Albert T. Bear
@alberttbear.bsky.social
Sensitive bear in a dicey neighborhood. The lovely Meredith appears in the profile photo. She is so tolerant of my dumb humor.❤️
San Francisco
San Francisco
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Albert T. Bear
@alberttbear.bsky.social
· Jan 13
I’m still on that “other” social media site, but hope to relocate here.
For now, I’ll post occasionally and follow back my old pals from the other site.
Same username.
For now, I’ll post occasionally and follow back my old pals from the other site.
Same username.
This morning I was standing in line at the local coffee house, and overheard an innocent exchange that’s causing me to overthink:
“My dog is a gooflet and a sillypie,” someone said.
“Well, she IS a puppy,” his friend replied.
Maybe the conversation improved after they had coffee.
“My dog is a gooflet and a sillypie,” someone said.
“Well, she IS a puppy,” his friend replied.
Maybe the conversation improved after they had coffee.
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This morning I was standing in line at the local coffee house, and overheard an innocent exchange that’s causing me to overthink:
“My dog is a gooflet and a sillypie,” someone said.
“Well, she IS a puppy,” his friend replied.
Maybe the conversation improved after they had coffee.
“My dog is a gooflet and a sillypie,” someone said.
“Well, she IS a puppy,” his friend replied.
Maybe the conversation improved after they had coffee.
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Herbst Theatre, San Francisco.
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Herbst Theatre, San Francisco.
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Duck jokes aren't for everyone, but they sure quack me up!
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Duck jokes aren't for everyone, but they sure quack me up!
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What's the best part about going out to eat with a duck? He's always stuck with the bill.
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
What's the best part about going out to eat with a duck? He's always stuck with the bill.
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I always keep my guitar in the car now.
It's good for traffic jams.
It's good for traffic jams.
December 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I always keep my guitar in the car now.
It's good for traffic jams.
It's good for traffic jams.
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Dr. Offit is right I fear. the only way to reverse the distrust these Republicans have caused in science is for many people to start dying of preventable illnesses.
RFK JR and his ilk are no better than the Taliban who caused Polio to spread by telling people vaccine caused infertility!
RFK JR and his ilk are no better than the Taliban who caused Polio to spread by telling people vaccine caused infertility!
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Dr. Offit is right I fear. the only way to reverse the distrust these Republicans have caused in science is for many people to start dying of preventable illnesses.
RFK JR and his ilk are no better than the Taliban who caused Polio to spread by telling people vaccine caused infertility!
RFK JR and his ilk are no better than the Taliban who caused Polio to spread by telling people vaccine caused infertility!
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It’s really not that hard to be nice to others
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It’s really not that hard to be nice to others
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*guy who fixes the direction the toilet paper roll faces in the bar bathroom*
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
*guy who fixes the direction the toilet paper roll faces in the bar bathroom*
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My wife told me that I'd never accomplish anything in life because of my procrastination.
I replied,
Just you wait!
I replied,
Just you wait!
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My wife told me that I'd never accomplish anything in life because of my procrastination.
I replied,
Just you wait!
I replied,
Just you wait!
Some arrogant slob used a few vague, ill-informed literary quotes when he wanted to prove my bovine friend, Miriam, wrong.
He was challenging an educated cow. I hope he didn’t have illusions of winning THAT debate, but he sure seemed confident— until he heard her reply.🤣 🐮
He was challenging an educated cow. I hope he didn’t have illusions of winning THAT debate, but he sure seemed confident— until he heard her reply.🤣 🐮
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Some arrogant slob used a few vague, ill-informed literary quotes when he wanted to prove my bovine friend, Miriam, wrong.
He was challenging an educated cow. I hope he didn’t have illusions of winning THAT debate, but he sure seemed confident— until he heard her reply.🤣 🐮
He was challenging an educated cow. I hope he didn’t have illusions of winning THAT debate, but he sure seemed confident— until he heard her reply.🤣 🐮
I know. You expected me to share this.🤣
My wife just told me to put the toilet seat down. I don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place.
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I know. You expected me to share this.🤣
We’re safe in our apartment.
Human has to go out later, but she can walk in the other direction.
#SanFrancisco
www.kron4.com/news/bay-are...
Human has to go out later, but she can walk in the other direction.
#SanFrancisco
www.kron4.com/news/bay-are...
www.kron4.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
We’re safe in our apartment.
Human has to go out later, but she can walk in the other direction.
#SanFrancisco
www.kron4.com/news/bay-are...
Human has to go out later, but she can walk in the other direction.
