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crab rangoon, things of that nature.
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Two weeks ago I spent the whole day at the Museum of the Moving Image to listen to New Yorkers. This is what Liam shared with me.
December 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Two weeks ago I spent the whole day at the Museum of the Moving Image to listen to New Yorkers. This is what Liam shared with me.
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
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We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,
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well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
December 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it
"According to the…annual Harris Poll, for the 1st time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71% believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate." www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/o...
Opinion | The Billionaires Have Gone Full Louis XV
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it
Grinch reboot where Rob Gronkowski stars and it’s called The Gronch. Is this anything
December 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Grinch reboot where Rob Gronkowski stars and it’s called The Gronch. Is this anything
Big personal news
December 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Big personal news
How many years do I need to be a top <.1% t swift listener globally on Spotify before she shows up at my front door to give me a little forehead kiss. Or at least like a Steam achievement that I can display on my Spotify profile
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
How many years do I need to be a top <.1% t swift listener globally on Spotify before she shows up at my front door to give me a little forehead kiss. Or at least like a Steam achievement that I can display on my Spotify profile
Replaying dragon age: inquisition rn
you need some schemes bro. bro it’s time to start plotting. you need some machinations. some mackies bro
November 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Replaying dragon age: inquisition rn
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
I know this is technically a Super Bowl tweet but in my brain it is also a Thanksgiving tweet
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I know this is technically a Super Bowl tweet but in my brain it is also a Thanksgiving tweet
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
I think this means Zohran is the president now
November 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I think this means Zohran is the president now
As the prophecy states: All zohran’s haters become waiters when he sits down at the table of success
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
As the prophecy states: All zohran’s haters become waiters when he sits down at the table of success
I read this at like 1am and thought I dreamed it until I went to google something this morning and the tab was open lmao what a fucking time to be alive
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I read this at like 1am and thought I dreamed it until I went to google something this morning and the tab was open lmao what a fucking time to be alive
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if you are a straight man you are supposed to feel like sabrina carpenter has sinister intentions toward you. because she does
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
if you are a straight man you are supposed to feel like sabrina carpenter has sinister intentions toward you. because she does
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I am no longer employed so I'm not blogging Zohran tonight but I can just repeat exactly what I said in June :-)
he won on the back of a pro-migrant, pro-trans, pro-working class campaign. and also: Dem pundits are full of shit
he won on the back of a pro-migrant, pro-trans, pro-working class campaign. and also: Dem pundits are full of shit
The Democratic Party Needs to Learn from Zohran Mamdani's Guts and Backbone
Zohran Mamdani did something different, and it made all the difference.
www.teenvogue.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I am no longer employed so I'm not blogging Zohran tonight but I can just repeat exactly what I said in June :-)
he won on the back of a pro-migrant, pro-trans, pro-working class campaign. and also: Dem pundits are full of shit
he won on the back of a pro-migrant, pro-trans, pro-working class campaign. and also: Dem pundits are full of shit
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(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
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We did it for you Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
We did it for you Dick Cheney
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Capitalism is now illegal
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Capitalism is now illegal
LOOKS LIKE SOCIALISM’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
LOOKS LIKE SOCIALISM’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!!!!!!
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whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win
Earle-Sears ran what felt like 12 billion ads about how much she hated trans kids and I didn’t hear a single pundit say she should stick to real issues that affect real people.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Abigail Spanberger wins Virginia governor’s race.
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win