Three raccoons in a trenchcoat
@alexanderthefae.bsky.social
Level 31 Agent of Chaos
Chronic migraine experiencer | Enjoyer of baked goods | Mediocre horn player 📯 |
Chronic migraine experiencer | Enjoyer of baked goods | Mediocre horn player 📯 |
Today I learned my roommates' doggo pouts and cries when I go to work 🥺
August 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Today I learned my roommates' doggo pouts and cries when I go to work 🥺
🧊🚨 ICE ACTIVITY IN BURLINGTON, VT 🚨🧊
LA MIGRA EN BURLINGTON, VERMONT
LA MIGRA EN BURLINGTON, VERMONT
July 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
🧊🚨 ICE ACTIVITY IN BURLINGTON, VT 🚨🧊
LA MIGRA EN BURLINGTON, VERMONT
LA MIGRA EN BURLINGTON, VERMONT
Teaching my roommate my mom's secret cobbler recipe tonight 🥰 because delicious food shouldn't be gatekept. Doubly so if you're a bigot 😘
July 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Teaching my roommate my mom's secret cobbler recipe tonight 🥰 because delicious food shouldn't be gatekept. Doubly so if you're a bigot 😘
Life hack: if you don't want your soldiers talking about you ordering them to do war crimes/crimes against humanity, don't order them to do those things AND punish the ones who ARE doing them.
Israel's prime minister denounced a report in Israeli newspaper Haaretz quoting Israeli soldiers saying commanders ordered them to fire at unarmed crowds near food distribution sites.
Israel's leaders slam a news report on a Gaza 'killing field' near food sites
Israel's prime minister denounced a report in Israeli newspaper Haaretz quoting Israeli soldiers saying commanders ordered them to fire at unarmed crowds near food distribution sites.
n.pr
June 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Life hack: if you don't want your soldiers talking about you ordering them to do war crimes/crimes against humanity, don't order them to do those things AND punish the ones who ARE doing them.
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As someone who is half hillbilly by birth, it burns me up that country music has gotten so cozy with the worst people, it’s supposed to be about outlaws and trains and moonshine and killing your cheating husband not whatever this Morgan Wallen shit is
June 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
As someone who is half hillbilly by birth, it burns me up that country music has gotten so cozy with the worst people, it’s supposed to be about outlaws and trains and moonshine and killing your cheating husband not whatever this Morgan Wallen shit is
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This is what stress and anxiety can do to you
May 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is what stress and anxiety can do to you
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Is it just the ones who are inside someone’s womb?
Asking for a friend.
FFS.
Asking for a friend.
FFS.
May 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Is it just the ones who are inside someone’s womb?
Asking for a friend.
FFS.
Asking for a friend.
FFS.
Some of us have real problems
May 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Some of us have real problems
So a bit of a Real Life update: I’m moving across the country again! This time it’s a little more planned, I’m moving to Upstate New York on June 13th and I’m excited
May 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
So a bit of a Real Life update: I’m moving across the country again! This time it’s a little more planned, I’m moving to Upstate New York on June 13th and I’m excited
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14 Years Avoiding ‘Mr. Popper’s Penguins’ Spoilers Undone In Single Moment Of Carelessness
theonion.com/14-year...
theonion.com/14-year...
May 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
14 Years Avoiding ‘Mr. Popper’s Penguins’ Spoilers Undone In Single Moment Of Carelessness
theonion.com/14-year...
theonion.com/14-year...
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These men need bullying
The Federalist is coming for your artistic nudes. By which I mean the ones in museums.
"A number of Christian men I’ve known have expressed discomfort at viewing nudity in high art... these are honest men who care about honoring God and womanhood.
"A number of Christian men I’ve known have expressed discomfort at viewing nudity in high art... these are honest men who care about honoring God and womanhood.
April 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
These men need bullying
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Yeah i read scripture
April 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Yeah i read scripture
Things said at D&D: “I’m like the Prince William of Necromancy”
April 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Things said at D&D: “I’m like the Prince William of Necromancy”
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Job hunting in this economy like
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Alt: GIF of a cat screaming
media.tenor.com
April 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Job hunting in this economy like
I dunno y’all. The Pope dying on Easter weekend feels kinda ominous. And I’m not even Catholic
April 21, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I dunno y’all. The Pope dying on Easter weekend feels kinda ominous. And I’m not even Catholic
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Personally, I think it should be front page news for at least a month if a sitting US President is using falsified evidence to try and deny due process to a man who has committed no crime, but that’s just me
April 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Personally, I think it should be front page news for at least a month if a sitting US President is using falsified evidence to try and deny due process to a man who has committed no crime, but that’s just me
Having good BBQ sauce again for the first time in over a year and a half 🥲
April 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Having good BBQ sauce again for the first time in over a year and a half 🥲
I think my roommate’s cat is trying to figure out the door handles (we have levers, not knobs) and I KNOW we are not ready for the chaos that will be unleashed when she figures it out
April 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I think my roommate’s cat is trying to figure out the door handles (we have levers, not knobs) and I KNOW we are not ready for the chaos that will be unleashed when she figures it out
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April 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Make the billionaires say their safe words. Do it you fucking cowards
Stock market crash harder. Make it hurt
April 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Make the billionaires say their safe words. Do it you fucking cowards
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ChatGPT consumes so much water and energy each week that it could power entire countries for YEARS and folk act like you told them to kill their selves cause you want them to write their own emails and not to steal art. 😂
April 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
ChatGPT consumes so much water and energy each week that it could power entire countries for YEARS and folk act like you told them to kill their selves cause you want them to write their own emails and not to steal art. 😂
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Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ohh "America First" was a hit list
That moment when you’re asked your salary expectations and you just freeze because you’ve been out of the industry for the minute and have to remember what your experience is worth.
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Alt: Umm David Rose GIF
media.tenor.com
April 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
That moment when you’re asked your salary expectations and you just freeze because you’ve been out of the industry for the minute and have to remember what your experience is worth.