#SanFrancisco
www.kron4.com/news/bay-are...
Please, everyone.
Please show respect for the arts. Think carefully while reading, watching or listening to something creative. Often, there’s substance you won’t find unless you look for it.
Please show respect for the arts. Think carefully while reading, watching or listening to something creative. Often, there’s substance you won’t find unless you look for it.
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Please, everyone.
Please show respect for the arts. Think carefully while reading, watching or listening to something creative. Often, there’s substance you won’t find unless you look for it.
Please show respect for the arts. Think carefully while reading, watching or listening to something creative. Often, there’s substance you won’t find unless you look for it.
Yesterday, someone was yelling, “SILLY PUPPY ALERT! SILLY PUPPY ALERT!” while walking a young dog who was trying to run in three directions at once.
I ran for my life, but in retrospect I’m wondering if that man was begging for assistance rather than issuing a public safety warning.
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I ran for my life, but in retrospect I’m wondering if that man was begging for assistance rather than issuing a public safety warning.
1/
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Yesterday, someone was yelling, “SILLY PUPPY ALERT! SILLY PUPPY ALERT!” while walking a young dog who was trying to run in three directions at once.
I ran for my life, but in retrospect I’m wondering if that man was begging for assistance rather than issuing a public safety warning.
1/
I ran for my life, but in retrospect I’m wondering if that man was begging for assistance rather than issuing a public safety warning.
1/
Fire by The Ohio Players.
My human was a teenager when that recording was released, and she always looked forward to the laugh.
My human was a teenager when that recording was released, and she always looked forward to the laugh.
What's a song that includes the sound of laughter?
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Fire by The Ohio Players.
My human was a teenager when that recording was released, and she always looked forward to the laugh.
My human was a teenager when that recording was released, and she always looked forward to the laugh.
No one will agree on the answer to this.
However…
Asking the question in the first place is a step in the right direction.
However…
Asking the question in the first place is a step in the right direction.
At what financial inflection point does one transition from believing taxes are a reasonable tool for funding government programs to becoming a hungry ghost whose desire for wealth can never be satiated?
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
No one will agree on the answer to this.
However…
Asking the question in the first place is a step in the right direction.
However…
Asking the question in the first place is a step in the right direction.
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
November 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Lionel and I share a couch in our human’s apartment.
We have our differences, but we agree on so much, too.
We have our differences, but we agree on so much, too.
It’s interesting how some sexual predators are proud of their behavior — and will brag about it and even tell exaggerated stories to losers they can impress — until decent people confront them with what they’ve done.
Then, they deny everything.
Many of us have known someone who does that, too.
Then, they deny everything.
Many of us have known someone who does that, too.
November 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Lionel and I share a couch in our human’s apartment.
We have our differences, but we agree on so much, too.
We have our differences, but we agree on so much, too.
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Evacuation Shelters:
Mammoth Lakes Middle School
1600 Meridian Blvd.
Mammoth Lakes, CA 93546
Tri-County Fairgrounds
475 Sierra Street
Bishop, CA 93514
Mammoth Lakes Middle School
1600 Meridian Blvd.
Mammoth Lakes, CA 93546
Tri-County Fairgrounds
475 Sierra Street
Bishop, CA 93514
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Evacuation Shelters:
Mammoth Lakes Middle School
1600 Meridian Blvd.
Mammoth Lakes, CA 93546
Tri-County Fairgrounds
475 Sierra Street
Bishop, CA 93514
Mammoth Lakes Middle School
1600 Meridian Blvd.
Mammoth Lakes, CA 93546
Tri-County Fairgrounds
475 Sierra Street
Bishop, CA 93514
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“I have a theory.”
I’ve been told that a teddy bear can make a room go silent by saying that.
I’ll try that, but will have to follow it with something really interesting to prevent disappointment.
This business of being a teddy bear is not easy. So much planning involved.
I’ve been told that a teddy bear can make a room go silent by saying that.
I’ll try that, but will have to follow it with something really interesting to prevent disappointment.
This business of being a teddy bear is not easy. So much planning involved.
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
“I have a theory.”
I’ve been told that a teddy bear can make a room go silent by saying that.
I’ll try that, but will have to follow it with something really interesting to prevent disappointment.
This business of being a teddy bear is not easy. So much planning involved.
I’ve been told that a teddy bear can make a room go silent by saying that.
I’ll try that, but will have to follow it with something really interesting to prevent disappointment.
This business of being a teddy bear is not easy. So much planning involved.