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Misty
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Analog girl in a digital world. Thoughts & opinions are my own. Buy the ticket, take the ride. (she/her)
Pinned
we made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm, but this is okay
know a girl named Traylor-Ann (I’m from Alabama)
Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
December 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
at the hair salon doing some people watching & just had to remind myself to fix my face 😭😭😭
December 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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♫ He shouldn’t have run
♫ He shouldn’t have tried
♫ They found coke in the sleigh
♫ And an old forty-five
♫ Santa Claus is going downtown
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
fucken eternal banger
Bruce Hornsby hits #1 today in 1986 with “The Way It Is”.

“Just when one thinks we are making progress,” he said, “appalling incidents will occur that shock and sadden anyone who is interested in equality in American life,” he said. “So sadly, the song still retains a bittersweet topical quality.”
December 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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You took the time to make your minivan look like a reindeer but you can't take one second to hit the turn signal an inch from your fingers?
December 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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This week had more new measles cases than sales of “American Canto”.

Hope the media is proud.
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
December 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Feel like I'm going completely insane. Why is everyone treating this like it's a real thing he can do??? The president can't unilaterally write or prohibit state laws!
Trump signs executive order blocking states from enforcing their own regulations around AI | CNN Business
President Donald Trump on Thursday signed an executive order that blocks states from enforcing their own regulations around artificial intelligence and instead aims to create a “single national framew...
www.cnn.com
December 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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When will “don’t tread on me” Republicans wake up and realize their guy Trump is now the Trojan horse for his oligarch donors to do all the things they’ve been worried about?
December 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
precisely why my PTO begins the day after our holiday party… 😈
The 'walk of shame' into work the day after the office holiday party
December 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

That he has a goddamn heart?

It would “severely intrude on the President’s prerogative to control the image he presents to the public” and force him to “share his platform” with an ASL interpreter."

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
DOJ argues Trump being made to use sign language interpreters could hurt his ‘image’
The Justice Department has appealed a November order requiring interpreters at many events
www.independent.co.uk
December 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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I would be fucking terrified about this.

Canada has the unfortunate luck of the longest continuous land border in the world but US public health being destroyed affects everyone.
December 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Don't let a little premeditated misery and death for millions of Americans by the richest people ever to live get you down.
December 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Reform this?
In a text message included in the lawsuit, Chicago police Det. Marco Torres allegedly wrote that he wanted his ex-girlfriend’s address “so this guy from gangs can get rid of her,” adding that he “wants a grand.”
Chicago police detective planned hit on female investigator he was convicted of assaulting, lawsuit says
chicago.suntimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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“Don’t make it sound so bad.”

Trump sounds genuinely inconvenienced by the insurance turmoil in 24 million American lives.
December 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s Nephew speaks out after ICE arrest: I think what I would have to say to Karoline is just because you went to a catholic school doesn't make you a good catholic.
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Roderick Gadson showed no remorse after beating a man to death. As Alabama advances him to lieutenant, the case lays bare a culture of violence the state has long failed to control.
He was called one of the most violent prison guards in America. He got promoted
www.theguardian.com
December 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Wow. This is an absolutely terrifying read. We now live in an age when a single company can, through what appears to be plain old bureaucracy, can more or less brick your entire digital life.
posted about my Apple ID woes, please share widely?

hey.paris/posts/appleid/
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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DOGE never happened, apparently
December 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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it's actually kinda funny in a way to get to the finish line of curing cancer and having the government go eh you know what. never mind
A tiny trial in New York has shown that personalized mRNA vaccines can provoke massive, lasting immune responses against pancreatic cancer, even as sweeping federal cuts now threaten the fragile labs required to produce them.
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Trump on Americans' healthcare costs going up by 200-300%: "Don't make it sound so bad"
Q: At the end of this year, those extended Obamacare subsidies expire. What's your message to those 24m Americans who will see their premiums go up?

TRUMP: Don't make it sound so bad. Obviously you're a sycophant for Democrats. You're obviously a provider of bad news for Republicans.
December 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
💯💯💯
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
got very recreational before my brow appt & now I have to hold a conversation with someone who’s working inches from my face knowing I look like… this, probably 🥴
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM