Angel Moroni
@angelmoroni.bsky.social
What's happenin, quorum?
Exalted being here to restore the gospel in these latter days.
Not to be confused with Captain Moroni.
Sons of Perdition DNI (Daughters of Perdition OK)
Exalted being here to restore the gospel in these latter days.
Not to be confused with Captain Moroni.
Sons of Perdition DNI (Daughters of Perdition OK)
Pinned
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It's very funny every time the Doctrine and Covenants is like: "I your Lord God, creator of this world, yea verily the Alpha and Omega as spoken of in the Holy Scriptures, have something to say concerning the state of Missouri."
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It's very funny every time the Doctrine and Covenants is like: "I your Lord God, creator of this world, yea verily the Alpha and Omega as spoken of in the Holy Scriptures, have something to say concerning the state of Missouri."
WHATS UP YOUTUBE today we're counting down the top 10 polygamist wives if Joseph Smith. From underage girls to elderly women, you can be sure that Brother Joseph was a man inspired of God!
December 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
WHATS UP YOUTUBE today we're counting down the top 10 polygamist wives if Joseph Smith. From underage girls to elderly women, you can be sure that Brother Joseph was a man inspired of God!
Just two "female friends" going on a "service mission" together! 🏳️🌈
I guess that’s a nope: “A couple where both adults are over the age of 21 and one adult is a current temple recommend holder. This means that part member families or two female friends can also participate.”
aea.care/faqs-573956061
aea.care/faqs-573956061
December 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Just two "female friends" going on a "service mission" together! 🏳️🌈
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Commentary: Can You Guys Come Pick Me Up? I Accidentally Returned To Mars https://theonion.com/can-you-guys-come-pick-me-up-i-accidentally-returned-to-mars/
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Commentary: Can You Guys Come Pick Me Up? I Accidentally Returned To Mars https://theonion.com/can-you-guys-come-pick-me-up-i-accidentally-returned-to-mars/
Idk about y'all, but I don't want to go to outer darkness!
To worship an all powerful God that has done morally horrific things is to admit that you are actually just worshiping him out of fear that he may someday use his massive power against you if you were to displease him…not that he is so inherently good that he is deserves worship. This is cowardly.
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Idk about y'all, but I don't want to go to outer darkness!
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Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans a...
theonion.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
Angel Moroni action figure
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Angel Moroni action figure
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This also would have gone so hard on Mormon Twitter.
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
This also would have gone so hard on Mormon Twitter.
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Who says Utah doesn’t have a prayer line. 😉
October 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Who says Utah doesn’t have a prayer line. 😉
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They should do a Polymarket for who the next Mormon apostle will be.
September 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
They should do a Polymarket for who the next Mormon apostle will be.
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concept: booty shorts with the LDS foyer couch pattern and they say “Visitors Welcome” across the ass
November 25, 2024 at 5:08 AM
concept: booty shorts with the LDS foyer couch pattern and they say “Visitors Welcome” across the ass
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6 stages of LDS apologetics:
1. Anti-Mormon lie!
2. Scholars disagree
3. Anti-Mormon lies have distorted the facts
4. We don’t fully understand why the Lord let it happen
5. Here’s a nice video admitting we always knew
6. We’ve always taught that it happened. You must not have studied enough
1. Anti-Mormon lie!
2. Scholars disagree
3. Anti-Mormon lies have distorted the facts
4. We don’t fully understand why the Lord let it happen
5. Here’s a nice video admitting we always knew
6. We’ve always taught that it happened. You must not have studied enough
July 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
6 stages of LDS apologetics:
1. Anti-Mormon lie!
2. Scholars disagree
3. Anti-Mormon lies have distorted the facts
4. We don’t fully understand why the Lord let it happen
5. Here’s a nice video admitting we always knew
6. We’ve always taught that it happened. You must not have studied enough
1. Anti-Mormon lie!
2. Scholars disagree
3. Anti-Mormon lies have distorted the facts
4. We don’t fully understand why the Lord let it happen
5. Here’s a nice video admitting we always knew
6. We’ve always taught that it happened. You must not have studied enough
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I think they're probably experiencing the same thing that Evangelicalism is--a religion made mere cultural signifier by Content™ and its actual theology and practices ignored in favor of simply calling oneself a practitioner based on ingroup dynamics and maybe vibes
I rarely post about or engage with Mormon content anymore, but because I live in Utah, I get Mormon content on my feed sometimes.
