Alopex Fox
@alopexfox.bsky.social
Yes, THAT Alopex. Popping over from the Fediverse to see what's shaking here. Icon by @spainimation.bsky.social & Banner by Cara Mitten.
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Alopex Fox
@alopexfox.bsky.social
· Oct 19
Should I post this here? Yeah, maybe I'll post this here.
Jacko Lopez posing with his Twin Six cycling kit (and Assos bibs, which are his only ones to allow his tail to stick out).
Jacko Lopez posing with his Twin Six cycling kit (and Assos bibs, which are his only ones to allow his tail to stick out).
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Yes, it's on Substack 🤮
Yes, the author's an arrogant prick
BUT
Do give this a read. If you're considered "middle class" in America, yet still struggling, this will explain a lot, and probably make you angry to boot!
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Yes, the author's an arrogant prick
BUT
Do give this a read. If you're considered "middle class" in America, yet still struggling, this will explain a lot, and probably make you angry to boot!
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Yes, it's on Substack 🤮
Yes, the author's an arrogant prick
BUT
Do give this a read. If you're considered "middle class" in America, yet still struggling, this will explain a lot, and probably make you angry to boot!
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Yes, the author's an arrogant prick
BUT
Do give this a read. If you're considered "middle class" in America, yet still struggling, this will explain a lot, and probably make you angry to boot!
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
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Device…hoarding. Because you don’t go get a new one while yours is still fine.
Apparently I am also practicing car hoarding, house hoarding, husband hoarding, dog hoarding, computer hoarding, furniture hoarding and art hoarding.
Apparently I am also practicing car hoarding, house hoarding, husband hoarding, dog hoarding, computer hoarding, furniture hoarding and art hoarding.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Device…hoarding. Because you don’t go get a new one while yours is still fine.
Apparently I am also practicing car hoarding, house hoarding, husband hoarding, dog hoarding, computer hoarding, furniture hoarding and art hoarding.
Apparently I am also practicing car hoarding, house hoarding, husband hoarding, dog hoarding, computer hoarding, furniture hoarding and art hoarding.
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
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Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, & Reverent.
All the things Republicans aren't.
All the things Republicans aren't.
Hegseth is very very terrified, deep deep down of something to do with maleness www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts.
www.npr.org
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, & Reverent.
All the things Republicans aren't.
All the things Republicans aren't.
Please disperse! Nothing to see here.
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Please disperse! Nothing to see here.
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The artistic process
Comic Commission for Dali
Comic Commission for Dali
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The artistic process
Comic Commission for Dali
Comic Commission for Dali
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![[Scene is a MEDIEVAL PLAGUE PIT with all the bodies inside it. On the edge of it is a young peasant woman, in a sack cloth dress, covered in boils. She is lounging glamorously next to the pit. Her boyfriend is standing a few feet away, photographing her with an anachronistic mobile phone]
GIRL:
OK so I'll sit here...
With my hair like this…
Rubbing my cyst with the corpse's hand.
[She produces a whithered severed hand and starts rubbing it on her face.]
[We are treated to a revolting close up of her rubbing the severed hand on her disgusting massive cyst.]
[Her boyfriend takes a photo of her.]
SNAP
GIRL:
OK, now write this:
"Hanging out at the burial pit, rubbing my sebaceous cyst with a severed corpse hand from
#BurtsGraverobbers…”
And then: #selfcare, #metime, #BurtsGraverobbers…
... nails emoji, heart emoji, cyst emoji.
BOYFRIEND:
Um...
Should we really be promoting this?
I mean… does rubbing a corpse's hand on a cyst actually work?
GIRL:
Look, Burt's done research, OK?
And he's paying us four groats.
BOYFRIEND:
Hmm.
[Boyfriend dutifully taps out the post on his phone]
TAP TAP TAP
BOYFRIEND:
Cyst emoji?
GIRL:
Just use a fried egg.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreifyvq2vzehtutrj7ild2dd7kkljmkbcby7yompicekbbpa2bqpluq@jpeg)
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November 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Life is best when you’re doing weird things, with weird people, in weird places.
🦌 @yupcake.is
📸 @squeak.dog
🦌 @yupcake.is
📸 @squeak.dog
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Life is best when you’re doing weird things, with weird people, in weird places.
🦌 @yupcake.is
📸 @squeak.dog
🦌 @yupcake.is
📸 @squeak.dog
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Again, every elected Democrat needs to put out a video stating exactly what Kelly and the others said. If ever there were a line to draw in the sand, it’s here. The military is not the president’s Praetorian Guard.
