Alice 🏳️🌈
@alicehancock.bsky.social
Gender outlaw. Comedy writer. Funny guy.
Sadly not down in the south West this evening for the final HST trip in England, but what an icon that will be missed. Have been on so many in my time
December 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Sadly not down in the south West this evening for the final HST trip in England, but what an icon that will be missed. Have been on so many in my time
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"Santa Claus is coming to town" - festive, exciting
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
"Santa Claus is coming to town" - festive, exciting
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
"Santa Claus is goin' to town" - concerning, possibly problematic
Been playing Lost Records since it came into game pass and it's hitting the spot
December 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Been playing Lost Records since it came into game pass and it's hitting the spot
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Highest pressure per square inch ever recorded:
3. Great White Shark's bite
2. Pneumatic drill
1. Old people entering their pin
3. Great White Shark's bite
2. Pneumatic drill
1. Old people entering their pin
May 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Highest pressure per square inch ever recorded:
3. Great White Shark's bite
2. Pneumatic drill
1. Old people entering their pin
3. Great White Shark's bite
2. Pneumatic drill
1. Old people entering their pin
I have united Windows, Mac and Linux users in outrage today by installing Linux on my Surface and then installing Microsoft Edge as my browser
December 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I have united Windows, Mac and Linux users in outrage today by installing Linux on my Surface and then installing Microsoft Edge as my browser
Wow, it looks like shit
Branding and logo for Great British Railways unveiled
The new red, white and blue branding mirrors the colours of the Union Flag, and will start to appear from next year.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Wow, it looks like shit
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I'm a Green Party member and I'm mentally ill so it checks out
Starmer says he’s "taking the gloves off" and that the Greens are "nuts"
Big talk from the PM of vibes based cruelty and trickle down cowardice.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Big talk from the PM of vibes based cruelty and trickle down cowardice.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I'm a Green Party member and I'm mentally ill so it checks out
I am full of cheese, wine and cassoulet
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I am full of cheese, wine and cassoulet
"Mate, me shelves just got bladdy damaged by some cunt. What do I do, mate?"
"Yeah, nah, yeah, mate...
"Yeah, nah, yeah, mate...
December 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"Mate, me shelves just got bladdy damaged by some cunt. What do I do, mate?"
"Yeah, nah, yeah, mate...
"Yeah, nah, yeah, mate...
What's the play here? Is it horror at the thought we might accidentally help people that don't need it?
'Life being stressful is not an illness' - GPs on mental health over-diagnosis
Hundreds of GPs in England tell the BBC they are also worried about a lack of help for patients.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
What's the play here? Is it horror at the thought we might accidentally help people that don't need it?
The three genders
December 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The three genders
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
You know I gotta repost it.
Nice.
Nice.
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
You know I gotta repost it.
Nice.
Nice.
So I guess #Eurovision next year will be more fake crowd noise, more tension with the delegation and more collective breath holding as Israel's public vote gets announced.
If it even happens, that is.
If it even happens, that is.
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
So I guess #Eurovision next year will be more fake crowd noise, more tension with the delegation and more collective breath holding as Israel's public vote gets announced.
If it even happens, that is.
If it even happens, that is.
Thanks ORR for the birthday present that is the new Station Usage stats 😄
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Thanks ORR for the birthday present that is the new Station Usage stats 😄
Today's to do list: age by one year ✅
December 4, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Today's to do list: age by one year ✅
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If you must sing it here’s some safer words 😉👍
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If you must sing it here’s some safer words 😉👍
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December 1, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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It's called 'Your Party' cos they don't fucking want it lol
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It's called 'Your Party' cos they don't fucking want it lol
POV you saw something that didn't look right and texted British Transport Police on 61016
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 AM
POV you saw something that didn't look right and texted British Transport Police on 61016
Too much rain today
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Too much rain today