Do Gen Z Mormons think any of the rules matter? They all shop on Sundays. I don't really care if they do, but it's pretty wild how it's basically a different religion.
Do Gen Z Mormons think any of the rules matter? They all shop on Sundays. I don't really care if they do, but it's pretty wild how it's basically a different religion.
July 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I think they're probably experiencing the same thing that Evangelicalism is--a religion made mere cultural signifier by Content™ and its actual theology and practices ignored in favor of simply calling oneself a practitioner based on ingroup dynamics and maybe vibes
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[1859]
mr mamdani do u support the right of Deseret to exist as a mormon state. mr mamdani do u condemn the massacre at hahn's mill. mr mamdani do u hate mormons. mr mamdani do u think the mormons had a right to defend themselves at the mountain meadows. mr mamdani u are dodging the question sir
mr mamdani do u support the right of Deseret to exist as a mormon state. mr mamdani do u condemn the massacre at hahn's mill. mr mamdani do u hate mormons. mr mamdani do u think the mormons had a right to defend themselves at the mountain meadows. mr mamdani u are dodging the question sir
June 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
[1859]
mr mamdani do u support the right of Deseret to exist as a mormon state. mr mamdani do u condemn the massacre at hahn's mill. mr mamdani do u hate mormons. mr mamdani do u think the mormons had a right to defend themselves at the mountain meadows. mr mamdani u are dodging the question sir
mr mamdani do u support the right of Deseret to exist as a mormon state. mr mamdani do u condemn the massacre at hahn's mill. mr mamdani do u hate mormons. mr mamdani do u think the mormons had a right to defend themselves at the mountain meadows. mr mamdani u are dodging the question sir
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It's most remembered for its odd marketing slogan, "the hedonistic nectar of greed and power. You think you drink it? No, it drinks you!"
April 1, 2024 at 11:32 AM
It's most remembered for its odd marketing slogan, "the hedonistic nectar of greed and power. You think you drink it? No, it drinks you!"
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If I was god sometimes I’d flip the rapture switch on for like half a second - just long enough for people’s stomachs to do that thing on roller coasters - and then flip it back off.
May 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If I was god sometimes I’d flip the rapture switch on for like half a second - just long enough for people’s stomachs to do that thing on roller coasters - and then flip it back off.
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I can’t disagree with the message in this woman’s Book of Mormon. 😆
April 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I can’t disagree with the message in this woman’s Book of Mormon. 😆
I'm the Angel known as Moroni. Simple as!
April 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm the Angel known as Moroni. Simple as!
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The Spirit whispereth to me that in October of this year, President Nelson will announce a temple on K2-18b and plans to begin immediate construction of the generation ship "Nauvoo" using funds amassed through the church's investment portfolio. Time is running out, exmos!
An exoplanet appears to have "the strongest signs yet of possible life beyond our solar system...the chemical fingerprints of gases that on Earth are produced only by biological processes"
Scientists find strongest evidence yet of life on an alien planet
In a potential landmark discovery, scientists using the James Webb Space Telescope have obtained what they call the strongest signs yet of possible life beyond our solar system, detecting in an alien planet's atmosphere the chemical fingerprints of gases that on Earth are produced only by biological processes.
www.reuters.com
April 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The Spirit whispereth to me that in October of this year, President Nelson will announce a temple on K2-18b and plans to begin immediate construction of the generation ship "Nauvoo" using funds amassed through the church's investment portfolio. Time is running out, exmos!