Ali Eisenman
@ali22eis.bsky.social
University of Northern Iowa alum. Minnesota transplant. Dog mom. Sports, travel, and outdoor enthusiast.
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When you ask your kids who painted the cat
December 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
When you ask your kids who painted the cat
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2025 came in like a lion and is going out like a toddler making up the rules to a boardgame they’re forcing you to play
December 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
2025 came in like a lion and is going out like a toddler making up the rules to a boardgame they’re forcing you to play
One of the best among us. If you read anything today, read this.
Melissa Hortman Died in a Shocking Act of Political Violence. This Is the Story of Her Life
The Minnesota Speaker’s closest friends and family open up for the first time.
Read @stephenrodrick.bsky.social's exclusive: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
The Minnesota Speaker’s closest friends and family open up for the first time.
Read @stephenrodrick.bsky.social's exclusive: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
December 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
One of the best among us. If you read anything today, read this.
My car has almost 150,000 miles on it. Does that make me a car hoarder? 🙃
Hi there! We’re not ‘device hoarding,’ we’re paying for groceries and healthcare instead of buying new phones every year, hope this helps your cold dead heart
November 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My car has almost 150,000 miles on it. Does that make me a car hoarder? 🙃
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You should just be able to enter “2025” as a discount code and get like 40% off of pretty much anything anywhere today
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
You should just be able to enter “2025” as a discount code and get like 40% off of pretty much anything anywhere today
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Physically I’m now in sweatpants until Friday, mentally I’m now in sweatpants until January
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Physically I’m now in sweatpants until Friday, mentally I’m now in sweatpants until January
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This is Cole. He is a deaf service dog at Dr. William Mennies Elementary School. He just turned 9, and all of his students learned sign language to sing him happy birthday at a massive party. 14/10 for all (IG: colethedeafdog)
November 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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The best Thanksgiving movies are:
1) every Thanksgiving episode of Bob’s Burgers
2) Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
1) every Thanksgiving episode of Bob’s Burgers
2) Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The best Thanksgiving movies are:
1) every Thanksgiving episode of Bob’s Burgers
2) Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
1) every Thanksgiving episode of Bob’s Burgers
2) Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
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This seems like the most straightforward and also basically accurate message.
instead of saying this was good strategy, maybe senate dems should say: "the republicans were going to kill people by starving them to death, and because we aren't monsters, we decided to let this fight go. We'll keep fighting. Stop electing monsters."
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This seems like the most straightforward and also basically accurate message.
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This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
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It is somehow both “this has been the longest year in recorded history” and also “how is it the middle of November already” right now
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It is somehow both “this has been the longest year in recorded history” and also “how is it the middle of November already” right now
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I need an app that automatically deletes any screenshot I take by accident and it’s voice activated by quietly muttering “fuck” to myself
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I need an app that automatically deletes any screenshot I take by accident and it’s voice activated by quietly muttering “fuck” to myself
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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The depth of the shame of a country this wealthy and abundant allowing its people to go hungry is impossible to measure. The fact that a handful of people could fix this by paying their fair share of taxes while still remaining obscenely wealthy makes it even worse.
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The depth of the shame of a country this wealthy and abundant allowing its people to go hungry is impossible to measure. The fact that a handful of people could fix this by paying their fair share of taxes while still remaining obscenely wealthy makes it even worse.
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My dog sure sighs a lot for somebody who can’t read the news
October 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My dog sure sighs a lot for somebody who can’t read the news
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Tucker Kraft plays like a snow mobile
October 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Tucker Kraft plays like a snow mobile
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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i am firmly on the prefer to read the article side of this divide tbh
The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
September 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
i am firmly on the prefer to read the article side of this divide tbh
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Her name was Melissa Hortman. She and her husband Mark were shot and killed in their home in an act of vicious political violence. She was Minnesota’s Speaker of the House Emerita. They were dog lovers. Amateur bakers. Great parents. Best friends.
You should know their names.
You should know their names.
Reporter: Do you think it would have been fitting to lower the flags for Melissa Hortman who was killed as well?
Trump: Uh, I’m not familiar, who?
Trump: Uh, I’m not familiar, who?
September 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Her name was Melissa Hortman. She and her husband Mark were shot and killed in their home in an act of vicious political violence. She was Minnesota’s Speaker of the House Emerita. They were dog lovers. Amateur bakers. Great parents. Best friends.
You should know their names.
You should know their names.
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minnesota twins and the washington post in a race rn
July 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
minnesota twins and the washington post in a race rn
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The best part about this Minnesota Twins sell-off is that there is now a non-zero chance that Rocco Baldelli becomes a player-manager.
July 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The best part about this Minnesota Twins sell-off is that there is now a non-zero chance that Rocco Baldelli becomes a player-manager.
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Breaking: the Minnesota Twins have traded Target Field to the Philadelphia Phillies for a cheese steak.
July 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Breaking: the Minnesota Twins have traded Target Field to the Philadelphia Phillies for a cheese steak.
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I cannot overstate how much it bugs me that my phone’s snooze alarm duration is nine minutes. NINE?! Let my people sleep in round numbers this is madness
July 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I cannot overstate how much it bugs me that my phone’s snooze alarm duration is nine minutes. NINE?! Let my people sleep in round numbers this is madness