Andy Kebede (maybe)
@andykebede.bsky.social
Still an avid Hartford Whalers and Quebec Nordiques fan. He/him.
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I have no memory of what my first post was on the other app but I’m sure it was something like eating lunch #lunch
Hell yeah bring the energy to Bluesky
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Hell yeah bring the energy to Bluesky
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MANCHESTER. IS. REDDDDD! 🤩❤️
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
MANCHESTER. IS. REDDDDD! 🤩❤️
UNITED! Amazing, oh my goodness that was awesome
January 17, 2026 at 2:30 PM
UNITED! Amazing, oh my goodness that was awesome
Dalot getting away with a red card challenge that wouldn’t have existed in the first place because of a handball that was ignored is an incredible piece of British officiating
January 17, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Dalot getting away with a red card challenge that wouldn’t have existed in the first place because of a handball that was ignored is an incredible piece of British officiating
Terps winning at USC 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
January 16, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Terps winning at USC 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
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thanks to signing every single player in baseball the dodgers are now massive favorites to win the world series next season at.... about 20 percent
METS: Here's a ton of money for three years
BLUE JAYS: Here's a lot of money for seven years
DODGERS:
KYLE TUCKER: This is so hard
DODGERS:
KYLE TUCKER: But I'm gonna have to go with the Dodgers
BLUE JAYS: Here's a lot of money for seven years
DODGERS:
KYLE TUCKER: This is so hard
DODGERS:
KYLE TUCKER: But I'm gonna have to go with the Dodgers
January 16, 2026 at 3:05 AM
thanks to signing every single player in baseball the dodgers are now massive favorites to win the world series next season at.... about 20 percent
If the Jets ever get good again I am going to be fucking insufferable
January 14, 2026 at 7:41 PM
If the Jets ever get good again I am going to be fucking insufferable
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As of right now, 15 Men's World Cup qualified countries have had visa processing frozen. Full list in the picture.
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
January 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM
As of right now, 15 Men's World Cup qualified countries have had visa processing frozen. Full list in the picture.
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
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Really great analysis of the Coffey transfer from @abigailsegel.bsky.social. The NWSL is on its own, and when it comes to retaining USWNT stars, it's falling short. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Sam Coffey’s Man City move is another blow for a hamstrung NWSL
USWNT stars have a world of options as their domestic league struggles to match European teams’ ambition
www.theguardian.com
January 14, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Really great analysis of the Coffey transfer from @abigailsegel.bsky.social. The NWSL is on its own, and when it comes to retaining USWNT stars, it's falling short. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Shout out to Gianni Infantino
wait wut
*US VISA PROCESSING FROZEN FOR RUSSIA, BRAZIL, IRAN: FOX NEWS
*US VISA PROCESSING FROZEN FOR RUSSIA, BRAZIL, IRAN: FOX NEWS
January 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Shout out to Gianni Infantino
Is there a reason Dan Shulman and Jay Bilas sound like they’re calling the Kansas game on ESPN from a submarine? Have I missed something?
January 14, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Is there a reason Dan Shulman and Jay Bilas sound like they’re calling the Kansas game on ESPN from a submarine? Have I missed something?
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🚨 Manchester United reach agreement in principle with Michael Carrick + coaching staff to take over until end of season. Appointments subject to finalising contract details & announcement. In position for #MUFC ahead of #MCFC visit on Sat 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/694...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/694...
Manchester United reach agreement in principle to appoint Michael Carrick as interim head coach
Should everything progress as planned Carrick's first game in charge would be against rivals Manchester City on Saturday at Old Trafford.
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 9:08 AM
🚨 Manchester United reach agreement in principle with Michael Carrick + coaching staff to take over until end of season. Appointments subject to finalising contract details & announcement. In position for #MUFC ahead of #MCFC visit on Sat 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/694...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/694...
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Xabi Alonso turned Real Madrid into a dominant machine for two months and the players were like “fuck no, don’t like this at all!”
January 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Xabi Alonso turned Real Madrid into a dominant machine for two months and the players were like “fuck no, don’t like this at all!”
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I would say "Never Change, Real" but no one has ever Never Changed harder than Real Madrid in this moment
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🚨💣 BREAKING: XABI ALONSO LEAVES REAL MADRID WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.
January 12, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I would say "Never Change, Real" but no one has ever Never Changed harder than Real Madrid in this moment
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$73 for a friendly? Fuck off
January 12, 2026 at 3:25 PM
$73 for a friendly? Fuck off
Woah, thank you for looking this up
ok here is a different distraction
this regular season, the Eagles had 12 drives in the fourth quarter or overtime where they were down by one score or tied.
the results:
5 punts
3 turnovers on downs
1 pick
1 fumble
1 clock expiration
1 field goal
this regular season, the Eagles had 12 drives in the fourth quarter or overtime where they were down by one score or tied.
the results:
5 punts
3 turnovers on downs
1 pick
1 fumble
1 clock expiration
1 field goal
January 12, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Woah, thank you for looking this up
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The AI commercials this time around are gonna be like the crypto commercials that one time. I think the new AI bar to clear is Leadership Linebacker. That one bothers me even more than Idiot Pasta did
ChatGPT winding up to throw us the world's most annoying Super Bowl ad I just know it
You can always tell when a new Chat GPT commercial is coming because it's always like someone staring at a pan with a big hunk of chicken in it and then it reveals their search history with something like "Tell me how to not die from salmonella poisoning"
January 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
The AI commercials this time around are gonna be like the crypto commercials that one time. I think the new AI bar to clear is Leadership Linebacker. That one bothers me even more than Idiot Pasta did
It me, New York Jet loving Manchester United supporter
Straight up not having a good time
Straight up not having a good time
January 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
It me, New York Jet loving Manchester United supporter
Straight up not having a good time
Straight up not having a good time
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Launch point for a 27 yard completion
January 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Launch point for a 27 yard completion
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It's no less insane the next day
January 11, 2026 at 2:40 PM
It's no less insane the next day
FIFA/IFAB could close the goalkeeper fake injury loophole tomorrow if they wanted
Instead we’re getting commercial breaks during the men’s World Cup this summer
Instead we’re getting commercial breaks during the men’s World Cup this summer
January 10, 2026 at 2:04 PM
FIFA/IFAB could close the goalkeeper fake injury loophole tomorrow if they wanted
Instead we’re getting commercial breaks during the men’s World Cup this summer
Instead we’re getting commercial breaks during the men’s World Cup this summer
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Indiana bowl wins in 139 years:
Pre-Cignetti: 3
This season: 2
Pre-Cignetti: 3
This season: 2
January 10, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Indiana bowl wins in 139 years:
Pre-Cignetti: 3
This season: 2
Pre-Cignetti: 3
This season: 2
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oregon has been desperately trying to scrape and claw their way to a seat at the big boy table for like 25 years only to be completely eclipsed by a school that decided to give a shit about football 18 months ago bc they hired a scary guy
January 10, 2026 at 3:41 AM
oregon has been desperately trying to scrape and claw their way to a seat at the big boy table for like 25 years only to be completely eclipsed by a school that decided to give a shit about football 18 months ago bc they hired a scary guy
As a Jets fan I’d bite your hand off for pre-injury Teddy after the last 16 years of Jets football, but I understand the caution
(Man it’s so bleak in Jets fandom)
(Man it’s so bleak in Jets fandom)
I don’t really think they play alike at all. Teddy is who comes to mind for me.
bsky.app/profile/jluk...
bsky.app/profile/jluk...
He’s a slightly bigger, slightly more athletic Bryce Young
January 10, 2026 at 3:44 AM
As a Jets fan I’d bite your hand off for pre-injury Teddy after the last 16 years of Jets football, but I understand the caution
(Man it’s so bleak in Jets fandom)
(Man it’s so bleak in Jets fandom)
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