“Within the White House, Trump and his lieutenants aren’t planning on letting up…Trump has told some advisers that he wants RICO prosecutions and conspiracy charges leveled against the six Democrats, a source with direct knowledge of the matter tells Zeteo…
zeteo.com/p/how-we-gre...
zeteo.com/p/how-we-gre...
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Again, every elected Democrat needs to put out a video stating exactly what Kelly and the others said. If ever there were a line to draw in the sand, it’s here. The military is not the president’s Praetorian Guard.
No, we're not Enron.
Boy do we WISH we were Enron! *laughs nervously and dissolves into sobs*
Boy do we WISH we were Enron! *laughs nervously and dissolves into sobs*
In the memo, “Nvidia also responds to claims that the ‘current situation is analogous to historical accounting frauds (Enron, WorldCom, Lucent) that featured vendor financing and SPVs [special purpose vehicles.)’”
@barrons.com $NVDA
@firstadopter.bsky.social
www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
@barrons.com $NVDA
@firstadopter.bsky.social
www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
No, we're not Enron.
Boy do we WISH we were Enron! *laughs nervously and dissolves into sobs*
Boy do we WISH we were Enron! *laughs nervously and dissolves into sobs*
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I do appreciate that they've completely dropped the pretense.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I do appreciate that they've completely dropped the pretense.
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He’s total beefcake. 😍
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
He’s total beefcake. 😍
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Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
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Got my belt and bags all squared away! One bag a log the other a leaf, totally on brand for a beaver! What do y’all think?
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Got my belt and bags all squared away! One bag a log the other a leaf, totally on brand for a beaver! What do y’all think?
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Days continue That's certain. What isn't certain is whether you'll use them to become someone you didn't know you could be.
Photo by: @blyze.bsky.social
Suit by: @thatsfurredup.com
#furry #furrycommunity #furries #fursuiter #fursuiteveryday #suitswap #fursuitswap #plush #plushie #fursuit #plushsuit
Photo by: @blyze.bsky.social
Suit by: @thatsfurredup.com
#furry #furrycommunity #furries #fursuiter #fursuiteveryday #suitswap #fursuitswap #plush #plushie #fursuit #plushsuit
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Days continue That's certain. What isn't certain is whether you'll use them to become someone you didn't know you could be.
Photo by: @blyze.bsky.social
Suit by: @thatsfurredup.com
#furry #furrycommunity #furries #fursuiter #fursuiteveryday #suitswap #fursuitswap #plush #plushie #fursuit #plushsuit
Photo by: @blyze.bsky.social
Suit by: @thatsfurredup.com
#furry #furrycommunity #furries #fursuiter #fursuiteveryday #suitswap #fursuitswap #plush #plushie #fursuit #plushsuit
Coming up next on Grand Designs.
Will the new homeowners make their goal of moving in by Christmas? We'll find out!
Will the new homeowners make their goal of moving in by Christmas? We'll find out!
They really don't want to share any interior shots but when they do, you just know that unspeakable acts have been committed within... www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Check out this 3 bedroom end of terrace house for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom end of terrace house for sale in 75 Camden Mews, Camden, London, NW1 9BY, NW1 for £925,000. Marketed by Auction House London, Hampstead
www.rightmove.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Coming up next on Grand Designs.
Will the new homeowners make their goal of moving in by Christmas? We'll find out!
Will the new homeowners make their goal of moving in by Christmas? We'll find out!
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This is what ally ship looks like to me.
November 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This is what ally ship looks like to me.
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'Swan Brothers' by @tkingfisher.com just hit my dash again, so from the year 2014 I bring you the link. ursulav.livejournal.com/1598605.html
Swan Brothers
It happened one summer that a curse fell on my family. The details arent important. We could be here all night with who married whom and who cursed what. There was a curse, thats all you need to know....
ursulav.livejournal.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
'Swan Brothers' by @tkingfisher.com just hit my dash again, so from the year 2014 I bring you the link. ursulav.livejournal.com/1598605.html
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November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
So do I, and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us, Charlie Brown.
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, Charlie Brown.
It's the end, but the moment has been prepared for, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
So do I, and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us, Charlie Brown.
Choose your fighter! I'm Octopus Cat.
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Choose your fighter! I'm Octopus Cat.
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WaPo with the heavy-hitting journalism. Good going, guys. World’s on fire, try a “fart walk.” Pulitzer imminent.
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
WaPo with the heavy-hitting journalism. Good going, guys. World’s on fire, try a “fart walk.” Pulitzer imminent.