AndyW
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AndyW
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Self parody of me
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December 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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I forgot to tell you about today’s episode of Dead Funny History. This one is about Emma of Normandy, medieval England’s powerhouse queen — it’s 15 minutes long, funny, factual, and ideal for kids

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
December 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Tony: “Got anything nice planned?”
Hannah: “Yeah, a quiet day in catching up on #TheArchers.”
Tony: “NO, Hannah! NEVER listen to The Archers! You’ll get trapped in a metafiction paradox feedback loop!”
December 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Please listen to Absent Friends on BBC Radio 4 Extra today. Part One is 4.45pm (repeated at 0045) and Part Two is the same time tomorrow. It’s my acknowledgment of various folk from UK sci-fi, horror and fantasy who died this year. 4 Extra doesn’t do many home made productions, so do tune in!
December 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I can't believe it's Hogswatch, and the stores are selling the ingredients for Soulcake Tuesday
December 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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So, is a Christmas poo the poo you do on Christmas Day, or the poo you have from eating so much on Christmas Day, irrespective of the day on which you do it?

Interviewer: No, I meant do you have any questions about the job?
December 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Happy Christmas Eve Eve if you celebrate, or just have a great Wednesday if you don't.

youtu.be/pTaXqu4uEuw?...
Paul and Storm - Christmas Eve Eve
YouTube video by Not Today
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December 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Just saw 8 magpies outside, now I have to look up exactly what that means..
December 21, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Otter goes undercover….
December 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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That's a real line and everything, huh?
#TOTP
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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3 songs in and I'm so missing the snooker #totp
December 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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#totp

FFS.

Again.

I think I might actually be a masochist.
December 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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I appear to be in a very small group of people who like both snooker and Top of the Pops. Which is funny because this episode of #TOTP is a load of balls so far.
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Well.... I suppose there's still the snooker I could watch till 98 is over #totp
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Actually Katy, it's 8:21. #totp
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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My milkshake brings all the Bods to the yard
December 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Ed: “Do you know Dad’s turkey money turned up, it was in his jacket pocket all along?”
George: “No, but if you sing it, I’ll join in on the harmonica.” #TheArchers
November 30, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Doctor Who missed a trick not having a Capaldi episode where he went back to the 70s and saved the world by joining Darts. #totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Jack Dee hasn’t asked even one band to do one song to the tune of another. #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Tax That.

#totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Ah, Mr. Barlow #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM