needs to be removed from office. This is destabilizing the entire world.

He is either a) causing panic in a city of 10 million for no reason, b) preparing to launch a nuclear attack or c) divulging an ally's intent to launch a nuclear attack.

None of this acceptable.
Trump just posted “Everyone should immediately evacuate Tehran!”
June 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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June 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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At some point we're going to have to stop asking "when is (insert name) going to step up and say he's gone to far" and realize that maybe they are ok with the president's actions. We must realize that no one is going to swoop in and "save" us, it has to be us... we the people.

Good morning
June 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Looking forward to the apology from anyone who voted for Donald Trump because they thought Hillary and Kamala were too emotional to be president.
June 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
...which time?
June 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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CBS reporter Scott Pelley:

This is a warning that I fear many will look back on in five or six years and think “he was so right”.

If you haven’t already shared this, please do.
May 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
#unpopularopinions calling San Francisco “San Fran” is fine, actually
May 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Here's when this happened, in its original German version
May 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
wait... a military space vehicle carrying smaller attack spacecraft? did Trump just commission a death star?... www.skyatnightmagazine.com/news/us-spac...
An aircraft carrier in space? US Space Force wants 'orbital carrier' to easily deploy spacecraft in Earth orbit | BBC Sky at Night Magazine
The US is planning on launching an orbital carrier into space, acting like an aircraft carrier at sea to put spacecraft into orbit.
www.skyatnightmagazine.com
May 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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this exchange from Trump's ABC interview is an important illustration of how impervious his lies are to truth 👇

TRUMP: Tourism is way up

MORAN: Not now

TRUMP: Tourism is doing very well. We're doing very well. Wait until you see the real numbers come out in about six months from now
April 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
#ETTD, eh?
It's really hard to overstate how hugely favored conservatives were up until two months ago.

Here's the graph of Canadian polling between March 2023 and March 2025. (Reminder: blue is conservative.)

Those are months and months of 20+ point leads for Tories.
April 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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the answer to “what would you have done in germany in 1933” is, for a disturbing number of people, “cooperate eagerly”
April 8, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
April 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
BLITZER: Do you have any ethics concerns about the White House soliciting corporate sponsors for the Easter Egg Roll?

REP. PETE SESSIONS: I have a desire to look to find out what the plan is
March 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM