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@andrewhickey.500songs.com
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That bloke who does that podcast your annoying friend keeps trying to get you to listen to. He/him. Posts every random thought in his head. AuDHD and not many filters. If you're only interested in my podcast you probably don't want to follow.
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andrewhickey.500songs.com
Now we finally have pinned posts I can pin this and take it out of my profile:
Do *NOT* share screenshots of my posts to my podcast's FB fan group. This is not, for the most part, somewhere I talk about my work, and I don't like personal stuff about me being shared on platforms I'm not on.
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drmag00.bsky.social
Exactly. Like, I'll take the deductions that make sense based on the way I live my life, but I don't make decisions based on trying to get out of paying taxes. (The price we pay for living in a civilized society and all.) We don't have a lot of investments, etc., so it's basically all just living.
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rkemb.bsky.social
I've been in positions where I could make myself "tax efficient" a few times and I've never hated public services enough to put in the effort that would have been required.
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smolrobots.bsky.social
Yeah, a close relative of mine was an accountant with a... let's say, 'knack for creative arithmetic' (to the extent of spending a year inside for getting *too* creative) and they were offering to look at my records to see if there was any advantages I was missing out on. No thanks!
andrewhickey.500songs.com
Funny how morality and neurotype work in non-intuitive ways. Had a phone call with my brother the other day, and he was urging me to do various things to make myself more "tax efficient" and I was repulsed.
andrewhickey.500songs.com
And since then it's been "I'll do it at the start of the next tax year because that will simplify things -- oh shit it *is* the start of the next tax year and I didn't get round to arranging a meeting with an accountant. OK, next year it is."
andrewhickey.500songs.com
Wasn't worth it when I started because I was making literally no money, then when I started making real money I was going through a divorce and had to remortgage the house and didn't want to fuck around with my earnings and so on.
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talestoenrage.bsky.social
"You know that crazy Columbo, doesn't want me to round up 5 random black teens for the line up. Seems to think a rich white guy did it!"
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wolter.bsky.social
I cannot express how fully and immediately I accepted this as the only possible canon for the character.
wolter.bsky.social
Columbo is actually a trickster spirit of working class justice against the wealthy that has taken human form, because he sure isn’t like any cop I’ve ever met
andrewhickey.500songs.com
Quite. And handily in the UK the taxes support slightly more actual good things like healthcare and slightly fewer forever wars and concentration camps (though not as much of the former or as little of the latter as I'd like).
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thepmann.bsky.social
For an old job I had to sit in on monthly meetings of an estate and tax planning committee. The degree to which it is conventional wisdom among that crowd that anyone who pays what they actually owe in taxes is a sap repulses and horrifies me.
andrewhickey.500songs.com
But putting in any actual effort to pay less tax seems unsporting or something. Like it's fine to take advantage of accidental good fortune, but to do *admin* for it... ew.
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wolter.bsky.social
I just decided if the rest of the police department ever looked into Columbo’s personnel files, it would be an empty folder and no one will actually remember when he he actually joined the force.
unicornosis.bsky.social
An idea came to me in a dream that Columbo is not so much a cop as he is a ronin*

*masterless samurai
andrewhickey.500songs.com
(I will probably end up incorporating at some point, but that will only be because the combination of this Making Tax Digital bollocks and having multiple employees will make the paperwork too much for my poor ADHD brain otherwise)
andrewhickey.500songs.com
But putting in any actual effort to pay less tax seems unsporting or something. Like it's fine to take advantage of accidental good fortune, but to do *admin* for it... ew.
andrewhickey.500songs.com
But that feels, to me, just like luck. "Wow, you mean if I do the thing I was doing anyway, I pay less money? Cool!"
andrewhickey.500songs.com
But the thing is, I don't want to pay more taxes than I have to, and actually gloat about how when I buy records and stuff that's a tax writeoff.

But I do want to pay my fair share.
andrewhickey.500songs.com
Funny how morality and neurotype work in non-intuitive ways. Had a phone call with my brother the other day, and he was urging me to do various things to make myself more "tax efficient" and I was repulsed.
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magicjewball.bsky.social
I really thought I was beyond the age of "that's a REMAKE???" but this week I learned something most people probably know (?), that the second song ever played on MTV, from one of my favorite artists at that time, is in fact not by her. I am shook. Video in next post.
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thecelticist.bsky.social
Reminds me of this excellent sign that I saw at the Tubman African American Museum in Macon, Georgia.
Piano, which once belonged to Little Richard, with a sign on it saying "Do not attempt to play Little Richard's piano. He will know."
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po8crg.gadsden.online
TIRED: Teaching the sand to think was a mistake.

WIRED: Convincing people that we taught the sand to think was a mistake.
thelouvreof.bsky.social
i think it’s actually completely okay to say an algorithm is not a real person
hailey @hailey.at
if you're writing a sentence that sounds like eugenics but you go "oh that's fine to say because it's not a real person" (whatever that means) you may want to consider what made you okay with saying that
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demontomatodave.bsky.social
The new weighing machines at the hospital have a loud artificial voice that says "LOOK STRAIGHT" which is fine for me but just be aware xx
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wisekingaido.bsky.social
Alan Coren once described Clegg as "the kind of man where you can't remember whether he has a beard or not, even while you're talking to him".
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paulduane.bsky.social
We had a good innings, from the cave paintings of Lascaux right up to Napster, time to admit defeat and let Nick Clegg be in charge of our imaginative output from now on.
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yogabapentin.bsky.social
Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
Claude AI logo Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
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joe-dumont.bsky.social
My favourite hits radio station has a feature on the breakfast show where listeners are asked to suggest songs relating to a theme of the day. When the theme was “rap”, the suggestions that the DJ read out - with a completely straight face - were: ‘Rapture’, ‘Chant No.1’ and ‘World in Motion’
andrewhickey.500songs.com
Saw this in the cinema when it came out, and as I recall it genuinely is one of the few documentaries about a musician worth watching.
andrewmale.bsky.social
The 2024 Little Richard documentary, I Am Everything, is currently streaming on C4 in the UK. Ignore the usual talking heads who appear at the start as this is excellent. Particularly good on the "queer" subculture of the American South. youtu.be/4YC8WUrWtZY?...
Little Richard: I Am Everything - Official Trailer | Documentary by Lisa Cortés | Opens April 21
YouTube video by Magnolia Pictures & Magnet Releasing
youtu.be
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andrewmale.bsky.social
The 2024 Little Richard documentary, I Am Everything, is currently streaming on C4 in the UK. Ignore the usual talking heads who appear at the start as this is excellent. Particularly good on the "queer" subculture of the American South. youtu.be/4YC8WUrWtZY?...
Little Richard: I Am Everything - Official Trailer | Documentary by Lisa Cortés | Opens April 21
YouTube video by Magnolia Pictures & Magnet Releasing
youtu.be