aak
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she/her. public health doctoral student. concerned citizen. twin mom. patient safety & health care quality. boston terriers.
still searching for my glorious purpose. i choose defiant jazz.
still searching for my glorious purpose. i choose defiant jazz.
Another month, another newsletter from Hillsdale College! I'll paraphrase but, "The left studies Marxism, the right gravitates to Nick Fuentes who praises Hitler and Stalin and who are, I guess, less than cool. These two sides are bad but the left is definitely worse."
December 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Another month, another newsletter from Hillsdale College! I'll paraphrase but, "The left studies Marxism, the right gravitates to Nick Fuentes who praises Hitler and Stalin and who are, I guess, less than cool. These two sides are bad but the left is definitely worse."
It appears that both hands are attached to a corpse.
not only was Trump's right hand discolored on Christmas Eve, but it appears his left hand is now discolored too
(Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)
(Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)
December 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It appears that both hands are attached to a corpse.
I just took my kids for their yearly physical and they each got FOUR immunizations: tdap, meningococcal, HPV, and flu.
Even their socks are now autistic.
Even their socks are now autistic.
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I just took my kids for their yearly physical and they each got FOUR immunizations: tdap, meningococcal, HPV, and flu.
Even their socks are now autistic.
Even their socks are now autistic.
"You're too nice for this job."
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"You're too nice for this job."
I said Merry Christmas at least 50 times yesterday and NOT ONCE did a liberal jump out from behind a curtain and assault me with a Starbucks cup and put me in woke leftist Antifa jail.
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I said Merry Christmas at least 50 times yesterday and NOT ONCE did a liberal jump out from behind a curtain and assault me with a Starbucks cup and put me in woke leftist Antifa jail.
Christmas dinner last night, my husband was showing off this cool bracelet our daughter made. It's like a three inch wide bracelet with pony beads in a rainbow pattern. His aunt, not even looking AT my daughter, says, "It's a rainbow...she's not gay, is she?"
December 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Christmas dinner last night, my husband was showing off this cool bracelet our daughter made. It's like a three inch wide bracelet with pony beads in a rainbow pattern. His aunt, not even looking AT my daughter, says, "It's a rainbow...she's not gay, is she?"
The yacht thing isn't real, right?
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The yacht thing isn't real, right?
"A dropped knife has no handle" is so zen.
As many of us begin Christmas meal prep, allow me to share the advice that my ER nurse sister puts in the chat every year:
A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
A dropped knife has no handle. Jump away. Let it fall. You can pick it up and wash it.
December 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"A dropped knife has no handle" is so zen.
Because we only do it every three years, I always forget that pumping the septic tank makes the house smell like poop. Send scented candles asap.
December 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Because we only do it every three years, I always forget that pumping the septic tank makes the house smell like poop. Send scented candles asap.
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The Trump supporter who runs CBS news just killed a story about Trump’s favorite torture prison. Here’s why America has a liberal media bias problem.
December 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The Trump supporter who runs CBS news just killed a story about Trump’s favorite torture prison. Here’s why America has a liberal media bias problem.
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Bari Weiss is really bad at her job, until you realize it's her job to be really bad at her job, in which case she is excellent at her job
December 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Bari Weiss is really bad at her job, until you realize it's her job to be really bad at her job, in which case she is excellent at her job
Labeling the ice for the Hanukkah party.
December 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Labeling the ice for the Hanukkah party.
2026: Time no longer exists.
🤔
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times"
2025 "it just the worst of times."
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"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times"
2025 "it just the worst of times."
.
December 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
2026: Time no longer exists.
Little known fact, the sixth stage of grief is pyrotechnics.
December 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Little known fact, the sixth stage of grief is pyrotechnics.
Do people have obituaries anymore? This is the fourth friend who's died and then just...nothing?
December 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Do people have obituaries anymore? This is the fourth friend who's died and then just...nothing?
The Economist, coming in hot.
December 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The Economist, coming in hot.
From the bottom of my soul, I hate his man. To the very, very bottom. I will dig an even deeper hole in my soul just to hate him more.
What’s that you say? FDA chief Marty Makary is a shitbird conspiracy theorist who thinks HIV came from a lab leak?
But of course. It’s why he got the job.
But of course. It’s why he got the job.
FDA Commissioner: HIV “May Very Well Have Come From a Lab”
During a recent podcast appearance, Dr. Marty Makary promoted lab origin conspiracy theories involving HIV, Lyme disease, and one dead raccoon.
www.importantcontext.news
December 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
From the bottom of my soul, I hate his man. To the very, very bottom. I will dig an even deeper hole in my soul just to hate him more.
Call sign for the AWACS skirting Venezuela 🙄
December 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Call sign for the AWACS skirting Venezuela 🙄
I promise I'm actually really fun.
December 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I promise I'm actually really fun.
Bari Weiss is like a meeting that should have been an email that should never have been written.
CNN has a show with a similar line. That the problem with this country is we just aren’t talking to each other.
It’s the kind of diagnosis that a toddler would land on.
It’s the kind of diagnosis that a toddler would land on.
December 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Bari Weiss is like a meeting that should have been an email that should never have been written.
My kid now has a 103° fever and I need her to be completely healthy when she wakes up tomorrow and that's totally going to happen right? Right? RIGHT???
December 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
My kid now has a 103° fever and I need her to be completely healthy when she wakes up tomorrow and that's totally going to happen right? Right? RIGHT???
My daughter's long time basketball coach died last night. I don't know how to tell her. She's 11. I'm a mess. I just saw him over the weekend. God damn the whole world is one giant wound that never heals.
December 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My daughter's long time basketball coach died last night. I don't know how to tell her. She's 11. I'm a mess. I just saw him over the weekend. God damn the whole world is one giant wound that never heals.
Is there a state of mind that's like, you don't want to be dead but you also need a solid break from being alive?
December 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Is there a state of mind that's like, you don't want to be dead but you also need a solid break from being alive?
Remember the "That's Not My Name!" song from like 10 years ago? I'm re-writing the lyrics to "That's Not My Motherfucking Job!"
December 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Remember the "That's Not My Name!" song from like 10 years ago? I'm re-writing the lyrics to "That's Not My Motherfucking Job!"