Allan
@allan-pinder.bsky.social
Dad, Grandad, Postman. Master of none of these 🤣
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This is so embarrassing.
The cartel drones Pam Bondi was sounding the alarm about during the hearing turned out to be… party balloons.
This administration is so incompetent.
The cartel drones Pam Bondi was sounding the alarm about during the hearing turned out to be… party balloons.
This administration is so incompetent.
February 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
This is so embarrassing.
The cartel drones Pam Bondi was sounding the alarm about during the hearing turned out to be… party balloons.
This administration is so incompetent.
The cartel drones Pam Bondi was sounding the alarm about during the hearing turned out to be… party balloons.
This administration is so incompetent.
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It’s depressing to see how well propaganda works😫
People on X and now out in the real world GENUINELY believe that this is all because of Muslims🤦🏼♀️
There hasn’t been a single case anywhere of Muslims in this country trying to ban dogs or trying to limit what anyone does with their dog
Yet…
🧵
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People on X and now out in the real world GENUINELY believe that this is all because of Muslims🤦🏼♀️
There hasn’t been a single case anywhere of Muslims in this country trying to ban dogs or trying to limit what anyone does with their dog
Yet…
🧵
1/14
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
It’s depressing to see how well propaganda works😫
People on X and now out in the real world GENUINELY believe that this is all because of Muslims🤦🏼♀️
There hasn’t been a single case anywhere of Muslims in this country trying to ban dogs or trying to limit what anyone does with their dog
Yet…
🧵
1/14
People on X and now out in the real world GENUINELY believe that this is all because of Muslims🤦🏼♀️
There hasn’t been a single case anywhere of Muslims in this country trying to ban dogs or trying to limit what anyone does with their dog
Yet…
🧵
1/14
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This dog is being called a "real-life Lassie" after helping find a missing 3-year-old boy in Kentucky. “I don’t know where the dog came from,” one officer said. “But it was a blessing from God that day.” We think the dog deserves some credit too, so we're awarding him our highest honor, a 15/10
February 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
This dog is being called a "real-life Lassie" after helping find a missing 3-year-old boy in Kentucky. “I don’t know where the dog came from,” one officer said. “But it was a blessing from God that day.” We think the dog deserves some credit too, so we're awarding him our highest honor, a 15/10
Give that man a medal.
🫡
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Must be illegal surely 😂 funny though 😋
Must be illegal surely 😂 funny though 😋
February 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Give that man a medal.
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
The battery needed replacing in the living room clock, from yesterday lol. Just did it and asked my wife what the time was. 5.45, just happened to be when the clock stopped 😆 I'd be proud if I thought of it, but it was totally coincidence lol
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
The battery needed replacing in the living room clock, from yesterday lol. Just did it and asked my wife what the time was. 5.45, just happened to be when the clock stopped 😆 I'd be proud if I thought of it, but it was totally coincidence lol
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This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
Who's your favourite musician, Ratner (against whom there have been accusations of wrongdoing) asks Melania. She says Michael Jackson (against whom there have been accusations of wrongdoing), detailing how she met the singer with her husband (against whom there have been accusations of wrongdoing).
REVIEW | Melania Trump is a scowling void of pure nothingness in her ghastly film
Melania Trump is a scowling void of pure nothingness in her ghastly film – review
www.independent.co.uk
January 30, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Who's your favourite musician, Ratner (against whom there have been accusations of wrongdoing) asks Melania. She says Michael Jackson (against whom there have been accusations of wrongdoing), detailing how she met the singer with her husband (against whom there have been accusations of wrongdoing).
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January 28, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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I’d say “call an ambulance” but it’s Anne Widdecombe.
So I wouldn’t. Obviously.
Beautifully done 👏🏻
@marina-purkiss.bsky.social
So I wouldn’t. Obviously.
Beautifully done 👏🏻
@marina-purkiss.bsky.social
January 27, 2026 at 10:58 AM
I’d say “call an ambulance” but it’s Anne Widdecombe.
So I wouldn’t. Obviously.
Beautifully done 👏🏻
@marina-purkiss.bsky.social
So I wouldn’t. Obviously.
Beautifully done 👏🏻
@marina-purkiss.bsky.social
The lines between satire and truth are very blurred with this...
“What they don’t want you to know is that George Soros and his far-left billionaire friends hired Alex Pretti to act as a dependable, beloved pillar of his community for decades,” said President Donald Trump
Trump Alleges That Democrats Secretly Paid Alex Pretti To Be Model Citizen
WASHINGTON—Claiming that no one would realistically devote their life to serving others without being funded by nefarious actors, President Donald Trump alleged Monday that Democrats had secretly paid...
theonion.com
January 27, 2026 at 7:39 AM
The lines between satire and truth are very blurred with this...
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the mood is not subtle
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
the mood is not subtle
So the fascist cunts are truly in charge of the USA. Let's wait a few more years, then go help them. "You'd be speaking Canadian* if it wasn't for us." Just as they see WW2 about us Brits. (* insert any other language/dialect/non-American speech here).
January 24, 2026 at 11:01 PM
So the fascist cunts are truly in charge of the USA. Let's wait a few more years, then go help them. "You'd be speaking Canadian* if it wasn't for us." Just as they see WW2 about us Brits. (* insert any other language/dialect/non-American speech here).
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Holy crap.
This is the most damning video yet.
It shows Border Patrol agents clearly taking Alex's firearm, running it away, and THEN executed him in cold blood by emptying a clip into his face.
Murder.
This is the most damning video yet.
It shows Border Patrol agents clearly taking Alex's firearm, running it away, and THEN executed him in cold blood by emptying a clip into his face.
Murder.
January 24, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Holy crap.
This is the most damning video yet.
It shows Border Patrol agents clearly taking Alex's firearm, running it away, and THEN executed him in cold blood by emptying a clip into his face.
Murder.
This is the most damning video yet.
It shows Border Patrol agents clearly taking Alex's firearm, running it away, and THEN executed him in cold blood by emptying a clip into his face.
Murder.
I'm getting old. Best recent purchase is a pair of warm comfy slippers.....
January 24, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I'm getting old. Best recent purchase is a pair of warm comfy slippers.....
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Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now
January 24, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now
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He probably thought they just spoke “Swiss.”
January 23, 2026 at 7:51 PM
He probably thought they just spoke “Swiss.”
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A Trump quote without his face or voice. It's Trump without Trump. This quote is unedited and 100% accurate. It is from his press conference on January 20, 2026. - The big building with bars on the windows.
January 22, 2026 at 4:17 PM
A Trump quote without his face or voice. It's Trump without Trump. This quote is unedited and 100% accurate. It is from his press conference on January 20, 2026. - The big building with bars on the windows.
Position price labels carefully!! Lol
January 22, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Position price labels carefully!! Lol
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Trump’s Greenland speech at the WEF except it’s the voice of Pingu
January 21, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Trump’s Greenland speech at the WEF except it’s the voice of Pingu
Wow.
This is a WILD thread—that is still ongoing bsky.app/profile/musi...
January 20, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Wow.
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