Anglos
@anglos.bsky.social
Bellissimo, fortissimo, intelligentissimo, ma soprattutto modesto.
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*youth pastor voice, pointing at the sky* the one true dev is ALWAYS in chat
January 17, 2026 at 7:50 PM
*youth pastor voice, pointing at the sky* the one true dev is ALWAYS in chat
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You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
November 7, 2024 at 7:42 PM
You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
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Fire Emblem protagonist: "We need to save the kingdom from these evil invaders!"
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
for 3 years now the ads on all of my devices have been begging me to watch a christmas movie with will ferrell and ryan reynolds and literally all i know about it is this fucking picture
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Fire Emblem protagonist: "We need to save the kingdom from these evil invaders!"
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
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I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
October 25, 1511 at 8:26 PM
I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
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"Be there or be square"
ok bet
ok bet
January 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
"Be there or be square"
ok bet
ok bet
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Astronaut Returns From ISS With Annoying Space Accent
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March 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Astronaut Returns From ISS With Annoying Space Accent
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My beautiful recorder dying on the exact last day of its protection plan so I could get it replaced for free, and dying in such a way that I could import all the files off it still.
I love you forever, you cheap plastic designed-to-fail angel
I love you forever, you cheap plastic designed-to-fail angel
February 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My beautiful recorder dying on the exact last day of its protection plan so I could get it replaced for free, and dying in such a way that I could import all the files off it still.
I love you forever, you cheap plastic designed-to-fail angel
I love you forever, you cheap plastic designed-to-fail angel
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Accidentally got my platonic twink friend completely hooked on Balatro because I forgot he has no built up immunities to roguelikes
February 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Accidentally got my platonic twink friend completely hooked on Balatro because I forgot he has no built up immunities to roguelikes
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Give a man an egg and he'll make an omelette
Teach a man to lay an egg and you'll forever be running from deviantart
Teach a man to lay an egg and you'll forever be running from deviantart
February 9, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Give a man an egg and he'll make an omelette
Teach a man to lay an egg and you'll forever be running from deviantart
Teach a man to lay an egg and you'll forever be running from deviantart
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creating a new type of celebrity called a nanocelebrity, which is a person known by 7-10 other people
January 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
creating a new type of celebrity called a nanocelebrity, which is a person known by 7-10 other people
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January 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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wife is asleep so I get into that contraption we bought for our baby that spins them around by their head to straighten out their spine - my bodyweight is too much and my neck snaps instantly and she comes downstairs in the morning to my corpse being jiggled from the ceiling while baby mozart plays
January 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
wife is asleep so I get into that contraption we bought for our baby that spins them around by their head to straighten out their spine - my bodyweight is too much and my neck snaps instantly and she comes downstairs in the morning to my corpse being jiggled from the ceiling while baby mozart plays
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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January 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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Internet user whose computer is possessed by a demon: yeah so there's teeth coming out of the CPU socket and the graphics card fans start saying "hail satan" when temperatures are over 70 degrees
Linux Guy: You should install Linux.
Linux Guy: You should install Linux.
January 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Internet user whose computer is possessed by a demon: yeah so there's teeth coming out of the CPU socket and the graphics card fans start saying "hail satan" when temperatures are over 70 degrees
Linux Guy: You should install Linux.
Linux Guy: You should install Linux.
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not sure who’s suffering more, me giving birth or my husband having to listen to me sing along to the wicked soundtrack while I do so
January 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
not sure who’s suffering more, me giving birth or my husband having to listen to me sing along to the wicked soundtrack while I do so
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I Played Every Hero in Marvel Rivals and Forgot to Pick up my Kids From School: My Review of the Game and Also Child Protective Services
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I Played Every Hero in Marvel Rivals and Forgot to Pick up my Kids From School: My Review of the Game and Also Child Protective Services
Hey guys! It’s ya boy MrLMFAOMayo here to tell you guys about my experience checking out Marvel Rivals over the first month of release. Also…
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January 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I Played Every Hero in Marvel Rivals and Forgot to Pick up my Kids From School: My Review of the Game and Also Child Protective Services
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Charcuterie boards have made me believe that eating my own weight in cheese is ok as long as I have a couple of grapes too.
January 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Charcuterie boards have made me believe that eating my own weight in cheese is ok as long as I have a couple of grapes too.
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.
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January 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
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