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Our president has both the fragility and intellect of an old banana.
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?

LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Kyrsten Sinema is the Tulsi Gabbard of John Fettermans.
December 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Every day is another day in the Chang dynasty.
December 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Ushering in an era of mass unemployment and untenable strains on our basic needs with a quirky 8th grade teacher vibe.
Krysten Sinema was on Fox & Friends this morning praising Trump and saying, "this administration is doing a good job of telling the truth"

"We're actually using less water with AI data centers than in the past," she added
December 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Travelers’ blood pressure and heart rates aren’t high enough when they’re in the airport. Maybe they oughta do some laps.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It really fucking should be. Alas.
Duffy: "It's maybe a little odd for three guys to talk about nursing and options for nursing, but ...
December 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The delay in concentration camps must be a real bummer for Steven Miller and his rabble of shit eaters horny for ethnic cleansing.
i am skeptical trump would actually go through with this, even if miller wants it, but i am even *more* skeptical of the idea that youngkin would take the job.
Trump weighing Noem’s ouster at Homeland Security
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem is on “very thin ice,” a White House official told MS NOW.
www.ms.now
December 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Such an incredible honor, wow. A dignified, esteemed award. Just plop that medal around your neck, great.
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The Great Value Peace Prize is just as good as the name brand one thank you
COLLINS: You're expected to get the FIFA peace prize. What you say to people who say it conflicts with your pledge to strike Venezuela?

TRUMP: I've settled 8 wars. I don't know that I'm getting it. I've been hearing about a peace prize and I'm here to represent our country. But I did settle 8 wars.
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
These people have no discernible moral code, and simply worship cruelty and unfreedom.
DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It’s not. I’ll show you the study.
December 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Recruiting ignorant, uneducated, and violent white supremacist criminals is 100% a feature-not a bug- of this movement.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
ICE's messy hiring spree brings in unfit and illiterate recruits
ICE recruits with no experience are being fast-tracked into the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in Georgia, where instructors are astounded at their incompetence.
www.dailymail.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Fragile republican men with delicate egos and raging inferiority complexes are a protected class now.
Scoop: FBI aims to escalate its inquiry into 6 Democrats who made video for troops by pressing domestic terrorism squad to launch a formal seditious conspiracy investigation. Washington Field Office leaders are pushing back b/c they don't see a crime. news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
FBI Seeks ‘Seditious Conspiracy’ Probe of Democratic Lawmakers
The FBI is pressuring domestic terrorism agents to open a seditious conspiracy investigation into six Democratic lawmakers who advised military service members to defy unlawful orders, according to th...
news.bloomberglaw.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Conservatism is nothing more than grown men upset the world doesn’t look like it did when they were kids.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Come to think of it, we should also disallow SNAP benefits from being used in other ways that are already disallowed.
Joni Ernst: "I have a McSCUSE ME Act which would disallow those SNAP benefits being used at fast food restaurants. We want to make sure that those hungry families, those food insecure families actually are receiving benefits, but we want them to really use those dollars on nutrient-rich foods."
December 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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i like the “hes not delivering” complaint bc yes he is, hes doing ethnic ckeansing and war crimes. hes destroying the university system and raising tariffs. hes making obamacare unaffordable and funneling money to his billionaire tech backers. hes doing everything he said he would…
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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To make common cause with this Administration is to support an affirmatively white supremacist vision of this country. Period.

Every corporation.
Every Republican.
Every influencer.
Every Governor.
Every evangelical leader.
Every voter. Yes. Every voter.
Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Her parents owe their lives to the United States accepting them as asylum seekers fleeing religious persecution in Iraq in the 1980s. She wouldn't be here if we had not offered her family safe haven.

The hypocrisy is stunning.
Habba: There were individuals that were saying that this should be a safe harbor, a safe haven. Why? America is America because we protect our own.
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
If Louis CK wasn’t funny, he’d be lurking around Central Park in a trench coat exposing himself to families on picnics.
November 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
“My fellow Americans, I might murder you if you fly home for the holidays this year. Thank you. Vote republican.”
The deranged madman now threatens to blow up commercial airliners flying in and out of Venezuela.
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“Stop calling us nazis.”

-nazis
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Peter Thiel’s “the antichrist is real, but it’s definitely not me” tee shirt is getting him a lot of questions already answered by his shirt.
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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lol sign worked
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
We already have the government from GTA5, why not appoint its NPCs to leadership positions?
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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The media doesn't treat the Trump regime's allegiances with neo-Nazis like Nick Fuentes as antisemitism, but Zohran's belief in Palestinian liberation is treated as antisemitism.

It's completely backwards and insane. Zohran will protect American Jews; the fascists will target American Jews.
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?

MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM