Sara
@animalcrackers.bsky.social
Chicago, but Detroit sports.
Lawyer, but not in an interesting way.
Dogs, mainly.
Lawyer, but not in an interesting way.
Dogs, mainly.
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Sara
@animalcrackers.bsky.social
· Jul 31
I remain skeptical that anything can or will recreate the magic of twitter, however, I'm willing to be proven wrong.
All pasta is good pasta, I will not be taking further questions.
a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.
instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape
instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape
October 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
All pasta is good pasta, I will not be taking further questions.
In 2003, I rang up a 6 pack of beer for Bachelor Bob who was on the second or third season of that show. His band practiced not far from the grocery store I worked at, and the purchase lent itself to identity confirmation.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
September 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
In 2003, I rang up a 6 pack of beer for Bachelor Bob who was on the second or third season of that show. His band practiced not far from the grocery store I worked at, and the purchase lent itself to identity confirmation.
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A stat that FEELS true even if I don't know if it IS true: the Lions are undefeated when Kerby Joseph has an interception.
November 17, 2024 at 8:20 PM
A stat that FEELS true even if I don't know if it IS true: the Lions are undefeated when Kerby Joseph has an interception.
There is a dog Larkin's age at her school named Michael. I found out recently that his human dad's name is Mike, and this delights me to no end.
August 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
There is a dog Larkin's age at her school named Michael. I found out recently that his human dad's name is Mike, and this delights me to no end.
My opinion that the spotify dj has an annoying voice remains, but never would I myself have created a playlist putting All Too Well TMV back to back with Bright Eyes' Easy/Lucky/Free so I do have to hand it to them for that.
August 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My opinion that the spotify dj has an annoying voice remains, but never would I myself have created a playlist putting All Too Well TMV back to back with Bright Eyes' Easy/Lucky/Free so I do have to hand it to them for that.
If Chicago never again had the air portion of the air and water show, that'd be absolutely great. These planes are ruining my day.
August 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If Chicago never again had the air portion of the air and water show, that'd be absolutely great. These planes are ruining my day.
In 2017 or 2018, I went through and got rid of all my law school stuff from 2005-2008. Outdated, I don't need it, etc. Anyway, I kept my constitutional law book, but apparently I shouldn't have bothered. A bunch of spineless losers are ruining everything.
From Sotomayor's dissent, which she's now reading from the bench:
"The President has made a 'solemn mockery' of our Constitution. Rather than stand firm, the Court gives way. Because such complicity should know no place in our system of law, I dissent." www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
"The President has made a 'solemn mockery' of our Constitution. Rather than stand firm, the Court gives way. Because such complicity should know no place in our system of law, I dissent." www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
June 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
In 2017 or 2018, I went through and got rid of all my law school stuff from 2005-2008. Outdated, I don't need it, etc. Anyway, I kept my constitutional law book, but apparently I shouldn't have bothered. A bunch of spineless losers are ruining everything.
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all of the Supreme Court’s jurisprudence about executive power - all of it - can be replaced with a simple flow chart. is the president a Republican? if so it’s ok. if not, it’s presumptively not ok.
June 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
all of the Supreme Court’s jurisprudence about executive power - all of it - can be replaced with a simple flow chart. is the president a Republican? if so it’s ok. if not, it’s presumptively not ok.
Relevant to the interests of many, I think,
GUYS. The comment period for this ends in THREE DAYS. PLEASE if you have even a little bit of time, submit a comment here: www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...
Let them know EVERYONE should be able to get COVID vaccines. They BACK DOWN when WE PUSH BACK. www.statnews.com/2025/05/20/f...
Let them know EVERYONE should be able to get COVID vaccines. They BACK DOWN when WE PUSH BACK. www.statnews.com/2025/05/20/f...
FDA will limit Covid vaccines to people over 65 or at high risk of serious illness, leaders say
The FDA announced it will limit access to Covid-19 vaccines going forward to people 65 and older and others at high risk of serious illness
www.statnews.com
May 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Relevant to the interests of many, I think,
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs.
April 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs.
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Happy Transgender Day of Visibility.
To the Transgender community in Illinois and around the country: You deserve to live your life proudly and openly. We see you and we will protect you.
To the Transgender community in Illinois and around the country: You deserve to live your life proudly and openly. We see you and we will protect you.
