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Thalia ⭐🔫🧑⚔️
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Veteran, cat slave, & humanist. AuDHD, PTSD, lgbtqia (enBy), & disabled partner to an oppressed immigrant. She/they. No DMs.

I have friends everywhere. #happiness #memes #sarcasm #animals #cats #dogs #humor #funny
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Looking for a starter pack of humor to lighten your feed? Start with this good, basics list. #funny #laugh #webcomics #humor #starterpack
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Haha 🤣
December 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Trump’s Chief of Staff admits the cases against Letitia James and James Comey were about revenge, not justice.

That’s blatant due process violation. If I’m Mahmoud Khalil or Kilmar Abrego Garcia, I’m suing for malicious prosecution.

& shame on the billionaire universities that chose capitulation.
December 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Testimony from terminally ill residents persuaded an undecided Gov. JB Pritzker to sign legislation that will give people with six months or less to live the option to end their lives with a doctor’s prescription in Illinois.
Gov. JB Pritzker 'could have gone either way' on Illinois' new right-to-die law
chicago.suntimes.com
December 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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We are closing out tonight with a link to enjoy the legendary table read of The Princess Bride.

As long as we stick together we will find our way out of The Pit of Despair.

🖤RIP Rob and Michelle
Princess Bride reunion and table read
YouTube video by CoG
youtu.be
December 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
More accurate information from small children who process time outside this dumbest universe we adults live in.
6YO: Daddy how long until Donald Trump isn’t president anymore?

Me: Three years, buddy.

6YO: Oh man, he’s only been there for two years?

Me, sighing: Buddy, he’s only been there for *one*.
December 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Call me a dreamer but I think a president should have a soul.
December 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Hegseth murdered more people today but still refuses to release the second strike video from September.
December 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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He also insisted the federal government had no enumerated general power to restrict immigration at all, which indeed you will not find anywhere in the text.
Madison not only thought noncitizens had constitutional rights, he wrote that deportation was such a severe punishment that the federal government had no power to do it absent a war or jury trial guaranteed by the Sixth Amendment
December 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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No judge. No jury. Just the Secretary of War.
December 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Seems accurate
Four days to go to release Epstein files.

Which means he’ll go to war with Venezuela in the next three days.
December 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Two babies were born in New York within a year of each other, soon after WWII.

One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing.

The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Sounds about right.
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
It's truthiness quotient is pretty friggin high lol
Buying an entire loaf of garlic bread is a dangerous step on the path of eating an entire loaf of garlic bread.
December 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The best part about this time of year is how cheap the andes mints become. There. I said it!
a cartoon character with the words " those post mint feelz " above him
Alt: a cartoon character with the words " those post mint feelz " above him
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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UPS cheated seasonal workers out of millions of dollars in holiday pay by forcing them to work off the clock, violating federal and state labor laws, a lawsuit alleges.
UPS stole holiday workers’ wages, N.Y. attorney general alleges in suit
New York Attorney General Letitia James sues UPS over allegations of wage theft from holiday workers.
wapo.st
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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FWIW, yes, I screenshotted Trump’s post for when I see Johnson
December 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Prediction: Mike Johnson hasn’t seen Trump’s Rob Reiner post so can’t comment.
December 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I'm so tired of thoughts and prayers. Do something.

Cheers for the valiant and love and light toward the bereaved.

So sad right now.
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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The “tired” you feel when chronically ill is very different than a healthy person’s version of “tired”.

A healthy person can take a nap and feel 100%.

They can have a coffee and perk up.

We are tired 24/7. Sleep doesn’t fix it. Rest doesn’t fix it. It’s soul destroying.
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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This is beyond ironic...
December 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Happy 100 Dick Van Dyke
December 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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SO TRUE 👇👇
December 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Chat, I just found out they have figurines for The Office®. Do they have figurines for Office Space®? Asking for a friend.

#collectables #question
a man in a suit and tie says that would be great while pointing at something
Alt: a man in a suit and tie says that would be great while pointing at something. It's the manager from office space.
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM