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Pete Hegseth needs his wife, brother, and lawyer to prevent him from drinking or abusing women. By demanding that they be removed from diplomatic meetings and chats about top secret battle plans, the Democrats are taking away his support system. So much for the tolerant left.

by Marc Thiessen
April 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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When you take a step back, it’s genuinely stunning how far any of this is from anything Trump campaigned on. It aligns perfectly w Project 2025 of course, but in terms of Trump’s public rhetoric, this was totally absent.
Will be interesting to see how a state that shreds its own capacity to collect taxes can sustain global power status
February 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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DOGE recommended firing workers at:

-FDA, which oversees Neuralink

-FAA, which oversees SpaceX

-USAID, which probed Starlink

-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.

"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
February 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Susan Collins texting RFK Jr.
February 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Slightly buried the lede but: if you're a queer couple and you want to get married ASAP in a state with strong protections before Obergefell inevitably gets overturned by fascists I will do an officiate for you for free (if you drop by the shop when I'm here just call/email ahead to make sure I am).
Would you like to get married at a cozy comic book shop? This is not a joke or Valentine's Day meme Wing actually has a level in cleric and can officiate marriages legally. Completely free for queer couples who wanna get paperwork done and have a simple thing. Email us if you want something more.
February 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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This is an important point I think. Opposition to Musk isn't based on philosophical or political views. It's between people who know when they're being conned and people who don't. Whether we still have a functioning country after this depends on how many of us fall for the wallet inspector gag
Yeah yeah he’s cringe but can you imagine being dumb enough to fall for this shit? Like oh sure the worlds richest man with billions in government contracts is saying that disability payments are the real scam, he seems legit lol
The man currently destroying the U.S. government has changed his name on Twitter to Harry Bolz
February 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Eagles are now closer to a threepeat than the Chiefs
February 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Announcer: "The Eagles are gonna run some clock."

Eagles: throw 46-yard TD pass.

Love the brilliant analysis.
February 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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📌Call (202) 224-3121 and say this:

"A NAZI-LOVING BILLIONAIRE DOES NOT BELONG INSIDE OUR GOVERNMENT OR ANYWHERE NEAR OUR MONEY OR PERSONAL INFORMATION. JUST WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ABOUT THIS?"

📌It's time for everybody to sharpen those elbows, pick themselves up and FIGHT BACK!

My latest.
ENOUGH, DAMMIT!
Break time over: Time to stand up, fight back, and start doing the leading instead of the following; It's easier than you think ...
dearlstephens.substack.com
February 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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And so it begins again - US Reps. Thom Tiffany and Lauren Boebert have reintroduced their bill to strip gray wolves of federal protections.

The bill, renamed the "Pet and Livestock Protection Act", relies on misinformation and fear in its attempt to delist wolves and prevent judicial review.
Republicans in Congress introduce bill to remove gray wolf from federal protections
Republicans in Congress including Rep. Tom Tiffany of Wisconsin on Friday introduced a bill to delist the gray wolf in Wisconsin and 43 other states.
www.jsonline.com
February 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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This game looks like a blowout, but if you put yourself in Eagles Fan Mindset (complete panic and despair at the slightest setback), you too can keep it interesting
January 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
January 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I read the news today, oh boy
January 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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I just read a fight on facebook that was a lot of seemingly politicalkt disengaged folks and the most common reaction was “people see what they want” and i gotta fuckin say i have NEVER EVER wanted to see someone throwing a seig heil at the fuckin presidential inauguration.
January 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Yelling at the TV during Pop Culture Jeopardy like it's the Super Bowl
January 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Go Birds (belated)
November 16, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Stardew Valley Alora
September 2, 2023 at 7:53 PM
An ice cream truck was playing eery tunes outside the window the whole time I was in therapy today, which is one quick and easy way of reaching clinical insanity
August 24, 2023 at 7:07 PM
"Putin I wish I was your mother" lady is punching the air rn
August 23, 2023 at 11:07 PM
"Alora, stop pretending wolves are real." - @drbill.bsky.social
August 15, 2023 at 11:09 PM
I'm watching "Sex and the City" for the first time and I must be missing something here because Mr. Big SUCKS
August 15, 2023 at 8:22 PM
Reviewing my recent Google searches
August 6, 2023 at 4:01 AM
Exciting commute to DC today 😬
July 31, 2023 at 3:52 PM
Is this thing on
July 26, 2023 at 1:02 AM