Alketries
@alketaire.bsky.social
Vet tech and dork of last century's vintage. He/she/they all fine.
Reposted by Alketries
If I wanted to look at pages of redacted notes from people who think black bars are going to make up for their own shortcomings, I’d read the SCP wiki.
December 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If I wanted to look at pages of redacted notes from people who think black bars are going to make up for their own shortcomings, I’d read the SCP wiki.
Reposted by Alketries
One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."
October 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."
Reposted by Alketries
Broaden it. Leftists want USPS to build a dedicated pipeline for drug delivery complete with tracking location, express delivery, and dedicated dealer collection agreements. Hormone Therapy? Overnighted. Abortifacients? Same Day. Marijuana? On demand. Scare me with the improved efficiency, baby.
September 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Broaden it. Leftists want USPS to build a dedicated pipeline for drug delivery complete with tracking location, express delivery, and dedicated dealer collection agreements. Hormone Therapy? Overnighted. Abortifacients? Same Day. Marijuana? On demand. Scare me with the improved efficiency, baby.
Reposted by Alketries
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
Reposted by Alketries
This speech is now an Emmy winner.
"The death of truth is the ultimate victory of evil. When truth leaves us, when we let it slip away, when it is ripped from our hands, we become vulnerable to the appetite of whatever monster screams at us the loudest."
-Mon Mothma (Andor)
-Mon Mothma (Andor)
September 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This speech is now an Emmy winner.
Reposted by Alketries
Friends, I am a retired vet tech with 22 years of experience. I possessed a state license. I have multiple degrees. Added bonus, autistic AF. For the nine hundred thousandth time for people who STILL aren’t listening - YOUR DOG DOES NOT HAVE AUTISM, THEY ALL JUST ACT LIKE THAT
ESPECIALLY DOODLES
ESPECIALLY DOODLES
May I remind everyone that there is currently NO cure for rabies.
May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism.
This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs.
Vaccinate your pets please.
May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism.
This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs.
Vaccinate your pets please.
September 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Friends, I am a retired vet tech with 22 years of experience. I possessed a state license. I have multiple degrees. Added bonus, autistic AF. For the nine hundred thousandth time for people who STILL aren’t listening - YOUR DOG DOES NOT HAVE AUTISM, THEY ALL JUST ACT LIKE THAT
ESPECIALLY DOODLES
ESPECIALLY DOODLES
Reposted by Alketries
"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
June 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
Reposted by Alketries
An exploit for Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom on Switch 2 allows players to summon almost anything via Autobuild Sharing. No modding is involved; all it takes is the right QR code to bring forth a legion of new friends.
June 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
An exploit for Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom on Switch 2 allows players to summon almost anything via Autobuild Sharing. No modding is involved; all it takes is the right QR code to bring forth a legion of new friends.
Can't move because her worshipfulness is snoring and it's impossibly cute
December 8, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Can't move because her worshipfulness is snoring and it's impossibly cute
Need to buy like 19 duvets so that I can one day be this cozy
November 19, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Need to buy like 19 duvets so that I can one day be this cozy
Reposted by Alketries
I'm so excited to grow old cause the nursing home will finally recreate the conditions necessary for the 16 player LAN halo CE, blood gulch, no banshees of my youth
November 18, 2024 at 2:38 PM
I'm so excited to grow old cause the nursing home will finally recreate the conditions necessary for the 16 player LAN halo CE, blood gulch, no banshees of my youth
Reposted by Alketries
adulthood is falling back in love with everything you loved as a child but suppressed because it wasn’t “cool”
November 17, 2024 at 3:42 PM
adulthood is falling back in love with everything you loved as a child but suppressed because it wasn’t “cool”
Reposted by Alketries
tears of the kingdom should have just been breath of the wild but you play as zelda. zelda can do everything link can do. including flirt with paya
November 18, 2024 at 9:02 AM
tears of the kingdom should have just been breath of the wild but you play as zelda. zelda can do everything link can do. including flirt with paya
Tough to feel all "woe is me" and shit when I can just enjoy a nice sunset instead
November 19, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Tough to feel all "woe is me" and shit when I can just enjoy a nice sunset instead
Reposted by Alketries
I did this on purpose AND I'D DO IT AGAIN
November 18, 2024 at 3:00 AM
I did this on purpose AND I'D DO IT AGAIN
Reposted by Alketries
Giving delivery drivers IWW pamphlets.
December 17, 2023 at 4:41 AM
Giving delivery drivers IWW pamphlets.
Reposted by Alketries
people just showing up to bluesky: there's not enough political conflict here
bluesky, for the entire first year and a half of its existence:
bluesky, for the entire first year and a half of its existence:
November 16, 2024 at 5:35 PM
people just showing up to bluesky: there's not enough political conflict here
bluesky, for the entire first year and a half of its existence:
bluesky, for the entire first year and a half of its existence:
Reposted by Alketries
bsky.app/profile/did:...
If you haven't used this one I definitely suggest you do. 👇💙👩🍳🏳️⚧️
If you haven't used this one I definitely suggest you do. 👇💙👩🍳🏳️⚧️
November 16, 2024 at 3:21 PM
bsky.app/profile/did:...
If you haven't used this one I definitely suggest you do. 👇💙👩🍳🏳️⚧️
If you haven't used this one I definitely suggest you do. 👇💙👩🍳🏳️⚧️
Reposted by Alketries
Reposted by Alketries
i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
November 6, 2024 at 11:00 AM
i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
Reposted by Alketries
Most of the dragon age controversy can be explained by people just now realizing that BioWare has always been like this
November 3, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Most of the dragon age controversy can be explained by people just now realizing that BioWare has always been like this
Reposted by Alketries
Seeing people planning to report R minorities and their undocumented family members to ICE in January. Or R women in TX who had abortions out of state to collect the bounties. I get the need for revenge but PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS. the system is designed to appeal to our worst impulses do not comply
November 7, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Seeing people planning to report R minorities and their undocumented family members to ICE in January. Or R women in TX who had abortions out of state to collect the bounties. I get the need for revenge but PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS. the system is designed to appeal to our worst impulses do not comply
Reposted by Alketries
The new Dragon Age is pretty good so far. The tutorial level is called "compiling shaders" and I'm finding it very relaxing to play
October 31, 2024 at 9:02 PM
The new Dragon Age is pretty good so far. The tutorial level is called "compiling shaders" and I'm finding it very relaxing to play
In retrospect, maybe expecting the same volume of trick-or-treaters as I regularly saw the last time I lived in a house (2009) was a bit optimistic.
October 31, 2024 at 9:41 PM
In retrospect, maybe expecting the same volume of trick-or-treaters as I regularly saw the last time I lived in a house (2009) was a bit optimistic.
Reposted by Alketries
I don't understand when people get upset that someone has never played a specific game before. That just means they get to experience it for the FIRST time and I am insanely jealous of them.
October 30, 2024 at 3:01 PM
I don't understand when people get upset that someone has never played a specific game before. That just means they get to experience it for the FIRST time and I am insanely jealous of them.