Gov. @jbpritzker.bsky.social has a powerful message for our community on Trans Day of Visibility: Keep speaking your truth. 🩵🩷🤍
March 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Happy Transgender Day of Visibility.
To the Transgender community in Illinois and around the country: You deserve to live your life proudly and openly. We see you and we will protect you.
To the Transgender community in Illinois and around the country: You deserve to live your life proudly and openly. We see you and we will protect you.
Update! I discovered I was added to someone's starter pack/list. I messaged them asking to be removed, and they did! So, hi new folks, probably not going to get a lot of the content you thought you might, but you're welcome to stay.
Can we get locked accounts yet or no? I'm tired of this. Like these are not real people.
March 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Update! I discovered I was added to someone's starter pack/list. I messaged them asking to be removed, and they did! So, hi new folks, probably not going to get a lot of the content you thought you might, but you're welcome to stay.
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We can upload 3 minute videos now.
YOU KNOW THE RULE
YOU KNOW THE RULE
March 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
We can upload 3 minute videos now.
YOU KNOW THE RULE
YOU KNOW THE RULE
Can we get locked accounts yet or no? I'm tired of this. Like these are not real people.
March 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Can we get locked accounts yet or no? I'm tired of this. Like these are not real people.
I wish Bluesky would let me see what it is I've blocked that others are replying to. At least just the account name? Like I promise I can handle seeing the name of whoever I blocked without it ruining my day.
March 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I wish Bluesky would let me see what it is I've blocked that others are replying to. At least just the account name? Like I promise I can handle seeing the name of whoever I blocked without it ruining my day.
Hell is a medical waiting room where people are using their phones for games and videos with the sound on.
February 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Hell is a medical waiting room where people are using their phones for games and videos with the sound on.
I can taste the "opaque pegasus" ones now. These were GOOD.
The Berry Bears (1988-circa 1992): A line of fruit snacks, based around a fictional family/world of bear characters. Famous for the opaque pegasus pieces, representing the flying horse pet from the lore-and-magic filled commercials-- think Berenstain Bears meets Rainbow Brite.
January 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I can taste the "opaque pegasus" ones now. These were GOOD.
Once again, FEELS true.
A stat that FEELS true even if I don't know if it IS true: the Lions are undefeated when Kerby Joseph has an interception.
December 31, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Once again, FEELS true.
I don't love these Pistons west coast games being on past my bedtime, but I DO love watching a game replay the next morning. I especially love knowing the outcome so I don't get all emo when we're down 11 in the 2nd quarter.
December 27, 2024 at 5:01 PM
I don't love these Pistons west coast games being on past my bedtime, but I DO love watching a game replay the next morning. I especially love knowing the outcome so I don't get all emo when we're down 11 in the 2nd quarter.
I saw this recently, have been doing it, and would like to share. If you use google to search for things, because you're a human in 2024, you can put (no quotes needed) "-AI" at the end of your query. This gets rid of the usually wrong AI mashup at the top and right to the actual info you want.
December 18, 2024 at 4:13 PM
I saw this recently, have been doing it, and would like to share. If you use google to search for things, because you're a human in 2024, you can put (no quotes needed) "-AI" at the end of your query. This gets rid of the usually wrong AI mashup at the top and right to the actual info you want.
Regular Hershey kisses are underrated, I think. Am I the most basic of bitches, interested only in milk chocolate? Yes. But also, I'm enjoying this bag of Grinch wrapped ones I bought.
December 17, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Regular Hershey kisses are underrated, I think. Am I the most basic of bitches, interested only in milk chocolate? Yes. But also, I'm enjoying this bag of Grinch wrapped ones I bought.
The worst part of wrapping presents is the "why did I even buy this, they will hate it" feelings that inevitably arise. It's the only thing I ever feel impostor-y about, and I really do not enjoy it!
December 11, 2024 at 7:24 PM
The worst part of wrapping presents is the "why did I even buy this, they will hate it" feelings that inevitably arise. It's the only thing I ever feel impostor-y about, and I really do not enjoy it!
Whoever composed the NFL on Fox injury to commercial music is gonna be living off royalties for years after this season.
November 28, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Whoever composed the NFL on Fox injury to commercial music is gonna be living off royalties for years after this season.
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(blows past you in a two-horse covered sleigh; just absolutely smokes yer ass)
December 17, 2023 at 3:51 AM
(blows past you in a two-horse covered sleigh; just absolutely smokes yer ass)